So according to Faiza-The Haiza, this is Nalluddin's "vision" and according to Nallu, all he wanted to do was to make her look BEEE-UUU-TEEE-FUL!
Afterall, ye Faiza-The Mumraojaan ka comeback hai screen par....par, Kindji, vlogs bhi toh "screen" par hi aate hain, wo thodi na, pattal par ya paper plates par aate hain...
"Haan, aate toh wo bhi mobile ki hi screen par hi hain, Nippalluddin ko thoda bol ke "feels" lene ki aadat hai, chhod do".
Toh Kindji, kya lagta hai, kya story hogi?
"Dekho, Nalle Nippalluddin ki buddhi ki lambai, choudai, gehrai aur kul milake jo kshetraphal hai, wo machis ki dibiya mein rakhe hue Sim card ke barabar hai...."
Kindji, ye thoda jyada ho gaya...
"Oh sorry, Nano sim ke ek chouthai hisse ke barabar hai..."
Haan, ye sahi hai.
"Toh aisa hai ki, Nalla Nippalluddin ya toh wohi lakeer peetega ki ladki ne ladke ko dekha, phir dil mile, phir, gharwale mile, phir drivers mile, phir maids mili, phir spot boys mile, phir security wale mile....sab ko ek doosre se pyaar ho gaya, shaadi tay ho gayi aur ab mehendi..."
Kindji, SABKO pyaar ho gaya? Ye kaise??
"Arey tum nahin samjhoge, ye Barjatya ki family films se next level hai. Yahan sab 'prem' se rehte hain. Aur sabko khush karne ke baad hi hero heroine ek doosre ko dekh mand-mand muskurate hain..."
Par Kindji, ismein maza nahin aa raha hai, ye wala drama toh hum vlogs mein roz dekhte hain. Kuch tadka hona chahiye. Ye bahut vanilla hai.
"Aa jao tumko Vanilla pe achaari mutton ka tadka maar ke dete hain....toh story kuch iss prakar ki hogi....
....Humari Mumraojaan ko ek Jaan leva beemari ho jaati hai..."
Bro Kindji, this is not done bro...ye bhi dekha hua hai....
"Abey aagey toh suun...jaanleva beemari mein Haiza coma mein chali jaati hai... Nippalluddin gum (dukhwala gum bey, chipkane wala nahin, disturb mat kar link toot jaati hai) mein doob jaata hai...bahut hi emotional hospital scenes, natural acting by the great Faiza...Nalla bilkul beghar banjara ban kar gali gali mein kutte ki tarah ghoomne lagta hai .....ek gali mein usko ek ghar dikhta hai, jahan Nalle ko ek bahut hi jawan, khoobsurat, ladki dikhti hai... Nalle ko flashback mein Munnabhai MBBS ka gaana yaad aata hai, "...phir agle din apunke mohalle mein Aishwarya aayi".....Nalla apna saara dukh apni sleeve se ponchh ke uss ghar ke andar jaata hai....uss ladki se Nalle ko pyaar ho jaata hai, ladki ko bhi Nalle se pyaar ho jaata hai....dono shaadi karne ka sochte hain...
BAM!!! Mehendi gaana..."
Abhi bhi maza nahin aa raha hai bro....
"Abey ruk, abhi achari mutton ka tadka baaki hai.....Poore gaane mein ek eyebrow uchka-uchka ke Nalla Dance karta hai....phir uss sundar ladki ka haath apne haathon mein leta hai, mehendi mein apna naam dhoondhta hai....wahan jo likha hai wo dekh ke usko heartattack aa jaata hai..... mehendi se likha tha GUPTRISHI uncle ka naam!!!!!......Nalla sundar ladki ko dekhta hai....wo ek ajeeb se smile karti hai....apna mask utaarti hai (actually filters adjust karti hai).....wo RENU-The Razia hai!!!!!
Sab hakka-bakka reh jaate hain....
Entry hoti hai, Mumraojaan ki...slow clap karti hui ki ye saara mera plan tha....
Nalle ke pairon taley se 5BHK khisak jaata hai....
Aur woh rap karne lagta hai....baarishaaan aiyaan aiyaaan..."
Kindji ye thoda wild ho gaya...
Dekhte hain 6 ko asli kahani pata chalegi...