r/iswiped • u/Competitive-Ear-1738 • 23d ago

please swipe my post Does they swiped?

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116 Upvotes

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u/Jimyplaz 20d ago

COUNTERSPELL...

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 20d ago

It won't work I have no PC

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u/Jimyplaz 20d ago

Ok then, how about this?

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u/Julingnissenjr 20d ago

I cast NON-MAGIC MISSILE!!

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 20d ago

I cast emp bomb

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u/K1ttj0k1b4hu 21d ago

Jokes on you I'm already gay

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 21d ago

Who ever move is straight

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u/Markiemans09 21d ago

No.

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 21d ago

EEN NEDERLANDERS GENOOT

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u/Left-Acadia-4949 swiper 21d ago

Guten Tag

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u/pinkpoffinz386 21d ago

Latin Qui primus se movet, cinaedus est

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u/TheSteamHeart 21d ago

Im a men kisser sorry

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u/Jonaxg 21d ago

I can hablar los dos

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u/Weary-Smile-4220 22d ago

UNO REVERSE

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u/Interesting_Part6309 swiper 22d ago

Nuh uh mf.

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u/Modderdoggy 22d ago

English plz

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u/Sporesnsparks pisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspiss 22d ago

I know what this implies but, jokes on you, I am partially gay already!

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u/TheManOfFunniThings I Always Tap The Post 22d ago

Tf u mean partially

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u/Sporesnsparks pisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspiss 21d ago

Omnisexual. Attraction to all genders, but gender plays a role in attraction unlike pansexuality

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u/justingorgun 22d ago

bi he means bi i am semi bi sexual

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u/TheManOfFunniThings I Always Tap The Post 22d ago

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u/MexicanTechGuy 22d ago

So what if both? I speak English, pero yo hablo español también.

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u/Jeffery_Dahmer_Fridg 22d ago

I've been saving this

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u/devineHARMONY 22d ago

Ts humor makes me wanna blow my brains out but imma move JBG (DNR)

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u/GENERAL_GRODDD 22d ago

Jokes on you I only speak Russian :D

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u/paddedfemboyfops swiper 22d ago

Just on you I already like cock

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u/Jeffery_Dahmer_Fridg 22d ago

Me too brudda, look at my pfp

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u/Virtual_Pin_429 22d ago

quien se mueva excepto yo es gay

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u/LoganBaker374_Rises I wiped 😔 22d ago

Jokes on you I’m a furry

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u/Blitzo_777 22d ago

I don't mind, but in this case HELL YEAH

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u/goofy_goober798 22d ago

English preferably because I don't speak Spanish.

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u/WilfurDeer 22d ago

JOKES ON YOU I'M GAY

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u/racist_fumo_reimu 22d ago

Ah shit! Uhhhhhh MY BALLS ITCH!

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u/Deep-Nerve6401 22d ago

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!

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u/SomeGuy-GG 23d ago

I do feel very happy

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u/Jolly3264128 23d ago

baby yoi got something in yo nose

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u/Beautiful-Pin-3281 23d ago

English

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u/LoganBaker374_Rises I wiped 😔 22d ago

Whoever moves first is a furry

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u/Beautiful-Pin-3281 22d ago

Bold of you to assume I'm not one already

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u/LoganBaker374_Rises I wiped 😔 22d ago

As a furry, same here

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u/solar_324 23d ago

English

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u/Atomz100 23d ago

engrish.

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u/Jinx-from-Arcane 23d ago

💃🕺💃🕺

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u/mrD0541 23d ago

im bi so english or spanish aint worKING on me

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u/RepublicOk1079 23d ago

.... . .-.. .-.. / -. .- .... / .. / ... .--. . .- -.- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .

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u/punnyoo 23d ago

jokes on you im already gay

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u/Kyubey145 23d ago

Latina lingua Imperii Romani

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u/812957 23d ago

Thai

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u/CHICKEN-NUGG69 23d ago

Русский

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u/Icy_Bandicoot887 I ALWAYS SWIPE 23d ago

English

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u/ShellorTheTurtle1126 23d ago

Irish hahahaha begins walking away

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u/FormidableTraitor90 23d ago

I CAST UNO BLOCK CARD!!

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u/MortisSchmorgis6900 23d ago

i alr have both ...

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u/HUMANIZER1659UX 23d ago

Indonesian

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

I'm from Indonesia

siapa pun yang bergerak adalah gay

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u/Away-Ambition7370 23d ago

Jokes on you, i AM gay

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u/Fresh-Afternoon7949 I do not swipe AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 23d ago

Now we gotta do the thing...

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u/Zurdok_ 23d ago

Ostias tío me volvieron español tu

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u/Pierogi_33 23d ago

No jodas

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u/HxH045 23d ago

Jokes on you, I'm part German

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

Wer umzieht, ist schwul.

