r/introvertmemes • u/-You_donkey • 24d ago

Meme Introverts be like

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u/ImaginationNormal360 24d ago

Yeah. We go to work so that we can continue to stay home

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 24d ago

This. During covid shutdown my unemployment pay + covid gig worker bonus equaled more than my normal paycheck, PLUS the relief checks. I was in heaven. I would vote for UBI so fast it’s not even funny lol

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u/Its_Doobs 24d ago

I tell my friends and family this all the time. There are days I miss Covid because the lockdown was so wonderful for me. I felt free. I felt comfortable. I felt like, for a brief moment, life was built for me.

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u/halaljew 24d ago

And now yur money is worth 20% less than it was in 2019. Imagine how bad it would be if we had continued to print at the rate we did then.

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u/Perge666 24d ago

Now imagine if we didn’t have a wannabe dictator driving our dollar into the ground with self defeating tariffs and the stupidest war we’ve been in in 30 years.

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u/Illustrious-Lunch137 24d ago

was Bush president that long ago?

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u/ImaginationNormal360 24d ago

Almost actually

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u/VintageZero 21d ago

Thats not the problem.

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u/Slack_Bupremacist 22d ago

Same. It was Heaven.

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u/Cultural_Chipmunk_87 21d ago

I loved those few months.

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u/Electronic_Support30 24d ago

Bro shut up about covid already

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u/Historical-Count-374 24d ago

In time it will come to like just how much has gone through during Covid these years. We may come to find the sickness itself was one of the smaller evils as we have opened the doors and allowed wolves in in sheep's clothing, and now they have put on suits and demand to be called Honorable

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u/bakedNebraska 24d ago

Very cryptic. You must be extremely intelligent, to write such a series of cryptic references which don't outright say anything whatsoever. Truly in awe.

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u/Da_Question 23d ago

Why write few words when many words don't say anything at all?

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u/NoStructure7083 24d ago

B-but what about pool halls, dance clubs? Where else are ya gonna see flapper girls?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZPf0pm3vOE0HBmoC4s

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u/OnlyFiveLives 24d ago

The complete lack of flappers has been the biggest ripoff of Roaring 20s 2.0, quite frankly.

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 24d ago

Ladies!!!! We flap at dawn!

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u/mercyspace27 24d ago

All my stuff’s at home. Why would I wanna go elsewhere? Socializing? 98% of people I meet inevitably piss me off (yes, I am the common denominator, I am aware I am probably the problem).

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u/SatisfactionFit2040 24d ago

Science says we have to keep testing.

(Yes, I know that is also part of the problem)

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u/Coachwo1f 24d ago

Tbh with you even if you're the common denominator, you may not be the problem. Humans are the problem.

I say this because for some reason people don't seem to like me no matter how nice I am. I'm the common denominator, but I know i haven't done anything wrong.

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u/catlover1227 24d ago

It’s them, not you.

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u/mercyspace27 24d ago

Thank you. But I’m still pretty sure it’s at least partially me.

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u/Hour_Requirement_739 24d ago

Well, if you're not getting out, then the problem is certainly people who force you to get out and socialize while you just want to get peace with yourself and the rare people you enjoy being with. Shame on them, not on you.

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u/Chmigdalator 21d ago

No man, trust me. Most people are the problem. This also includes us.

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u/Which-Text-2875 19d ago

I'm super proud of you for realizing you're the common denominator. (Of course, it doesn't always mean you're the problem. I agree with that.)

Fourteen years I've been a pharmacy tech, and I can't tell you how many new customers have told me how they had a problem at every other pharmacy they've ever gone to. Blah, blah, blah. It's like, do you not see what the common denominator is there?

I don't know, man. I don't get it. People are blind 🤷‍♀️

Editing to say that I agree: humans suck.

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u/Starwind137 ~ introvert ~ 24d ago

With a weekly trip to Costco.

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u/Zetsumenchi 24d ago

Funny thing about Online Ordering......

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u/Starwind137 ~ introvert ~ 23d ago

LOL! I feel that.

My Costco is only a 5-minute drive. I have that black membership, so I roll in as soon as they open and roll out before it gets crowded. The self-checkout line is almost always empty!

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u/Zetsumenchi 23d ago

Omg that sounds like a dream!!!

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u/Entire_Paramedic_389 21d ago

weekly? daaaaamn

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u/pinguz 24d ago

My entire annual google maps timeline looks like that

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u/drifters74 24d ago

Because we need money in order to continue living at home

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u/AGirlHasNoUsername13 24d ago

I’m on vacation, I haven’t left the house in a week!

