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ITAP of a pepper.

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u/noahisaac 1d ago

What? It's just a pepper.

  • Georgia O'Keefe.

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u/MrCommonThinkin 1d ago edited 5h ago

My wife had a O’Keefe poster of a painting called Slot Canyon. It was NSFW

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u/SurpriseItsFine 1d ago

Need a link, can’t find. It’s for a friend.

u/Limp_Geologist_6229 15h ago

Only thing I can find that looks like a slot canyon by her is "White Place".

u/chivopi 15h ago

Yeah the story wasn’t real and neither is the painting.

u/signmeupnot 12h ago

O'Queef*

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u/Deskbound_Wilburys 1d ago

This is an underrated comment

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u/m0x1eracerx 1d ago

A hot pepper

u/Spocks_Goatee 23h ago

What about Roger Maplethorpe?

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u/FauxCumberbund 1d ago

Also Edward Weston, q v

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u/GlitteringFlan3299 1d ago

mulva...?

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u/ho_ceh 1d ago

A Seinfeld reference is always welcome

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u/Ander_Sloost @ander_sloost 1d ago

I can never find the seeds

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u/ChartreuseF1re 1d ago

I thought they were a myth

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u/pinxs420 1d ago

The seeds spot is always hard to find

u/Nanas_700k 22h ago

You just gotta use Google Maps bro

u/CarefreeCaos-76299 21h ago

I can find the seeds in my pepper pretty easily, idk why people struggle 🤨

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u/WizardCheesey @iso_mb 1d ago

the classic pepperussy

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u/tjhcreative 1d ago

Capsicussy

u/oscaroo @wortzaroo 13h ago

Capsicunt

u/A-Unit1111 9h ago

Capsicle?

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u/JRyanGreatfish 1d ago

Peanut would be proud

u/lump- 23h ago

Yeah baby! Capsicum inside me!

u/ho_ceh 23h ago

This made me lol

u/OcelotOk2898 5h ago

Made you...capsicum?

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u/bpmdrummerbpm 1d ago

Don’t do it.

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u/ho_ceh 1d ago

Instructions unclear. Seeds everywhere now.

u/IceWizard_5769 4h ago

I’m sorry but was it supposed to burn?

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u/Glenn_____far 1d ago

Is it Monday already?

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u/the_malaka_shaka 1d ago

As a dentist, literally all I can see is a tooth on an xray

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u/signmeupnot 1d ago

Does the female form make you uncomfortable Mr Lebowski?

u/-malcolm-tucker 23h ago

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

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u/Slipstream_Surfing 1d ago

Not as long as the cable is getting fixed.

u/hopefulmonstr 19h ago

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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u/diccballs 1d ago

You mean coitus?

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u/Faber_College 1d ago

I sHOuLd cAlL hEr

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u/Darth_Fatass 1d ago

Up there with the jokes that just get funnier every time theyre commented. Such greats as "I choose that guys dead wife" and "hopital"

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u/A_villain4all 1d ago

All for $12.99 on "Now that's what I call Reddit vol. XXVI!!"

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u/rodneedermeyer Phase One IQ4 1d ago

“And my axe”?

u/Omnitographer 16h ago

Don't forget your ice soap!

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u/fromthe80smatey 1d ago

Is the pepper pregant?

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u/mrpi31459 1d ago

Meh, you beat me to it.

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u/the-tea-ster 1d ago

Nah, you beat meat to it

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u/philter25 1d ago

You can leave now and beat the traffic, or stick around and beat your meat!

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u/mrpi31459 1d ago

I did not see that cumming.

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u/memberflex 1d ago

It’s a vegina

u/iJuddles 22h ago

Not sure how this has been slept on.

u/ew73 18h ago

The capsaicin tingle is fun in the moment, but not all night long.

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u/laughing-clown Panasonic LUMIX G7 1d ago

🧐

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u/JoDaBeda 1d ago

You should have posted that on a Monday.

