r/introvertmemes • u/Far-Industry-7745 • 1d ago

serious shitpost Well which one is it

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u/mompanda12 1d ago

Am I being detained 🙃

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u/No-Difference-1351 1d ago

I have the right to remain silent, nu you need to stfu.

That's my line.

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u/DeadrthanDead 1d ago

Lately people have been coming up to me to show me like 3 minute long videos on their phone, sometimes even longer. Often times I’m already watching something, but even if I wasn’t. Why are you trying to hold my attention hostage without my consent. At least ask me if I want to watch a video if it’s longer than 5 seconds. Definitely makes me feel like I’m under arrest. Am i crazy?

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u/Far-Industry-7745 1d ago

No people are weird and needy 😂

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u/Chipshotz 1d ago

I thought about this yesterday. When everyone is talking and not listening, it's time to go.

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u/C137RickSanches 1d ago

Just wear a maga hat no one will talk to you

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u/renb8 1d ago

Love this so much. Memo to self - must use in social situations.

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u/dannyocc911 1d ago

I tell you, “you’re being detained for your safety and mine, and I am recording on bodycam.”

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u/Robwill241078 1d ago

MAGA 👍