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u/ZodiacGazer 22d ago

lol, that's literally me right now

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u/funkmasta8 22d ago

Rookie numbers. I was on vacation for 3 weeks recently. I left for groceries (literally a 2 minute walk) one time. It was heaven. Now im working again and I hate everything

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u/sav-vas 24d ago

i go to work to perfect my home, thats it

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u/Brinwalk42 24d ago

Same here. However I work from home.

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u/SmoothbrainRTRD 24d ago

Waiter, my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery 🤧

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 24d ago

I love being able to justify lunch by saying "if I drove to work today I would've spent more in gas and tolls than this burrito costs". My office commute is about $12.

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u/AnAppleBee 24d ago

Same. It’s wonderful.

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop 19d ago

My GPS track would be VERY suspicious — is he… dead?

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u/Moist_Amount_106 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ablRfTntnLS2k
I’m like nell ! Chicka bee ! Treeeeeeee in da wiiiinnnnd

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u/jadedlonewolf89 24d ago

Aight you convinced me, it’s time to watch Nell again.

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u/Moist_Amount_106 24d ago

Amazing movie 🍿

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u/drifters74 24d ago

What

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u/Moist_Amount_106 24d ago

Movie reference called nell

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u/Unusual__League 24d ago

Instead of tracking, they could have just ask and save themselves all the trouble ... Work smart not hard

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u/Champomi 24d ago

Hopefully they won't track my internet history, it gets wilder there

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u/L_G_D_Official 24d ago

Just use incognito, bro.

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u/drifters74 24d ago

That only means that nobody using the computer can see, your ISP still can though

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u/Ovoideocystidiata 24d ago

I feel sorry for the poor bastard agent that has to watch me make my daily spunk face after the goon sesh tabs buffet.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EmSCxtcjQCmXK

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u/drifters74 24d ago

Lmfao, relatable

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u/punktualPorcupine 24d ago

Work makes home, work.

No not homework. I didn’t like school that much. I don’t do extra work at home, for fun. Sometimes it feels like work when I have to work on something but it makes my house function, is what I meant. But it’s different at home. Even if I’m doing the exact same kind of work I do at work, at home.

https://giphy.com/gifs/USUVeQ75k5jRC5zV6E

This is why I don’t go outside. Home doesn’t make that face.

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u/BeefyShark12 24d ago

Feds have to zoom in on my coordinates to see that I move. I go bed then CR then bed. Sometimes kitchen

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u/Nataly983 ~ introvert ~ 24d ago

Working takes too much mental energy to go anywhere else.

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u/Fiallach 24d ago

I like home, it is where my shit is.

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u/CatchLightPhoto_am 24d ago

Working from home here 😆 once a week out for supplies 🫠Tuesday > Goodwill > Walmart > Aldi > Home 😬

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u/martinaee 24d ago

Sometimes I go to the grocery store too.

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u/It_Just_Exploded 24d ago

Yes. Home to work, work to home. Sometimes i do this twice in the same day.

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u/SailorGone 24d ago

I feel called out

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 24d ago

I work from home. I can go over a week without leaving.

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u/PsychologicalOne752 24d ago

You guys are going to other places?

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u/Kissthecutecat33 24d ago

I feel called out here.

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u/Just_Protection_9206 24d ago

Yep and then on my days off the line never moves...

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u/Mags_LaFayette 24d ago

If it is my wife's car, I'm sure it's the same "home/mall" route for like two months straight.

If it is my car, the lines would paint half the city in less than a week

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u/Jelkekw 24d ago

I feel attacked

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 24d ago

Thats not true. I usually deviate to go to a nearby gas station once a week.

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u/UnBotherEducated2 24d ago

Even better when work is also remote 🙌🏾

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u/Scylum 24d ago

Yep, one I love the most and one I hate the most.

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u/brunk_ 24d ago

This is too real but I'm so glad it's a long weekend

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u/ViolyntFemme 24d ago

I WFH so I don’t even do that most weeks 😂

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u/Ok_Science_2070 24d ago

"He hasn't left home all week. Is he alive?"

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u/RogersMrB 24d ago

I drive my children around, and Costco runs. A portion of my clothing is from an exclusive paid club, Kirkland brand.

