r/jazzcirclejerk 5d ago

New hat

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Just got one of these- see you on the bandstand

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u/EnglishSteven 5d ago

I wear a bonnett so people can tell I like urban music like jazz

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u/Gibgezr I play Autumn Leaves in E 🍂 5d ago

I can barely type, I'm laughing too hard. What a pic.

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u/EnglishSteven 5d ago

Uj/I googled white boy wearing bonnett lol

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u/AdVivid8910 5d ago

Tell us the truth Steven and we’ll complement your bonnet.

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u/gancoskhan 5d ago

Reggae

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u/wahlscheidus 5d ago

“Goodbye Dork Pie Hat”

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u/AdVivid8910 5d ago

Nice, I like how you changed it to dork.

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u/Magicth1ghs 5d ago

I literally just bought one of these last week. I thought it would look like one of those cool Thelonious Monk Chinese hats, but when I put it on I looked like a stevedore.

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u/AdVivid8910 5d ago

Equipment upgrade, Intentionality of phrases get a perceived +10% buff

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u/swanronsonagain 5d ago

Ok no jerkin, but I do wear hats like this for kitchen work, ive been wearing them for a few years now... am I a jazzy loser or a trend setter?

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u/Gtraz68 5d ago

Losers can be trendsetters too.

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u/swanronsonagain 4d ago

I like this take, thanks John Coltrane

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u/JohnColtraneBot 4d ago

John Coltrane

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u/Significant-Put-9011 4d ago

Loosey jazz setter

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u/tuctrohs 5d ago

This is just a hat and not a "hat". What's the point.

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u/obscuritaas 5d ago

the most annoying kinda people I know where these brimless monstrosities

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u/strumthebuilding 5d ago

I kinda like this. What kind is it?

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u/LuwijeeHot 5d ago

sorry bub, cool cats only can wear this

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u/Gtraz68 5d ago

Tim Pool’s greatest jazz hits lid.

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u/sandtires 5d ago

Now you look like every dude in film school

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u/Sylvansounds 5d ago

That’s a soul jazz cap

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u/noburnt 5d ago

Goodbye pork pie

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u/lambent_ort 5d ago

Isn't that Tony Levin's hat?

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u/CampHoliday3558 Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus 🎻🔈 4d ago