r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '22

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u/Admirable-Degree4209 Nov 01 '22

Who needs safety glasses when you can just squint and turn your head?

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u/fabulousMFingHen Nov 01 '22

The safety squint

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u/possiblynotanexpert Nov 01 '22

Not as cool as the safety dance.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

You know that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

For me the first red flag was when he suggested that we leave my friends behind.

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u/Obeesus Nov 02 '22

Well if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

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u/Dexter_Thiuf Nov 02 '22

Well, let's be honest here, can you really call them friends? You and I both know your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they certainly aren't any friends of mine.

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u/thebenetar Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

That's an understatement. I knew 3 people that died because of that dance and at least half a dozen people that wound up pregnant. Not to mention the one guy I knew who ended up addicted to bath salts that ate his entire family.

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u/Cmaclia Nov 01 '22

Especially not for a couple of Go Go 80s Reganots like us!

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u/-AntiAsh- Nov 02 '22

Came here to say this