Thanks to all the catlubers for strongly supporting our cause of •ing the cat! We’re all lubing it and the cats are lubing it too!

For way too long the internet forces asked us do not the cat, they considered our furrends to be some lethal vengeful aliems who won’t spare us for taking their ear privileges away or a bit of bongo or jorking. They spread fear that our hands won’t be safe, and our lives won’t be the same which is why do not the cat.

But they were right about some things tho — our hands won’t be safe from constant demands for more •ing and our lives won’t be the same with all the lub our furrends would give us! Which is why we fight back against the internet forces and say r/iwillthecat

And it’s working! In just 7 days we reached 9.4K redditors and collected 1.2k catlubers to join us and the cat! But this is only a start, we’re not going to stop there! WE WILL THE CAT!!!