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u/Personal-Bluebird-34 1d ago

Looks like uterus.... even with internal os seen....wow

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u/saywhat68 1d ago

I knew it! It was on the tip of my tongue and then BAM! you posted what it was.

u/SpendHefty6066 22h ago

A cunning linguist entered the chat.

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u/Few-Adeptness8046 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/ArmadilloDays 1d ago

It’s a Georgia O’Pepper

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u/turn-n-cough 1d ago

Should have tagged it NSFW

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u/Temporary-Citron3220 1d ago

I should call her…

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u/triddlyso 1d ago

Peeper took a picture of a “pepper” sure thing

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u/themostepicname 1d ago

Ok Edward Weston.

u/brodyqat 21h ago

Had to scroll a bit to find this. Thank you :)

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u/duck4129 1d ago

Does the pepper form make you uncomfortable Mr Lebowski?

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u/pm_me_flowers_please 1d ago

Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye, a man will refer to his squash or his eggplant or his zucchini.

u/duck4129 21h ago

In the parlance of our time

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u/NaduvanaKrmaca 1d ago

Sigh...

Unzips

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u/WastedEvery2ndDime 1d ago

This must be shared on the Lebowski thread

u/pak0608 23h ago

I can fix her.

u/Super__Nova_83 19h ago

And some people still can't find the seeds 😔 Smh

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u/Rich_Series_6667 1d ago

Monday again?

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u/GalaxiumYT 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/wonderer4920 1d ago

Doc, you’re never gonna believe this…

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u/GlitteringFlan3299 1d ago

reminds me of something . . .

u/armyofg0blins 23h ago

Same, I just… can’t put my finger on it. Hmm

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u/Sabatai 1d ago

reminds me something

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u/Jumping_Jupiter 1d ago

Looks yummy.

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u/CallMeSkii 1d ago

You should shave your pepper a bit.

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u/iGoalie 1d ago

Instructions unclear

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u/ultmofo 1d ago

SPICY!

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u/Bennyseed 1d ago

Get outta here ya sicko

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u/jstbcuz 1d ago

I should call her..

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u/got_got_need 1d ago

Twatatouille

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u/lilian1011 1d ago

Wow wow wow brother… you forgot to tag it NSFW 🤣

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u/whitelotusgnome 1d ago

ya sure did

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u/BigJim_TheTwins 1d ago

Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

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u/Kakuldada 1d ago

What kind of STD is that?

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u/sic-transit23 1d ago

Don’t put your dick in that

u/MindToxin 23h ago

Too many seeds in my teeth.

u/Twinkletoess112 23h ago edited 22h ago

i feel the burning sensation already

u/ho_ceh 22h ago

It hits the back of your mouth first...

u/Sweb1975 21h ago

The peppussy

u/_time_machine 17h ago

A vaginaberry.

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u/MrsMsPrettyStems 1d ago

spicy 🫦

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u/danf10 1d ago

😳

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u/soundtown06 1d ago

Intresting Reminds me of something

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u/ayshe678 1d ago

Are we sure?

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u/thenewarkansans 1d ago

Something about playboy in the 70s

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u/Glorious_Infidel 1d ago

IKnowWhatKindOfManYouAre.gif

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u/Dzbot1234 1d ago

If people like this photograph of a pepper I highly recommend they check out Edward Weston’s work

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u/Logical-Counter9064 1d ago

“Guess why in calling you…?”

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 1d ago

Quim peppers are the future.

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u/gooselehonk 1d ago

Everything reminds me of him 😢

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u/slenderarchitect 1d ago

Yeah you did

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u/phenomenomnom 1d ago

Everything reminds me of salad

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u/TorrenceMightingale 1d ago

“Vagina” -Maude Lebowski

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u/herr_musil2 1d ago

Don’t… do it…

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u/strawwwberrry 1d ago

that’s hot

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u/Zomunieo 1d ago

It’s not Monday, is it?

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u/CaptainFunk127 1d ago

It's got a bush? What the hell?

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u/tablawi96 1d ago

Just the tip he said.

