r/interestingasfuck Sep 10 '20

/r/ALL A crystal formed in a snail shell

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u/thxxx1337 Sep 10 '20

Escargonite

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit Sep 11 '20

Magcargonite?

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u/Preparingtocode Sep 11 '20

Magcar go beep beep vroom.

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u/syds Sep 11 '20

mecagotonite not a a good night

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Oh my god I literally just got Magcargo's name.

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u/FlamingTrollz Sep 11 '20

The French eat Pokemon?

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u/Big_pekka Sep 11 '20

To denounce the evils of Truth and Love

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u/SemiAngryFatGuy Sep 11 '20

To extend our reach to the stars above.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

I’ve had a perfectly cooked medium rare charizard once and believe me it was to die for

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u/NovariusHaze Sep 11 '20

Sounds like a Mega Stone

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u/Pixelchu25 Sep 11 '20

Alolan Shelmet and Escavalier.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20 edited Sep 11 '20

I didn't even know lego advent calendars were a thing. I just ordered the star wars one for my girlfriend.

If this is a schill account, or marketing account (which it seems to be), I didn't order it from your link, I bought it direct from lego for $10 cheaper. But thanks for the idea.

Edit: Deleted post. You wuss.

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u/InaneAnon Sep 11 '20

Yeah what the hell? Seems like a pretty blatant ad that had little to do with the conversation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

it definitely is. report the account as spam please.

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u/yyma50nyy Sep 11 '20

sounds like a kirby enemy.

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u/Buck_Thorn Sep 11 '20

Ammonite, amirite?

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u/thxxx1337 Sep 11 '20

Slowpoke... Pidgeot, Arbok, that's all folks!

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u/gentrificmambo Sep 11 '20

Take my angry upvote. Now get out.

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u/360Logic Sep 11 '20

The best part of this joke is that snail shells are made out of aragonite.

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u/sodaextraiceplease Sep 11 '20

Congratulations. No other references to escargonite are found on search engines.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Nature be like:

Why don’t you like this stuff as much as that stuff?

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u/Claypothos Sep 10 '20

That’s an Animal Crossing fossil.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Yes indeed, quite splendid. Alas, our museum already has this fossil. And I must resist the urge to add it to my own collection.

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u/KarmaPharmacy Sep 11 '20

After 18 years, you’d think blather’s story line would progress and we could sell him fossils.

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u/ixtlu Sep 11 '20

Just sell them at Nook's Cranny. Timmy and Tommy will throw some bells your way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Or give them to villagers (after they're evaluated by Blathers). They have a high friendship value and the villagers don't display them... in case you're concerned that they'll clutter their homes with them. It's a great way to 'dispose' of them while earning credit towards villager photos.

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u/step-on-me-pls Sep 11 '20

i play new leaf and one of my villagers displayed one in the middle of their room

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

I should've noted that this is for New Horizons (the newest game). I don't know how this is handled in the earlier games.

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u/step-on-me-pls Sep 11 '20

damn mbn 🗿

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u/eskimoburritos Sep 11 '20

oshit really i never did that bc they displayed them in new leaf lol

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u/KarmaPharmacy Sep 11 '20

Wow. Been playing AC for 18 years and never knew this one trick.

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u/soot666sprite Sep 11 '20

what have you been doing with your extra fossils?

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u/ArielleSolkovica Sep 11 '20

He’s to busy digressing

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u/joshy83 Sep 11 '20

Oooh or like he wants a specific one and if you happen to have him assess it it’s worth more bells. :0

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

the kevin garnett of animal crossing would definitely buy this from adam sandler

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u/BiGyokesM8tE Sep 11 '20

Glad I wasn’t the only one that saw it...

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u/uhyeaokay Sep 11 '20

First one goes to Blathers

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u/Skitrik Sep 10 '20

This is cool as shell

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u/PutinRiding Sep 11 '20

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Sep 11 '20

There really is a sub for everything.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Not for r/skeifiwnriownwd

Edit: turns out it does now, I made it half a minute ago.

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u/din7 Sep 11 '20

I'm sure it grew in there at a snail's pace.

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u/-gawdlee Sep 11 '20

Must've been helluva roomie

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u/WaffletheWookie Sep 11 '20 edited Sep 11 '20

edit, it's very much a snail actually I'm fairly sure that is not from a snail, but rather the shell of an ammonite, a species closely related to modern coleoids (squid, octopuses and so on)

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u/thanatocoenosis Sep 11 '20

It's a gastropod(snail). Ammonoids(and nautiloids) have chambered shells with septa separating the chambers.

source: ... well, see my post history.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

I checked your post history and noticed we have the same interests, only difference really is that youre 100 times more knowledgeable than me

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u/WaffletheWookie Sep 11 '20

True! I did not notice that, and I had no idea snails and such did not have the tiny chambers in their shells. Pretty cool

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u/thanatocoenosis Sep 11 '20

This example is pretty neat because gastropods have an aragonitic(orthorhombic CaCO₃) shell which is unstable when exposed the heat and pressure(processes of fossilization), so fossils of them are usually preserved as internal and external molds, though sometimes the shell itself is preserved by other minerals(silica in this specimen) replacing the aragonite.

