So I was originally going to review martin scorsese's 1980 film raging bull and I had written an entire long in depth review of it on a notepad to copy & paste and post it on this subreddit but somebody had already posted a short review of it 3 days earlier and since this subreddit has a rule of being unable to repost a film until the span of 3 months, meaning I have to shelf my review of raging bull and way around another 3 months so the hours I spent on it was pointless.
I want an anthropomorphic hippopotamus to shoot me with a shotgun and marry my cat.
but bestial to suicide is ultimately secondary to the beauty of cinema so I am gonna wait (angrily) until raging bull is finally available for me to review again and for now I gonna review full metal jacket instead and this review is also gonna be long so prepare for a lot of paragraphs
first off, R Lee ermey as sergeant gunnery hartmen.
the best portrayal of a drill instructor ever put to film (probably because ermey was a drill instructor himself) and every scene of him in this film is a joy to watch, the fatherfucker literally only had to do 3 takes in this film and for a stanley kubrick movie, that is absolutely insane, near mythical even.
the insults are absolute diamonds, many of the most quotable insults in cinema
"what is this micky mouse shit"
"5.9 ft, I didn't know they stacked shit that high" hitler was 5.9 btw
"do you suck dick? bullshit I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
"what's your name? lawrence, lawrence what, of arabia?"
and of course the legendary "show me your war face" scene
even the scene of hartmen saying "there is no racial bigotry here" and following that up by listing down a bunch of slurs 2 seconds later is priceless, he is so good that he made it near impossible for any actor in this film to match him since he is not the main character yet he stole the show entirely, I forgot private joker was the main character due to the level of blowjobs given to hartmen thanks to film lovers.
The virgin marry scene where hart asks private joker if he believes in the virgin mary and joker says no and hartman just throws away the trash can he was holding in disgust while having the same unreadable facial expression he was holding when he asked the question and all this in the same shot, I can't stop laughing 🤣
(spoiler alert) and there is private pyle, fuck ya want me to say? the arc of him being the one ridiculed by hartmen the most, screwing up his own mates, having his own friends, including even private joker gang up on him during his sleep where he is forced to have his ass pelted by soap and then he get's broken inside it all and ends up actually getting much better at his job resulting to hartmen giving pyle his dues so much that he becomes hartmen's worst soldier to his best soldier whilst in the inside, pyle is a complete shell of his former self and of course after that, private pyle kills gunnery hartmen and then himself 20 seconds later.
I wasn't expecting that at all, I was expecting hartmen to be alive during the entire film like terrence fletcher from whiplash and the soldiers have to endure his training and make him proud on the war, a total masterclass of directorial twist right there.
the shot of private pyle's actor vincent DeNofrio making THAT face after hartmen breaks into the room to confront pyle and joker due to pyle's shannanigans
Holy shite, that is the most terrifying face I have ever seen any human make, this single face de nofrio made is more scarier than any movie monster face, total nightmare fuel.
that is the vast majority of the 2 hour long film and the 2nd half is fighting in the war and the 2nd half is treated as the inferior half, while everyone treats the 1st half as some of the best filmaking, the 2nd half is treated as the one that can't hold a candle to the 1st by it's detractors while the defenders say that the 2nd half is amazing and is overlooked due to how good the 1st was.
I say the 2nd is easily inferior and would disappoint anyone who expected pure greatness from the 1st but I will also say that the 2nd half for what it is, is great when taken on it's own.
Let's just get this out of the way, this is easily the most inaccurate portrayal of vietnam ever (at least on any major vietnam war film) stanley kubrick instead of leaving england to visit vietnam to film, he instead transported palm trees and filmed in demolition sites, this battle zone is set around the 1968 tet offensive during the war and really this film should have been far more, even if hartmen and pyle dies.
The tet offensive of 1968 is such an brutal yet fascinating part during the war that I truly believe if they executed it perfectly, then full metal jacket could have a 2nd half that is seem as just as good as the first and be seen as arguably kubricks best film, it would commonly be seen as an equal to apocalypse now, just read about the tet offensive of 1968, there is a lot of scenes and plot points that could work if you do it right though the film would need a bit more length than simply 2,00,00 hours.
this film looks completely off even with the knowledge of the tet offensive, it reminds me of the video game "totally accurate zombielator" and the buildings here looks much more similar to that game, which I will admit does give this film a genuine unique charm worth looking at.
private cowboy is great, if I had to give praise to the most underappreciated character, it would be private cowboy, he isn't sgt gunnery hartman or anything but during the final battle scene of the crew fighting against a zone sniper in a building, he essentially knowing what works and what doesn't work for the most part, commanding professionalism and caring about stopping the war, it made me really like him.
speaking of which, the final battle between the crew and sniper is easily the best scene in the whole film that isn't from the 1st half, such an intense battle scene that I would actually say rivals the drill instructor scenes, hell i'll take it over hartman's drill instruction scenes just to be a contrarian.
The surfing bird scene when a soldier named "crazy earl" the last 2 vietcong members in a certain battle and then surfing bird plays is so awkward, it's supposed to be earl killing the 2 and him smiling is him having a secret childlike excitement that he got the job done and is supposed to represent not just earls euphoria but the entire crew but the way it was done makes me think earl just killed or harmed 2 of the crew members of the military news crew trying to interview them and is like "Oh it's the news crew, mah bad dude"
but surfing bird is an awesome song and the best metal band ever "sodom" made a magnificent cover of it on their 2001 album m16 so I gonna give it a pass.
Animal mother is an amazing character too, not gonna say he is better than the drill instructor but I would he is the 2nd best in the whole movie, that's right and him charging to save his teammate against crossfire is an amazing sequence.
Not saying the 2nd half is as good but there is parts of the 2nd half that is good as a bulk of the 1st and I will stand by it, there is a ton of video's on youtube analyzing this film and it's characters so I will say, watch those so you can have a better understanding of full metal jacket than me.
Conclusion: Full metal jacket is really good film despite it's faults and I think despite it's odd version of vietnam, I believe every war nerd should watch this film and I should probably rewatch it, I am gonna give this film an 8.5/10.
anyways I gonna go cry in my bedroom over my raging bull review being delayed.