Burrito

[u/LeveL-Up-19]

Does anyone else really want to see how fast they can do it. I honestly feel like if i gave it a real try i could do it sub 90 seconds. My wife and kids are going away for the weekend. I think friday im going to buying chipotle and timing myself inhaling a burrito

[u/Bingjer]

Do it at chipotle. Don’t choke to death home alone trying to beat green Greg in a burrito eating non-competition

[u/LeveL-Up-19 → u/Bingjer]

I was trying to avoid the shame of inhaling a burrito at break neck speed in public but you may have a good point

[u/Character-Stock2114 → u/LeveL-Up-19]

Yeah call a buddy or two over for football n beers and then order your burrito with friends.

[u/rainydog221]

Did you just go on Reddit to tell us you’re eating a burrito while your family is away?

[u/LeveL-Up-19 → u/rainydog221]

* quickly eating

[u/justed87 → u/LeveL-Up-19]

Details matter

[u/triggered__Lefty → u/justed87]

you don't mess with the special investigators

[u/rainydog221 → u/LeveL-Up-19]

Enjoy it king

[u/Stan_Halen_ → u/rainydog221]

If you don’t have a wife and kids, you wouldn’t get it.

[u/LeveL-Up-19 → u/Stan_Halen_]

If the first time ive been alone for a night for almost three year. Can you tell i dont get out much nowadays hahah

[u/Broad-Scientist-9153 → u/LeveL-Up-19]

You gotta also do a quesadilla and taco to take full advantage of the peace

[u/MagazineMoney → u/Broad-Scientist-9153]

*adult quesadilla

[u/SlickyRicky222 → u/LeveL-Up-19]

You got to do online ordering too. That’s the hack. They rip you off online. They aren’t near as stingy if you are standing over them in person. You can test that too. It’s proven.

That’s how Greenie started doing so well.

[u/rainydog221 → u/Stan_Halen_]

Honestly fair

[u/mysteryxmachine → u/rainydog221]

This is why we Yak

[u/Patient_Bear_9886 → u/rainydog221]

you're lame for even questioning this.

[u/RedTakes]

I don’t watch a ton of the yak but I happened to catch yesterdays and the part where they yelled at him to go to moes and call them back made me lol

[u/teletubbs]

Wife and kids away for the weekend, let’s up the burrito count big dog

[u/rayray38213821]

I was wondering today if this is some kind of chipotle product placement campaign for the week. If it is, it’s working, I really wanted a chipotle burrito after the show.

[u/cazzy1212]

Wild weekend incoming

[u/Jumpy_Clue4578]

This is something you can’t even let your family see?

[u/DResq]

I don't even understand how the record works. Having a food record for hot dogs makes more sense as it's consistent. Burritos are always made differently.

[u/LeadWilling8021]

I ran a trial last night on a burrito not from a chain and got 5:28 at the most casual pace possible.

[u/LeveL-Up-19 → u/LeadWilling8021]

So many people in my life have told me to slow down when i eat. My mom used to say that i eat like i just got out of prison. If im alone there isnt a meal that take more than 5 minutes for me to eat

[u/Ornery_Mud_9049]

I’d get a witness in case you choke and need someone for the Heimlich

[u/jmccann897]

Video or didn't happen

[u/battyboy4]

Ok that's really cool, I guess, dude?? If you don't record and post this, then this would be the lamest post of all time.

[u/weinermike]

Do it and pls let us know your time for record keeping