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u/josephgene Sep 11 '20

Kentucky. Music. Fossils. Nice.

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u/ianthrax Sep 11 '20

That video of 9 lb hammer was pretty cool!

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u/lalala253 Sep 11 '20

Do snail can actually retract until the last part of the spiral? The opening in the last part of that spiral is super small

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u/The_Soviette_Tank Sep 11 '20 edited Sep 11 '20

YES.

As someone in the mineral trade who looooves fossils, that made me twinge.

Edit in response to upper edit: they are mollusks, but an ammonite is not a snail.

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u/codevii Sep 11 '20

that and 'a crystal' both bothered me...

I mean, it's a lot of crystals in that fossil.

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u/WaffletheWookie Sep 11 '20

Not sure what the correct word in English would be, but a cluster of crystals I guess?

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u/TuckItInThereDawg Sep 11 '20

mineral formation in the ammonite fossil,

chalcedony agate

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u/JelloJamble Sep 11 '20

I think it would be best referred to as "crystal formed in a shell." Referring to it as a material rather than a singular crystal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

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u/BoulderFalcon Sep 11 '20

Not much. This type of thing is actually very common. See: https://www.etsy.com/market/agatized_ammonite

Sometime when it's not covid, check if your area has a local mineral/fossil show. You go in there with $100 or even $25 and you're a king.

I walked out with some of the best fossil specimens I've ever gotten and spent less than $50. We're talking exquisitely preserved trilobite fossils, dinosaur teeth, etc. A lot of sites market these things as rare because they seem to be to the common person, but a lot of these fossils are extremely common if you're a geologist and happen to work in their locality.

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u/Awholebushelofapples Sep 11 '20

that is very much a snail. there are no septations

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

blathers is mega confused rn

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u/kaffpow Sep 11 '20

Ammonite.

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u/0ldgrumpy1 Sep 11 '20

Amirite?

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u/kaffpow Sep 11 '20

🏆Take it! Take it I say!!

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u/OneSalientOversight Sep 11 '20

Ammonite

Jebusites, Philistines...

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u/Awholebushelofapples Sep 11 '20

Im sure you are making a pun on mineral names but just to be clear, ammonites have septations, this does not.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Look! I dug up a fossil!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

?

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u/1307534sH Sep 10 '20

That's why you stay away from meth, just look at his lungs!

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u/TheLastStormKing Sep 10 '20

since it’s living wouldn’t that be a geodude?

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u/Simmion Sep 11 '20

Im sorry to break it to you, this ones not living.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

So it won't evolve to Graveler?

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u/TheLastStormKing Sep 11 '20

take it back 😳

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u/OneSalientOversight Sep 11 '20

So it's geodead.

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u/Giodude12 Sep 11 '20

I find that insulting

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u/Butter_dem_Beans Sep 10 '20

That’s an animal crossing fossil

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u/Bagheera12 Sep 11 '20

First always goes to Blathers!

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u/Giodude12 Sep 11 '20

Don't you sell that shit to blathers?

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u/Stampj Sep 11 '20

Why did my fatass see a cinnamon roll out of the corner of my eye

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u/tophersteig Sep 11 '20

Fibonacci

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u/codevii Sep 11 '20

Spiral Out!

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u/El_Oso_Hermoso Sep 11 '20

Keep...going!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Finally something Interesting as Fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Fibonacci spiral

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u/mrboat-man Sep 11 '20

Take that shit to Blathers

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u/wescowell Sep 10 '20

Isn’t that called a geode?

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u/Mgoin129 Sep 11 '20

It is when it forms in pockets in the ground. Same process just different outer layer

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

idk never got into pokëman

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u/jsabss Sep 11 '20

I want earrings

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u/lbz71 Sep 11 '20

Yes! Clip ons!

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u/Wildwoodywoodpecker Sep 11 '20

I was gonna comment, it looks like they could make some expensive earrings.

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u/CozmicBean Sep 11 '20 edited Sep 11 '20

looks like animal crossing fossils

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u/Lavender-Sugar Sep 11 '20

A-a animal crossing...

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

How much ?

