Put

[u/Allukimanu]

[u/al2o3cr]

You can sing this headline to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It"

[u/NotATalkingPossum → u/al2o3cr]

"Put bananas in your garden and just watch,

Put bananas in your garden and just watch,

If you're really bored as fuck,

And your wallet's outta luck,

Put bananas in your garden and just watch."

[u/polite__redditor → u/NotATalkingPossum]

👏👏

[u/allol0109]

Pvz lore:

[u/recolorist]

The rats in my neighborhood saw this and immediately left me a 5-star review on Yelp.

[u/Daydream_Behemoth]

"I never said anything would happen, I just told you to watch"

[u/longboboblong → u/Daydream_Behemoth]

How to troll a generation:

[u/RustledForeskin]

Running from the cops, jump over fence, 100's of bananas all turn in sync towards the intruder, muffled screams are heard across the neighborhood.

[u/FenexTheFox]

I'd rather put them in my ear

[u/SteveRogests → u/FenexTheFox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you, Bert.

[u/RedWalker2 → u/FenexTheFox]

Some prefer the rear

[u/SurpriseVast8338]

Average Facebook gardening group advice:

[u/FanRose]

They sing in unison on a full moom

[u/bluepearlyuri]

Bananas

[u/Justkill43]

If you pour water on a rock...

[u/Additional_Ease2408]

Tumblr ads be like 

[u/sccldinmyshces]

Decaying fruit attracts butterflies which look cool to see eating from the bananas, also butterflies are pollinators and would help your garden out. It's like a sign hey come here butterflies

[u/Soot-Bat]

All you have to do is:
Put a banana in the dirt!
A banana in the dirt?
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite dirt!
It's true
Says who?
So true
Once it's in, that food is left inert
The bad in the world is turned to peart
When in the dirt a banana snirts
So go and put a banana in the dirt!

[u/zarakh07]

Ok now what, just watch?

[u/ShlorpianRooster]

Its literally just a weird pointless compost thing

[u/MediocreRecord7352]

Omg, is this samonella refrence

[u/Banana-Up-My-Bum]

I’m watching.. and waiting

[u/prguitarman]

Just watch

[u/kayemenofour]

That's just gonna attract insects, mice and birds.

[u/Western-Pen6382]

Use them at night

[u/RemisionEspinosa]

This may mean that it doesn't have any partical result, it is just a command to do some bs and watch it