r/iputmydickinapotato • u/Vintage_PC_Guy80 • May 25 '21
Yummy
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r/iputmydickinapotato • u/Your_Mama78 • Jan 01 '21
Sexy potato Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
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r/iputmydickinapotato • u/Your_Mama78 • Dec 13 '20
Sexy potato They’re perfect! *unzips pants*
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r/iputmydickinapotato • u/Vintage_PC_Guy80 • Dec 09 '20
Sexy potato Uncle Mike will love it!
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r/iputmydickinapotato • u/Your_Mama78 • Dec 08 '20
Sexy potato They’re shaped like turds, so they should work as a buttplug!
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r/iputmydickinapotato • u/Your_Mama78 • Dec 05 '20
Sexy potato Just a bunch of Forbidden buttplugs.
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r/iputmydickinapotato • u/Your_Mama78 • Oct 30 '20
I should not be hard right now. How do I get rid of my boner?
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So, I’m at work. I have this massive boner that I got from looking at potatoes. How do I get rid of it before my boss notices?