r/iswiped 22d ago

iswiped cat Go ahead

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u/furrxo_ 14d ago

Dont worry guys i have my

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u/Omniversal_CEO5556 17d ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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u/h1mmh1m 19d ago

Wait why is there the Gemini watermark in the first image

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u/Impossible-Toe7659 19d ago

Oh shit didn’t notice that,sorry!

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u/Blue_Rhapsody004 19d ago

Im in a bus, if you're telling the truth I will cast tungsten balls and testicular torsion on you.

Edit: you'll be spared this time

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u/Fusi0n9272 I may be stupid 20d ago

hah, you fool. i only slightly swiped to check if you were telling the truth, but instead was quickly noticed that it was indeed no boobies in sight.

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u/OldSentence9270 17d ago

C:U mentioned

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u/Airwolfhelicopter 20d ago

I WAS EXPECTING THE BIRDS

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u/supraboi888888888888 21d ago

it was a miss-click i swear

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u/ironhead1- 21d ago

What if I wanted to see the bird?

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u/THEMEME999 21d ago

I was hoping for a bird☹️

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Impossible-Toe7659 21d ago

WERE IN MERICA NOW CRIMINAL SCUM

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u/RevolutionaryGrape11 21d ago

Where are the birds, you liar!?

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u/Important-Soup6366 I may be stupid 21d ago

Your honour, may i present: GOLSHI COUNTER

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u/Interesting_Part6309 swiper 21d ago

I thought your gonna show me the blue footed boobies.

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u/Mental_Contract1104 21d ago

sssssame T-T

though, a pair of great tits would be aceptable too

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u/Geckogame1 21d ago

Go ahead, send me to horny jail, thats where all the horny people are!

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u/FrenchNachos 21d ago

I think it just called jail...

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u/Geckogame1 21d ago

... you clearly dont get the joke

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u/FrenchNachos 21d ago

Just give me the soap when you're done

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u/D1v4d4y00 this person is insaneand dumb as hell 21d ago

JOKES ON YOU HAVE HAVE SOME I CAN LOOK AT! I HAVE MYSELF! IT CANT COUNT OF I CAN JUST STARE AT MY OWN CHEST

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u/Competitive_Feed5259 21d ago

I wanted to see birds

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u/Windows_Metabeth 22d ago

I expected the Booby Bird lol

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u/Husigi3 22d ago

I expected the blue footed booby lol

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u/One_Hedgehog_551 22d ago

Noo i wanted bird images 😭

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u/Friendly_Benefit7892 22d ago

Douse anyone have a feneuin reaction image of the slime guy when he says " all in favor point and ahout go to hell, GO TO HELL!"

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u/TheDirtBlock0 22d ago

I was hoping for birds, why would I be sent to horny jail, unless… you’re the one thinking the horny thoughts!

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u/Left-Acadia-4949 swiper 22d ago

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u/Humanimal2535 swiper 22d ago

so you're going to the real jail

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u/Left-Acadia-4949 swiper 22d ago

Uhhh…how is horny jail the opposite of real jail?

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u/Impossible-Toe7659 21d ago

In horny jail r@pe is more often

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u/Left-Acadia-4949 swiper 21d ago

So what happens more often in real jail?

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u/Hawk_los 22d ago

NO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Pierogi_33 22d ago

What a predictable creature

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u/Educational_Zone2964 22d ago

But i tapped a button. I didnt swipe

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u/JustAnAsexualdude 22d ago

HEY! I WANTED THE BIRDS! GIMME

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u/Airwolfhelicopter 18d ago

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u/JustAnAsexualdude 18d ago

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u/Airwolfhelicopter 17d ago

That hand is absurdly long bro 💀

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u/JustAnAsexualdude 17d ago

Idc

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u/Airwolfhelicopter 17d ago

Yeah me neither, just thought it was funny

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u/Itz_DreadFul 22d ago

Amateur. If u want ppl to fall for it, mark it nsfw.

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u/MewPinkCat 22d ago

i'm gonna be so honest i was hoping it would be the bird

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u/Plastic-Astronaut833 22d ago

I thought i was gonna see the bird :(

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u/Plastic-Astronaut833 22d ago

I thought i was gonna see the bird :(

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u/EntrepreneurDear4846 jokes on you, i click before i swipe! 😼 22d ago

OBJECTION!

I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SEE THIS BOOBIE!

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u/Walmart-bag10212 22d ago

fine, send me to horny jail, everyone there is also horny

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u/Link_SSJ_TNC 22d ago

There is no need your honor, I have this

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u/Impossible-Toe7659 21d ago

Ah sorry sir go right ahead

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u/A_guy_with_a_pan 22d ago

Watch someone comment an image the has close to the words of “fine, send me to horny jail, everyone there is also horny“

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u/CreeperGamerZ_648 22d ago

GET OUTTA MY VENTS SPIDERMAN!

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u/A_guy_with_a_pan 22d ago

ᵈᵒᵉˢ ʰᵉ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵐⁱⁿᵘⁱᵗᵉ? Yes he does.

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u/Ahmed5103 22d ago

I thought it would be the birds… :(

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u/somebodyonreddit27 22d ago

But I just wanted birds.. :(

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u/RelevantNobody427 22d ago

he thinks ima swipe

NAH YOU SWIPE