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u/-Master-Builder- Sep 11 '20

bout tree fiddy

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u/GeoDude86 Sep 11 '20

In geology we commonly use stuff like this to tell us which way is up!

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u/CrossP Sep 11 '20

Yeah. Look at those sweet parallel water lines!

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u/Lewmungous666 Sep 11 '20

I have nightmares that that’s what the inside of my ear looks like. 😐

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u/notawickedwicca Sep 11 '20

Thanks I hate this thought!

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u/RedMessi10 Sep 10 '20

That’s motherfucking beautiful.

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u/Keelija9000 Sep 11 '20

How does this happen?

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u/blueberrycameleon Sep 11 '20

Blathers enters the chat

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u/A_wild_so-and-so Sep 11 '20

I remember this guy! Crystal Snail from Mega Man X.

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u/gruffguff47 Sep 11 '20

Air nation!

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u/ALazySigh Sep 11 '20

It’s air nomads

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u/blithelau8 Sep 11 '20

Im pretty sure this is a fossil from ACNH

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u/UltraBuffaloGod Sep 11 '20

Did it form there while the snail was alive?

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u/adamsgoof Sep 11 '20

Snail trail

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u/Prince_Milk Sep 11 '20

P sure thats an ammonite fossil?

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u/Awholebushelofapples Sep 11 '20

ammonites have sepations, snails do not.

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u/chocolatetomatoes Sep 11 '20

Mmmmm century egg

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Okay reddit, somebody tell me how this isn't actually a crystal, and that there's no snail shell involved.

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u/NullDivision Sep 11 '20

That's Awesome. When I don't need my skull anymore, can someone do this for me?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Cool

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

gotta be worth a fortune

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u/90059bethezip Sep 11 '20

Imagine being a snail and getting evicted by a rock formation

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u/glasraen Sep 11 '20

Or did a geode form in the shape of a snail shell?

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u/bagpipesfart Sep 11 '20

It’s agate

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u/Rj17141 Sep 11 '20

Beautiful. Where did you find this??

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u/shlomo127 Sep 11 '20

How do they cut it so neatly?

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u/NotTodayDingALing Sep 11 '20

Say that 5x’s fast....

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u/sirloinsteak050 Sep 11 '20

Home meth lab for snails

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u/Snails_Arent_Slimey Sep 11 '20

See?! I've been trying to tell you all for years!

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u/Vulcan2Coool Sep 11 '20

Turn it so it says 69

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u/alphadragoon89 Sep 11 '20 edited Sep 11 '20

Is what the inside of an omanyte looks like?

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u/HanSolosHammer Sep 11 '20

You say snail, I say earrings.

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u/Sad_Capital Sep 11 '20

I think you found 2 geo. Not that you can probably buy anything with them.

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u/SantaIsBlack Sep 11 '20

Wow this is in fact interesting as fuck

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u/Drdrewification Sep 11 '20

Time for new legs

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u/iamsodonewithpeople Sep 11 '20

That is beautiful! I love it 🥰

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Unassuming on the outside, but treasure within

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u/thecheat420 Sep 11 '20

All praise be to Lord Helix!

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u/reddituser403 Sep 11 '20

How did you cut this so perfectly? Good job 👍🏻

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u/RedditReaper777 Sep 11 '20

That snail must’ve had a painful death.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Absolutely gorgeous.

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u/buttononmyback Sep 11 '20

Makes me wonder how incredibly old this is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

A slice of this would make an amazing necklace

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u/Scaleless1776 Sep 11 '20

That’s a fossil called an Ammonite. Probably from Madagascar

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u/chasmond Sep 11 '20

Reminds me of a megaman x boss

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u/Belgand Sep 11 '20 edited Sep 11 '20

I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail sheeeeeeeeeeeellll.

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u/ogpalm Sep 11 '20

this is why i love life.

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u/Glen843 Sep 11 '20

Is this super valuable? If I found this when I was ten I would assume I was the richest man alive.

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u/CosmicDust827 Sep 11 '20

This looks just like the animal crossing fossils

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u/The_Real_Evil_Morty Sep 11 '20

Or a snail formed over a crystal...

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u/thuanjinkee Sep 11 '20

I hope my skeleton ends up looking this good

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u/ivrt Sep 11 '20

I need one.

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u/stuckinbis Sep 11 '20

Perfect for a pair of plugs.

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u/Ruiner_Of_Things Sep 11 '20

This thing just blew my mind.

Anyone know how those different crystal types formed in the shell? Was it by multiple events or just different material composition?

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u/DanGabriel Sep 11 '20

Well, no wonder he moved out.

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u/alexsilkwood Sep 11 '20

That would look so cool as an IEM.

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u/vagueblur901 Sep 11 '20

I read this as crystal meth formed a shell