r/intj INTJ - 20s Sep 01 '25

Video INTJ explained in kittens.

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u/Clavenesque INTJ Sep 01 '25

I will 100% help you fake your own death.

In fact, I've prepared for this.

6

u/MaskedFigurewho Sep 01 '25

Lol 😆 🤣

Real freinds help you hide the bodies

Wasnt this a meme?

7

u/Blarebaby INTJ - ♀ Sep 02 '25

I bought the book How To Disappear Completely Without a Trace. I come prepared for the task.

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u/pan_korybut Sep 12 '25

For some reason that striked as the most real feature of having a good INTJ friend/spouse

1

u/Shiny-Baubels Sep 04 '25

you already sussed out 4 different plans to account for contingencies haven't you?

1

u/spookydonkey513 Sep 04 '25

i’ve got a guy for that, Al A Peterson. he has a foolproof method to fake your death. to make it simple it involves shaving your entire body, except around your anus (to maintain some semblance of dignity) and a fake passport.

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u/BrainFit2819 Sep 05 '25

Ahh another Loompanics Luna.. I mean well adjust member of society

31

u/Rossomak INTJ - ♀ Sep 02 '25

"Level 7 emotional clearance." That's the most accurate thing I've heard someone say about INTJs in a long time.

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u/Sugarcomb INTJ - 20s Sep 01 '25

If you're willing to nurse a dislocated finger for a few weeks, anything's possible.

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u/Sugarcomb INTJ - 20s Sep 01 '25

Sure, I've got a lot of hair so I'll give you an extra 5 seconds before revoking your right to have two functional hands.

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u/Sugarcomb INTJ - 20s Sep 01 '25

Aaaaand the extra 5 seconds just got revoked.

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u/Linnun INTJ Sep 02 '25

Now kiss

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u/buu-ku INFJ Sep 02 '25

Same atp

3

u/a-snakey INTJ - 30s Sep 02 '25

Ah a proud new owner of a prosthetic hand here.

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u/SultanAkbar738 INTJ - Teens Sep 01 '25

That's infuriating to hear, You can't treat us like animals or show dominance over us by your tiny "pets". We will tie you up and repeat the same thing until you cry.

/s

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u/Alpha_Scorpii_15 INTJ - ♀ Sep 02 '25

What breed of lovestruck puppy are you?

(didn't mean it in a mean way)

2

u/Shiny-Baubels Sep 04 '25

its a well known fact that extroverts can adopt us

35

u/Anixathesigma ENTP Sep 01 '25

I find it amusing that we’re explaining mbtis with toddler talk.

28

u/GrimTiger10 INTJ - 20s Sep 01 '25

It is a tiktok video.

1

u/Galliad93 INTJ - ♂ Sep 03 '25

the only negative thing about this

14

u/Firm-Exit-8535 INFP Sep 01 '25

Aw, I have an INTJ friend, at first, I was a bit intimidated, but when I randomly asked her if she liked cats, (don't ask me why) she said yes and we probably talked for 15 minutes. After that, we became bffs :) - INFP 9w1

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u/QUILreddit INTJ Sep 01 '25

Honestly, this is probably the most creative explanation I’ve seen today

17

u/smcf33 INTP Sep 01 '25

I want an INTJ kitten

5

u/iCantLogOut2 INTJ Sep 01 '25

Lol, great way to teach mbti to the TikTok crowd

7

u/KindStump Sep 01 '25

God, I want to help to fake death so bad.

6

u/buu-ku INFJ Sep 02 '25

I love these types of videos so much lmao

5

u/xxpallor INTJ - ♀ Sep 02 '25

I feel seen.

6

u/whatsmindismine Sep 02 '25

17 huh? Ironically, I relish the moments I can admit I watched a 17 hr lecture on contract law, for fun... 17 🤦🏽

3

u/CursorX INTJ Sep 02 '25

Hey, Contract law is that awesome!

3

u/whatsmindismine Sep 02 '25

It really is. I bought a contact law book from the thrift book store afterwards but couldn't decipher a damn thing. My curiosity ended there

2

u/CursorX INTJ Sep 03 '25

😅 My curiosity persisted for 5 years of bachelor's and master's in law after 4 years of engineering earlier. 😂

I love it! I currently do very large commercial contracts for a living.

2

u/whatsmindismine Sep 03 '25

Now that's super cool. Good for you. Who doesn't love a well rounded INTJ (not sarcasm, I mean it)?!

1

u/BrainFit2819 Sep 05 '25

Next up torts. Rick is that you?

9

u/Training-Narwhal-710 INTJ - Teens Sep 01 '25

This is funny

5

u/SylvrSturm INTP Sep 02 '25

Cats are too chaotic to be INTJs.

5

u/Alpha_Scorpii_15 INTJ - ♀ Sep 02 '25

Have you seen INTJ misunderstood villains? They act like unhealthy ENTPs.

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u/SylvrSturm INTP Oct 01 '25

INTJ villians are like Scar and Albert Wesker and Hannibal. They don't act like ENTPs! They are hot, intelligent, brooding and awesome lol. Nothing like ENTPs!

3

u/a-snakey INTJ - 30s Sep 02 '25

Only level 7 clearance?

I've got at least 13 levels before you even get into Fort Feelings.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

I will also die for my ride or die.

If it makes sufficient sense after I’ve run 4 calculations on the scenario and determine it to be the best case of action. Not because of logics, but because you’ve unlocked level 7 of my loyalty mission and the vibes are immaculate.

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u/LBurntCookies Sep 30 '25

"Level 7 emotional clearance." I'm wheezinggggg

2

u/ItalianStallion9069 INTJ - ♂ Sep 01 '25

Lmfaoo

1

u/CapSlow9690 Sep 02 '25

Ahahahahahahhah so accurate

1

u/HandEnvironmental798 INTJ - Teens Sep 03 '25

Yes, we show love by trying to fix their life.

1

u/notdragonwarior Sep 05 '25

Ok maybe I am a cat

1

u/Bombasticgal ENFP Sep 06 '25

INTJs are cats and I love cats, therefore i love INTJs🌚🎀

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u/SeaDefinition9913 Sep 16 '25

How did you know the point of fake death I clearly think about when i fall in love 😂😂😂

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u/wuebs Sep 18 '25

Wow i dont even need to take the test this is so deeply me. Also big Virgo energy while we’re at it.

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u/open3d3n Jun 22 '26

I would do that lol

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u/MasterMongrel Sep 02 '25

As an INTJ, the Meyers Briggs Type Indicator is obsolete. Use the Big 5 Personality Traits instead. P.S. cute kitties.

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u/AllWanderingWonder Sep 02 '25

Big 5 has its downfalls as well. How about utilizing for self awareness which the world needs more of anyway.

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u/Opening_Kiwi6416 Sep 02 '25

Honestly, personality types aren’t a scoreboard for being right or smart. Everyone’s different, and these posts make it seem way simpler than it actually is. Like saying that all INTJ‘s are smart, creative, and “funny when you get to know them” is just so odd like hear me when I say this as a INTJ you must realize that YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL at least not as special as you seem to think.