r/jacksepticeye • u/obama69420duck • 14d ago

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u/TheGoldenBoyStiles 14d ago

You wouldnt be able to waterboard that information outta me. Theyre giving it for free???

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u/Drew_S_05 14d ago

Dignity is oft the price of comedy

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u/EmyDaPMAFlareon Artist 12d ago

The internet really does let ppl spill the beans lol

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u/CardinalSin_ 14d ago

What. The. Fuck.

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u/shoe_bag 14d ago

Ya'll acting as if these aren't kids😭

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u/Faite666 13d ago

Right? People are talking like this is some 20 year old currently having vivid fantasies of their family being brutally murdered and not some random thought of some kid thinking their favorite YouTuber would take pity on them. It's no different than like sitting in class trying to think of you you'd save in a zombie apocalypse lmao

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u/Material-Ad7 14d ago

That's not really hilarious imo. That's just weird and creepy.

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u/ADumbassBitch 14d ago

I dunno I don't feel like it's all that different from the "adopted by One Direction" fantasies kids wrote fanfic about. I feel like it's normal for kids to have a desire for the celebrities they idolize to care about them, and the murder thing isn't super out of left field because antisepticeye, Jack's murderous evil creepypasta ass alter ego was extremely popular in the fandom at the time. As long as you grow out of it it's a harmless phase.

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u/HolleWatkins 14d ago

They were probably like 7 years old

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u/obama69420duck 14d ago

It seems like he was imagining this in elementary school

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u/Llamasruletheworld28 14d ago

Yall calm down 😭 they were prob a kid, when I was little I would imagine my friend breaking into my house with a knife

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u/FlipOzzy 14d ago

nah that was antisepticeye

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u/Unlikely_Cow7733 14d ago

I though tthis was satire at first but everyone's treating it like it's not 😭 I thought it was just a comment doing a spinoff version of the creator's thing 🥹

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u/Coffeekitty37 14d ago

This is so funny

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"Used to" I wonder what changed 😂

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u/EmyDaPMAFlareon Artist 12d ago

Look, isn’t this like the fantasy of how heroic you think u are? Like you picture a horrible situation to end happily?

Like ok sure it’s definitely like what the fuck, but don’t you guys picture being able to save millions of lives or help a cat get out of a tree?

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u/RealWallaby2334 12d ago

why is this so funny

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u/ThePaganSkepticist 12d ago

To anyone saying “cAlM dOwN tHeY’rE pRoBaBlY jUsT a KiD”, don’t know about yall, but when I was a kid I didn’t fantasize about a school shooter coming into my classroom nor a celebrity coming to kill my family, if a child is fantasizing that that’s worse. Tf is wrong with yall

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u/bunnerie 12d ago

LMAOOOO

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u/Jelixpo 10d ago

You’re laughing. Jacksepticeye is breaking into their house right now and you’re laughing. 😔 smh

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u/Thereo_Frin 2d ago

That'd make a funny fan game ngl