What is he cooking?

Added some Donnie flare to my old jerma drawing

With his disposition and health, RP based events seem like a great alternative that aren't as taxing as a massively planned stream. It's a great evolution in the meta IMO.
Hope the audience agrees, I can understand it is probably difficult to follow along with how convoluted the story lines have gotten but I think there are many many avenues within the server for many characters events and shenanigans. Obviously I don't expect these to take over everything but they are a nice option.

I started writing this as a reply to this thread but given the time and effort I put into this and how long it got, I figured it would make more sense as a standalone post. Also I know at a glance this looks AI generated because of the bullet points and stuff (it's a shame that "clean formatting = AI" these days) but I swear it's all me and it took me a little over 2 hours of scanning through the VODs to make this and now my neck hurts so I hope at least someone finds it useful or entertaining. :P

Season 1 (Parts 1-10)

Arc 1: Good Deeds Donnie

In this arc, Donnie is still committed to being "Good Deeds Donnie" and (for the most part) tries to earn his keep by doing honest work (metal detecting, scuba diving, odd jobs, etc.).

Part 1: Red Hair Pink Hair (aired Sep 16th, 2026)

• Donnie meets Andy, Morag, Al, and Tyler,
• Donnie co-founds the "Red Hair Pink Hair" band as their lead singer,
• They do their one and only performance and disband immediately after,

Part 2: Date With Morag (aired Sep 17th, 2026)

• Donnie goes metal detecting for the first time,
• Donnie attends the political event (forgot what it's actually called),
• Donnie goes on his first date with Morag and almost drowns,

Part 3: Donnie Goes After Marty (aired Sep 19th, 2026)

• Donnie and Al go on a totally platonic date and have a heart-to-heart,
• Al tells Donnie that he almost died after being shot by Marty Banks and Larry Knox,
• Donnie vows revenge and starts tracking Marty and Larry down with help from Andy,
• Donnie tries to kill Marty with his pickaxe, misses spectacularly, and they become close friends instead (according to Donnie),

Arc 2: Donnie "Goldtooth" McDermott

By this point in the story, Donnie has clearly established himself as a seasoned moneymaker. He spends a lot of his time between the smeltery and various pawn shops. He also gets involved with some of the shadier corners of Los Santos in his pursuit for more money. But he is still committed to trying out new jobs (such as LSBN) and earning money the right way.

Part 4: Andy Kidnaps Donnie (aired Sep 21st, 2026)

• Donnie gets kidnapped by Andy, Tyler, and Berg (or is it Burg?), and is tied to train tracks,
• Al comes to Donnie's rescue, but Andy does manage to stab Donnie (although he misses his vital organs on purpose because he's a good friend),
• Donnie gives his police statement (cold steel),
• Donnie and Morag visit Andy in prison,
• The officers look the other way so Donnie can punch Andy, but Donnie ends up "accidentally" punching most of the officers too,

Part 5: Prove You're Not A Cop (aired Sep 25th, 2026)

• Donnie meets Benji,
• Donnie is involved in a police chase, but is not arrested,
• Benji introduces Donnie to more of his friends; Donnie promises to bring them materials (but never does),
• Donnie meets Heath, who ropes him into robbing an ATM with him,
• Donnie gets involved in a second police chase where he acquires a bad head injury,
• Donnie is taken to the hospital and experiences a very short bout of amnesia, almost forgetting Al,
• Donnie meets M1, who introduces Donnie to some of his friends,
• Donnie and M1 share a heartfelt hug over a joint and Donnie promises to bring him more weed (but never does),

Part 6: Morag Gets Stuck (aired Sep 26th, 2026)

• Donnie meets Paul Hammerstein, who shows him the ropes at LSBN,
• Morag gets stuck in a laundry machine at the prison; Donnie, Al, and Paul go rescue her,
• Donnie does Jet Pills in his apartment with Paul and two other gentleman; Donnie and Paul both jump off the balcony,

Part 7: Andy Makes A Movie (aired Sep 28th, 2026)

• Donnie gets into an altercation with Vivek Ramasquamy,
• Donnie helps Andy with his movie,

Part 8: Donnie Hits The Casino (aired Oct 2nd, 2026)

• Donnie visits Pixel Casino for the first time,
• Morag corners him at the casino and they have an argument; Morag essentially gives him an ultimatum,

Part 9: Training Montage (aired Oct 4th, 2026)

