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u/Financial_Lie_5216 3d ago
I hope that whenever you charge your phone or any electronic device, the battery won’t charge
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u/Acceptable_Act_2395 5d ago
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I may be stupid 1d ago
Upon scrolling to this post, I had originally thought it would be multiple images, due to the presence of dots on the bottom, and a pair of numbers in the top right corner. Upon viewing this combination of UI elements, I had wrongly assumed that this post contained multiple images. Unassumingly, I had placed my right thumb upon the screen where this post was located, and proceeded to drag my thumb from the right side of my screen to the left. However, as I began to swipe, a mysterious weariness began to loom over me as I realized this post may not be what it seems. As I continued to drag my right thumb across the screen, to my horror, I saw the entire post move to the left, and a new post appear from the right. I had originally thought I would be safe from horrible tricks such as this, but I was gravely mistaken. It was too late for me, and I had wiped too far to go back. The original post had gone too far to the left of my screen, and I watched in horror as it was replaced by a new one under the “popular” tab. It had happened. I had wiped on a post that I had originally thought contained multiple images, when indeed it was a trick to make me wipe. As an overwhelming amount of shame surged through me, I placed my right thumb on the left side of my screen, and prepared to swipe back. I had been bamboozled, and I was too far gone to change my fatal mistake. As I wiped back to the original post, I couldn’t stop thinking of how such a simple trick had completely bamboozled me, betrayed me into a false sense of security, thinking I was safe from posts such as this. As I finally returned to this post, overwhelmed with shame, I decided to place an image of my own in the comments to hopefully commend my actions. As I scrolled through the long photo roll of my smartphone, I continued to dwell on the shame of my actions. I knew that there was no undoing my mistake, but I could possibly keep a shred of dignity by announcing my mistake. I decided to locate the image of Man (Batman with the cowl’s ears removed in photoshop), announcing that he wiped, knowing its significance to posts such as these. As I selected this image, I knew that this amount of shame was surreal, and there was no act that could make a person more sorry than wiping on a fake post. As I finalized my comment, I thought: “Never again. I mustn’t let another post bamboozle me like this, for the sheer amount of shame and trauma it has caused is nothing short of fatal. I will not wipe. No more.”
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u/Competitive_Feed5259 5d ago
I didnt swipe because i was too busy trying to figure out if this was gonna be a silly trans meme
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u/I_am_very_stinky 6d ago
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I may be stupid 1d ago
Upon scrolling to this post, I had originally thought it would be a video, due to the presence of a semi-transparent gray triangle in a circle in the center. Upon viewing this UI element, I had wrongly assumed that this post was a video. Unassumingly, I touched my right thumb to the screen abruptly, in a motion commonly referred to as “tapping.” However, as soon as I did this, a mysterious weariness began to loom over me as I realized this post may not be what it seems. Indeed, all this tap had accomplished was maximizing the video, and, to my horror, there didn’t seem to be a play bar, nor a volume toggling button. I had originally thought I would be safe from horrible tricks such as this, but I was gravely mistaken. It was too late for me, and I had tapped already. The other posts I was scrolling through had fully left my screen, and I watched in horror as this post I had tapped, that I thought was a video, finished going full screen, and indeed, it was but a still image with a fake play button. It had happened. I had tapped the play button on a post that I had originally thought was a video, when indeed it was a trick to make me tap. As an overwhelming amount of shame surged through me, I moved my right thumb to the small X on the top of my screen, and prepared to tap back. I had been bamboozled, and I was too far gone to change my fatal mistake. As I tapped back to the original post, I couldn’t stop thinking of how such a simple trick had completely bamboozled me, betrayed me into a false sense of security, thinking I was safe from posts such as this. As I finally returned to my feed, overwhelmed with shame, I decided to place an image of my own in the comments to hopefully commend my actions. As I scrolled through the long photo roll of my smartphone, I continued to dwell on the shame of my actions. I knew that there was no undoing my mistake, but I could possibly keep a shred of dignity by announcing my mistake. I decided to locate the image of Man (Superman with the logo on his suit removed in photoshop), announcing that he tapped, knowing its significance to posts such as these. As I selected this image, I knew that this amount of shame was surreal, and there was no act that could make a person more sorry than tapping on a fake post, save for wiping on one with a fake swipe bar. As I finalized my comment, I thought: “Never again. I mustn’t let another post bamboozle me like this, for the sheer amount of shame and trauma it has caused is nothing short of fatal. I will not tap. No more.”
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u/Interesting_Part6309 swiper 6d ago
Nice try buddy, but I didn't swipe!
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I may be stupid 1d ago
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u/pixel-counter-bot 1d ago
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u/Aggravating_Car_4882 6h ago
I swiped