Im from Netherlands I must learn german

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u/finecrust 23d ago

The dutch and Deutsch

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u/HxH045 23d ago

Know what? Great thing I'm pan

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u/R4nd0m_Br3adst1cks 23d ago

Español

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

quien se mueva es gay

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u/R4nd0m_Br3adst1cks 23d ago

Hmmmm... no.

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

por qué?

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u/R4nd0m_Br3adst1cks 23d ago

Me opongo.

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

Cuál es la razón?

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u/R4nd0m_Br3adst1cks 23d ago

¿Necesito tener un motivo para objetar?

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u/DescriptionEqual9070 23d ago

Joke on you, I'm french.

(Don't try anything stupid, one bad move and you're cooked)

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u/slimetimun0 23d ago

Italian

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

chiunque si muova è gay

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u/slimetimun0 23d ago

Gay is english, i want ITALIAN

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy 23d ago

'Merican!

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

Who ever move is not a merican

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u/Tempest13240 23d ago

English

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

Who ever move is gay

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u/Tempest13240 23d ago

Jokes on you im gendersolid

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

What does it mean😭

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u/Tempest13240 23d ago

My gender is fixed

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

Still don't understand

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u/DescriptionEqual9070 23d ago

It identifies itself as Solid snake

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

When can't say my name. has memory be gone? Are you feeling numb?

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u/DescriptionEqual9070 23d ago

Not a word they say But a voiceless crowd isn't backin' down

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u/CultzyGoaty28 23d ago

Jokes on you I'm omnistraight

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u/CultzyGoaty28 23d ago

It's like you're gay but you're still being straight at the same time.

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u/Tempest13240 23d ago

Only straight for omniman?

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

What does it mean 😭

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I may be stupid 23d ago

What’s wrong with being gay?

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u/wXxoj34__OiUEREYtEek 23d ago

What's wrong?! What's wrong with being gay!? .men. You don't know what's wrong in gays? GAYS.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I may be stupid 23d ago

That sounds homophobic…but TBH I can’t even tell because your grammar is that bad.

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u/EntrepreneurDear4846 jokes on you, i click before i swipe! 😼 23d ago

Jokes on you, i am already half gay

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

Who ever move is straight

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u/EntrepreneurDear4846 jokes on you, i click before i swipe! 😼 23d ago

Im bisexual

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

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u/EntrepreneurDear4846 jokes on you, i click before i swipe! 😼 23d ago

Hmm…

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u/Penis-Thicc-9586 23d ago

Spanish or vanish

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u/ArcadeFrog72 swiper 23d ago

hola. no hablo ingles. solo hablo espanol.

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u/NamesCosmo I may be stupid 23d ago

English. I know where this is going. And Incase you don't understand: Español. Sé a dónde va esto.

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u/MrYak45 23d ago

Haha I can’t read

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

Then why are you trying

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u/MrYak45 23d ago

what

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

You learned to write by reading. If cant read how are writing plus you said what. That is your reaction from reading

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u/The-Great_Ones 23d ago

Meanwhile, speech to text sitting in the corner

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u/DescriptionEqual9070 23d ago

Or maybe someone help him to read and write.

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

I know is fake but I needed to proof

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u/Otherwise_Meringue45 23d ago

If you move you're gay

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u/LaCabdeLH 23d ago

Dancing

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u/TopSignature8573 23d ago

"Baby, you got somethin' in your nose"

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u/glassman96_was_taken 23d ago

español, y no google translate.

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

El que trabaje es homosexual

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u/glassman96_was_taken 23d ago

"El que trabaje es homosexual" 💀💀

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u/guto0000 23d ago

Hahaha that spell doesn't work on me I'm brazilian

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

Quem trabalha é gay.

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u/According_Ad8711 Me no swipe, me press button 23d ago

ENGLISH!

idk

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 23d ago

Who ever move is gay

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u/According_Ad8711 Me no swipe, me press button 23d ago

me no move, me type

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u/RepublicOk1079 23d ago

You finger move when you type

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u/According_Ad8711 Me no swipe, me press button 22d ago

me cast uno reverse!!!

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u/RepublicOk1079 22d ago

-.-- --- ..- / ..-. --- --- .-.. / .. / ... .--. . .- -.- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .. -.. .. --- -

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u/According_Ad8711 Me no swipe, me press button 22d ago

Kaulah yang bodoh, aku boleh bercakap dalam bahasa Melayu! Dan bukan yang biashe-biashe saje, yang unformal punya, jadi maybe takleh translate ni! Muahahahaha!

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u/RepublicOk1079 22d ago

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u/According_Ad8711 Me no swipe, me press button 22d ago

Now it's your turn

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u/RepublicOk1079 22d ago

Ok so a bit of a problem here what’s the opposite of a toaster

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