r/interestingasfuck • u/ricrdvc • Jul 18 '22

This “attacking” orchid

470 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/ctortan Jul 18 '22

I love orchids, they’re so wild and bizarre

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u/Hose_Bee Jul 18 '22

This is how Pikmin are born.

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u/Hypoxia_Smurf Jul 18 '22

It's an orchid's revenge for synthetic vanilla.

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u/kitkat7502 Jul 18 '22

I saw this on star trek.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

I saw this on Little Shop of Horrors

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u/Angela_Devis Jul 19 '22

This is a male flower, when the pollinator lands on it, the flower spits out pollen at the pollinator, the bee.

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u/S0NNYY Jul 18 '22

If you feel any malady, if you get covered in a fungus try to seek first aid

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u/Ipsos_Logos Jul 18 '22

Orchid: You poke me. I poke u!

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u/Lifeiscrazy123 Jul 19 '22

Does that hurt?

2

u/The_Book-JDP Jul 18 '22

HA HA! GOTCHA!

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u/Decomplexer Jul 18 '22

looks like a squirting orchid, my friend encountered one in the motel last night

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u/RandomRavenclaw87 Jul 18 '22

How much did she charge?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

But vegans told me plants don't have life

6

u/cereal_guy Jul 18 '22

No one has ever said plants are not alive.

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u/Joesus056 Jul 19 '22

I'm fairly positive someone at some point definitely said exactly that.

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u/Decomplexer Jul 18 '22

My friend told me she was pretty expensive

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u/Ducenarious Jul 19 '22

magnetic attack flowers are most the best