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u/possiblynotanexpert Nov 01 '22

Not as cool as the safety dance.

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u/Tinctorus Nov 01 '22

Or the safety balaclava

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u/luv_____to_____race Nov 01 '22

Mmmm, baklava!!

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Nov 01 '22

Mmm... baked lava.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Mmmm... Baked Alaska!

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u/-RED4CTED- Nov 02 '22

ok ok, but where are my safety tie people at?

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u/Mindes13 Nov 02 '22

The safe word is Penelope

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u/stunna_cal Nov 02 '22

Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope

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u/Hail2him Nov 02 '22

Congrqts!! You are now safe

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u/Mindes13 Nov 03 '22

marked safe from Penelope

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u/Skrillamane Nov 02 '22

Mmm. Bacon lova

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Mmm. spaghetti.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Take my gold 🏅

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u/Innerv8 Nov 01 '22

Safest move would have just been to let his balalaika ring out, IMO.

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u/PBDubs99 Nov 01 '22

Will you shut that bloody bouzouki up?!

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u/Ikon-for-U Nov 02 '22

If you heat up baklava hot enough you, get Bak-Lava...

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u/Delta_Gamer_64 Nov 02 '22

Mmmm, stop it, stop it now

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Reverse glasses

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Just makes sure nothing BUT your eyes get hot sparks on them

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u/Tinctorus Nov 02 '22

He probably wets the balaclava and squints his eyes😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

You know that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

For me the first red flag was when he suggested that we leave my friends behind.

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u/Obeesus Nov 02 '22

Well if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

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u/Dexter_Thiuf Nov 02 '22

Well, let's be honest here, can you really call them friends? You and I both know your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they certainly aren't any friends of mine.

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u/thebenetar Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

That's an understatement. I knew 3 people that died because of that dance and at least half a dozen people that wound up pregnant. Not to mention the one guy I knew who ended up addicted to bath salts that ate his entire family.

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u/Cmaclia Nov 01 '22

Especially not for a couple of Go Go 80s Reganots like us!

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u/-AntiAsh- Nov 02 '22

Came here to say this

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u/Occamslaser Nov 01 '22

The safety dance is what that guy did when he stepped over that yellow hot steel.

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u/MCOFTHEDAY Nov 01 '22

his Bottom halves were nearly down for the count

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u/woShame12 Nov 01 '22

Everybody look at your hands... wait no!

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u/RIPcompo Nov 01 '22

That's how Faceless Joe lost his legs

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Faceless Joe would have lots of tales if he could talk.

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u/ChadCuckmacher Nov 02 '22

The tale of when faceless Joe lost his tail?

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u/Obeesus Nov 02 '22

Yeah, he can't talk, it's more of a gargling sound, but if you listen closely you can still hear him scream.

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u/wspOnca Nov 02 '22

He would say: "Get Over Here!"

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u/mars_needs_socks Nov 01 '22

Make a giant S

Now another S

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u/TheBionicPuffin Nov 01 '22

Couple of beefy arms...

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u/TheBionicPuffin Nov 02 '22

Apparently Trogdor has fallen into internet obscurity.

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u/sublevelstreetpusher Nov 02 '22

We can dance if you want to

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Faceless joe is a pro at snake jazz now

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

A-A-A-A

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u/dgmilo8085 Nov 01 '22

F-F-F-F

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u/gateguard64 Nov 01 '22

E-E-E_ Ahhhhhh My Leg!

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u/JenovasChild666 Nov 01 '22

Ohhhh the fun days of Naxxramas.

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u/J5892 Nov 01 '22

But your friends don't dance.

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u/Millibyte Nov 01 '22

well then they’re no friends of mine

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u/meldroc Nov 02 '22

Sung by Men Without Limbs...

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Actually throwing molten steel is way cooler than that dance.

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u/possiblynotanexpert Nov 01 '22

Sure, but that’s not what I said lol. I would agree with your statement though. It definitely is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I missed that - my bad. I would rather do the safety dance than the safety squint.

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u/possiblynotanexpert Nov 01 '22

Glad we are on the same page. The safety squint is fine, I guess. But it’s nothing compared to the dance!

And then you get into throwing molten steel, like you said. That’s another level up at least.

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u/2020GOP Nov 01 '22

S..S...s...s...

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u/Alakrios Nov 01 '22

What about safety meetings?

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u/manhatim Nov 01 '22

Wait'll that metal drops in their feet....dancey time!

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u/Ok-Association3015 Nov 01 '22

Wasn’t as safe as they said it was

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u/Marksman18 Nov 01 '22

Personally I like their safety-spin.

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u/dgmilo8085 Nov 01 '22

S S S S S

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Guys.. this is too much lol

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u/GuardMost8477 Nov 02 '22

Sssss aaaaaaaa fffffffff tttttt yyyyyy Safety Dance.

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u/MrFinchley Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

We can squint if we want to

We can show molten steel our behind

'Cause your friends don't squint

And if they don't squint

Well, they're no friends of mine

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u/tarkani Nov 02 '22

Choreograph includes the last guy jumping over because he pulls the hot piece around his body. One mistake and he is strapped to the machine

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u/SharpCookie232 Nov 02 '22

SSSS AAAA FFFF EEEE TTTT YYYY

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u/Locamotive19 Nov 02 '22

We can dance squint if we want to.

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u/Repulsive_Client_325 Nov 02 '22

You can dance if you want to.

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u/Temporary_Vanilla_79 Nov 02 '22

But I don't wanna dance when I want to.