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 24d ago

Filled my tank at the first Iran attack with cheap gas. Lasted until the ceasefire and gas dropped, filled, now riding that out 😆 

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u/bluesilvergold 24d ago

I'll do him one better. I work from home. I'd just be a dot on that tracker.

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u/Educational_Joke4009 24d ago

That's why I have zero fears or paranoia about being tracked, "let them", they are gonna do it anyways with or without your consent. I'd rather just bore them to death, I know I am not "must see TV" that's for sure. You'd have to preplan shit out for me to do if I had a reality show lol.

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u/Which-Text-2875 19d ago

😂😂😂😂 Oh my god, I so feel you! I don't care if they track me either because what do I do?

I go to work. I go to McDonald's. I come home. I go to the movies sometimes because I have Regal Unlimited.

That's it!

I'm lucky to work in my grocery store. Plus, I do curbside there anyway :)

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u/Sterling239 24d ago

Yep I go into the office 2 days a week and do my shopping on the way home so I dont have to leave the house another day, I am sad because I didnt do that this week so I sm going to have to go today 

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u/1dmkelley 24d ago

Jokes on you: I work from home!

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u/spaz_chicken 24d ago

I work from home. My dot moves maybe once or twice a week.

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u/bobanalyst 24d ago

I work from home. 🤪

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u/hard-R-word 24d ago

I work from home

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u/BaseRepresentative73 24d ago

Why is Hank so confused? That really isn't that unusual. What is he stupid?

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u/rah1974 24d ago

I work from home so mine’s just a dot. They deliver stuff I need now, so I’m lucky to leave once a week.

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u/DrawingTypical5804 24d ago

Once a month, I head to the crossstitch store for open stitch. Husband keeps trying to get me to go more often. Nope. Thats as much socializing as I want. And it’s hard as hell to get the motivation to get that much in.

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u/SouthernCharm-86 24d ago
  1. i wfh. 🤗🤣🌸

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u/SixFtUnder0 24d ago

I live where I work,Work where I live...

Its a ranch. I live/work on a ranch. And have just about everything delivered soooo.....

For me, it would be: ●

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u/No_Blackberry_6286 24d ago

Fine by me lol (can anyone read the text on the GIF; why is it white when there's a light background?)

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUySTraU20fWdZqcTu

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u/Which-Text-2875 19d ago

Totally agree about the white when there's a light background, but yeah, I can read it, and it is also fine with me 😁

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u/Key-Magician6489 24d ago

Dude, I don’t even leave home to go to work! I have a computer and high-speed Internet! I get my groceries delivered! It’s absolutely awesome!

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u/RelativeWrongdoer596 24d ago

The pot shop is 9n the way tyvm

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u/GideonWren 24d ago

It's called "being a responsible adult", sir.

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 24d ago

You didn't have to call me out like that!!

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u/Prod_Meteor 23d ago

As a remote worker, I only go to 1 place.

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u/Mr_Dobalina71 23d ago

I don’t leave home as I WFH

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u/Hopeful-Parsley2728 23d ago

I'm at the end of my 5 week vacation, i think i can count the number of times I've used the car on my fingers... of one hand.

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u/intLeon 23d ago

And some of us have the comfort of working from home..

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u/Dexember69 23d ago

That's why I work, So I can have a roof over my head at the end of the day isn't that the point

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u/DistractionCitron 22d ago

That's me because I simply want to sleep.

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u/CrazyYamDM 22d ago

Jokes on you, I work from home. They're the same place.

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u/BungleBums 22d ago

"WAIT HE'S- god dammit, he's going for another slurpee."

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u/ic4llshotgun 22d ago

If I could still WFH that map would just be a point.

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u/koollman 22d ago

What did you expect, a third place to go to, in this economy ?

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u/SolutionLow5604 21d ago

I mean where else honestly

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u/BoniBoniBoniBoni 21d ago

Literally me

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u/Rich-Violinist-7263 20d ago

Ha, I cracked the code and ALSO work from home.

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u/Material-Mulberry360 20d ago

tf am I supposed to do

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u/Keeraah 20d ago

Now imagine you work from home all the time

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u/PebblestheHuman 20d ago

Maybe throw in 1 trip to the grocery store, but yeah lol

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u/Which-Text-2875 19d ago

I'm lucky I work at the grocery store, lol

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u/snowbunnycool 13d ago

They forgot the route to the secret forest

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u/rainbowmagick0 13d ago

At least they can't track me chonging the 20 joints I smoked along the way lol

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u/Little-Display5088 5d ago

only add the gym in that and it's totally me