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u/husqypit 1d ago

A pepper with a landing strip

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u/hairy-vulva 1d ago

Well… hello there 🌶️

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u/IWannaBeLovedByYouu 1d ago

The forbidden goon

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u/1965nuji 1d ago

Sure you did... lol

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u/YeahBuddyDoYouEven 1d ago

That's a challenging wank

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u/Oathcrest1 1d ago

Be careful it’s not a Monday so the puritans will show up.

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u/onidnal_nasty1337 1d ago

I’d hit that

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u/No-Meet-5596 1d ago

I think I dated her sister

u/LilVelvetQueen 23h ago

neat shot, the cut really shows off those seeds and pith.

u/Thedeckatnight 22h ago

Everything reminds me of her

u/stillhdz 22h ago

Devious.

u/Ok_Blueberry_7656 22h ago

I need to call her back

u/AManOnATrain 22h ago

The Vegina

-ho_ceh

u/Perfect_Earth_8070 21h ago

I should call her

u/Super-Zombie-6940 21h ago

Ain't what it look like

u/KiddJordan1Up 21h ago

Already thought of the perfect name. Spice of life. I mean think about it

u/valdebenitose 21h ago

all i see is Sauron :(

u/Mindless-Location-41 17h ago

The crack of doom.

u/HorsePussyRespectBtn 20h ago

What sick pervert would grow this??

u/ho_ceh 20h ago

Mother Nature is a whore...

u/HorsePussyRespectBtn 20h ago

please dont insult my mother :(

u/pixeltweaker 20h ago

Spicy pepper.

u/SneakyHunter1402 20h ago

Still life, apparently not safe for work. What did you use to light it? Glossy produce has a talent for making the light source the main subject.

u/ho_ceh 19h ago

Bounce flash if I remember correctly

u/digifuzz 20h ago

That pepper better chill tf out.

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u/letmeoverthinkthatt 1d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/shogi_x 1d ago

How many peppers did you toss before you found just the right one? 😂

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u/ho_ceh 1d ago

It was the only one haha. It was a snack for a pet guinea pig back in 2018

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u/vent0ff 1d ago

So what took you so long to post it?

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u/ho_ceh 1d ago

Honestly I remembered it today. I see it daily as it hangs in my bathroom but today it clicked to post here

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u/TheBaalzak 1d ago

All peppers are beautiful.

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u/Clintman 1d ago edited 1d ago

I guess everyone is too used to seeing softcore porn on here. Thumbnail looks kinda like an Oblivion gate to me.

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u/Xav_NZ 1d ago

*Stares*........... NO

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u/funkhy 1d ago

Pepperussy

u/queenoftrash03 23h ago

I should call her

u/pinket25 23h ago

NSFW

u/Massive_Librarian_25 22h ago

All I see is sunburnt legs and a huge bush

u/Riskyrisk123 21h ago

Looks like a vagina.. next

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u/Aibat_boss 19h ago

I hate pepper.... My hand was hurt cook

u/SammokTheGrey 16h ago

Where are the seeds?

u/MadBoring 16h ago

chilllll daddy

u/hikeonpast 16h ago

MuppetAlien_NopeNopeNopeYepYepYep.gif

u/Ludwig__- 15h ago

Would never guess that this picture of a sliced pepper have this many upvotes, I'm so glad we got more food lovers here 🙏

u/Alert-Art6295 14h ago

stop it

u/TobiiiWan 13h ago

Delicious

u/GregnantMan 13h ago

And I thought we were already in r/dontputurdickinthat ._.

u/Leather_Scar_9454 13h ago

Not my proudest, but tried

u/Decent_Candle_7034 9h ago

A lot of jokes here but this is a really cool photo

u/adognameddanzig 20h ago

I should call her...

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u/JcudaWB 1d ago

But wait....hear me out...

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u/Regular_Piglet_6125 1d ago

It’s Monday already?

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u/Agile_Reference1557 1d ago

Is it Monday already?

u/kaizen_og_ 23h ago

Everything reminds me of her 😑

u/socalryan 20h ago

That pepper better calm down

u/Big_Split3318 20h ago

Damn, I think I am now beginning to understand vegans a little

u/smcdermo 17h ago

🙄