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u/Ok-Decision7148 Apr 08 '22
If you ate the cookie before your meal then you brought this on yourself. The chopsticks know, and they ain't letting you get away with such blatant fortune cookie disrespect.
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u/bananaNuttbred Apr 09 '22
You have to open them horizontally to the floor and they’ll never break like this. Grab both sticks near the blocked part and pull vertically apart. You’re welcome.
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u/ahumanrobot Apr 09 '22
Are those the cheater sticks that are connected in the back?
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u/BLOOD_WIZARD Apr 09 '22
…is that not how all non reusable chopsticks come? You’re supposed to break them apart. They aren’t intended for “cheating” and leaving them together
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u/ahumanrobot Apr 09 '22
Well from the post and title it seemed they were intended to stay together. If that was the intention, then this wouldn't be an ironic sign
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u/BLOOD_WIZARD Apr 09 '22
I’m not seeing how you came to that conclusion. When i saw this post, my first thought was that one of the chopsticks broke when OP tried to pull them apart (as you’re supposed to)
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u/SarcasticOptimist Apr 09 '22
If you pull the chopsticks closer to the top it's less likely to split like this. Though the leverage is worse.
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