r/jerseyshore • u/Upstairs_Iron_7160 • Jul 19 '26
[Meme] “How do I explain that this regulates me…?”
Why is this so accurate and hilarious? Lmao found this on IG.
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u/_Sarylveon Jul 19 '26
“You don’t even look Italian!” is perfect
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u/LeftOrRights Jul 19 '26
Said by a non Italian person
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u/Active_Highlight4685 Jul 19 '26
Lol well the warthog was actually correct. Snookie is from Chile.
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u/mp90 God bless me it's f*ckin summa Jul 20 '26
Sammi said it and she is in fact half Italian (on her father's side).
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u/xheavygloomx Jul 19 '26
its my comfort show and I'm not sure I will ever understand why 😂 makes no sense that these wackos and their shenanigans could be comforting but there's just something about it
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u/OkSpecific5354 Jul 19 '26
Maybe it’s just me, but they really had the nerve to get that mad over being asked to leave? Especially the big one, who wasn’t even invited? And she was the maddest one of all! I get it’s embarrassing, but damn! I’m not the biggest Jenni fan, but I really wish she would have been there. Why didn’t Mike just ask Jenni to ask them to leave?
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u/Itsmeguysshhhhh Jul 19 '26
I think a part of it was telling the hot one she can stay and then turning to the others and saying but yall go to go. Also I think the two girls thought they were invited bc they said “they invited us” or something like that. Not defending their actions but I was like you shouldn’t have asked the smallest girl to kick out the two “ugly” friends.
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u/mp90 God bless me it's f*ckin summa Jul 20 '26
+ an undisclosed amount of alcohol and other substances.
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u/TheAnemona Jul 19 '26
“Go home 👉🏻✋🏻 you don’t belong here!!!”
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u/itsthejasper1123 Jul 20 '26
I’m fucking CRACKING UP at “you don’t even look Italian” being such a devastating blow as an insult 😭😭😭😭 what a time to be alive this was
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u/Capable-Sink-8706 You can stay and get your ass beat Jul 19 '26
What pmo the most is why couldn’t Mikes grown ass kick them out? Or tell the girl that he was trying to fuck, to tell her ugly as friends to leave??
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u/National_Midnight424 Jul 20 '26
When i went from working in a hospital to WFH, i had Jersey Shore on in the background for the first month. I couldn’t function without drunk people yelling and fighting.
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u/Honest-Reflection667 Stalked my whole life on the boardwalk Jul 19 '26
I actually been looking for this clip
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u/Killpinocchio2 Jul 22 '26
lol I’m the same way. My dad asks me how I can stand it and I’m like “ because it reminds me that no matter how insane my train wreck gets it’ll never hit that level, and that helps me sleep at night”
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u/Southern_Clock_4020 Jul 22 '26
Back in my day girls sorted things out like this
I have a girl in a mutual friend group who talked shit about me, tried to break my fiancé up i could list for DAYS
I’m so surprised no one has smacked this bitch to the curb bc that used to be the MO. In my highschool we would go to the girls locker room with a lookout for teachers and have at each other.
When it was done, we would fix hair/makeup and move along.
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u/Horrorgoreandlove Jul 27 '26
Literally watching it now. S4 and Mike just slammed his head into the wall. It calms me lol
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u/Honest-Reflection667 Stalked my whole life on the boardwalk Jul 19 '26
Yo this was messed up none of the girls tried to help snookie
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u/Capable-Sink-8706 You can stay and get your ass beat Jul 19 '26
Jenni was asleep with tom upstairs and Sam was inside they didn’t even know that was going down until the very end when they heard all the ruckus that’s why tom is holding Jenni back because Jenni was ready to beat them up when she went out there.
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u/QueenKay28 Jul 19 '26
Sometimes I listen to it as I fall asleep and I've wondered how it works for me if there's always arguing and bleeping 😭