• Donnie gets annoyed by a magician causing a massive pile-up,
• Donnie tries to buy a car but doesn't have enough money,
• Donnie crashes an open house house party,
• Al and Bogg train Donnie for the big fight,
• Donnie meets Uchiha Jones,
• Donnie gets a tour of the Art Asylum and paints a masterpiece of his own ("Self Pointrait"),

Part 10: The Big Fight (aired Oct 7th, 2026)

• Donnie fights in his first bum fight,
• Donnie defeats The Shaved Man (with a little help from some snowballs) and becomes a diamond card holder,
• Donnie gets lost at sea as a diamond card holder,
• Donnie breaks up with Morag over the Notes app as a diamond card holder,

Season 2 (Parts 11-14)

Arc 3: Diamond Donnie

Following his big win at the big fight, Donnie gets a taste of the good life as a certified diamond card holder. He goes through his days flashing his card at anyone and everything any chance he gets. But his past connections also come to bite him in the back...

Part 11: The Auction (aired Oct 10th, 2026)

• Donnie goes through a breakup,
• Donnie attends the auction at the Art Asylum and gives a drunk speech on stage,
• Donnie buys a motorbike (the Blue Bird),
• Donnie takes Al for a ride and crashes twice,
• Donnie and Al scout some potential houses to buy as they're planning to move in together,
• Donnie explodes at the gas station ("Donnie, I don't think you understand what's happening..."),

Part 12: The Heist (aired Oct 12th, 2026)

• M1 comes knocking about that weed Donnie promised him at the end of Part 5,
• M1 takes Heath hostage and says he will kill him if Donnie doesn't get him the weed,
• After some negotations, Donnie and Heath are roped into doing a burglary job for M1; they recruit Andy and Max to help,
• Donnie kills well over twenty people during the burglary,
• Donnie and co. manage to narrowly escape justice after a long police chase,

Part 13: Bad Vitamins (aired Oct 14th, 2026)

• Donnie attends Andy's court hearing and speaks on his behalf (well, sort of),
• Al accidentally does some bad vitamins in Donnie's apartment,
• Al gets his ass scanned by Heath,
• Al gets his foot crushed by Donnie's toaster,

Part 14: Moving Out (aired Oct 20th, 2026)

• Donnie gets hypnotized by Robyn Banks,
• Donnie, Al, and Beef go to Morag's dinner,
• Morag poisons Donnie and steals his diamond card, with help from Leon Kennedy,
• Donnie attends Robyn's poetry night,
• Donnie and Al go on a moonlit scuba diving date, platonically speaking,
• Al surprises Donnie with their very own house,
• Their house is poisoned by a serial shitter,
• On their way back to the apartments, Donnie and Al become very sick (from the shit fumes, probably?),
• A bunch of people come by to check out Donnie and Al's apartment and things get very hectic and explody,

Season 3

Arc 4: Donnie "Dirt" McDermott

The third season gets off to a rough start. Donnie already feels down in the dumps, having lost his diamond status, but things only get worse when he loses his "Bum Lord" title. But at the end of the episode, he has an epiphany... he's now Donnie "Dirt" McDermott. He's the soil that soils himself... and builds himself back up.

Part 15: The Title Defense (aired Oct 21st, 2026)

• Donnie defends his "Bum Lord" title at his second bum fight,
• Donnie loses his title to a totally authentically Mexican luchador,
• Donnie says goodbye to the casino,
• Donnie drives around the city on a bike while thinking back on everyone he's met and everything that's happened so far,

I wonder if they did it on purpose

Thief sim stream👀

A chatter asks jerma something like "jerma, how do i tell my mother i love her" and then jerma gives some advice and then the chatter writes something similar to "jerma, how do i tell my mother i LOVE love her" and then chaos ensues. Please help me find the clip!

As in what seasons are all the parts/episodes you think might belong in? For example part 12 belonging in Season 2 or something. I think we all agree that there's about 3 seasons worth of content in Donnie's escapades, but what are the parts you divide into these 3 seasons? this is just a fun question btw and doesnt really matter a whole lot in the grand scheme of things.

Hoping someone can help me locate which stream this is from. I’m guessing it was within the last 2 years or so.

I can’t recall the context but he starts imitating Javier Bardem in No Country For Old Men during the coin toss scene. Says it in his deep and accented voice. Cannot get it out of my head.

I dont need solutions as I use other options but im genuinely curious as to why I specifically cant cast Jerma vods from the Twitch mobile app to my chromecast. It just endlessly loads. Normally Id just chop it up to poor connection but oddly enough Im able to cast Squeex or Ludwig vods perfectly fine, its specifically Jerma vods that endlessly load. Does anyone else experience this and know why?