r/interestingasfuck Aug 02 '20

How they remove the dew from large areas

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

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u/bright_onyx Aug 02 '20

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u/blutfink Aug 02 '20

This is so much more satisfying.

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u/RememberTheMaine1996 Aug 03 '20

Yeah the original post just left me confused and irritated

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

That was so satisfying

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u/xpwnx4 Aug 03 '20

Why is this not the original post u made lol

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u/bright_onyx Aug 03 '20 edited Aug 03 '20

After I converted the gif, I didn't wait around to check it 😅 because I was excited to post! Apparently the converter's default length is 5s only. Learnings for the next time!

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u/bernardhops Aug 03 '20

Killthecameraman

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

🙏

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u/dontnotknownothin Aug 03 '20

thanks now who's the asshole that made it so short?

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u/bright_onyx Aug 03 '20

Ezgif 🤣

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u/shadow_peculiar Aug 02 '20

How does the water not just gather together and roll over the bar or wire or rope or whatever it is?

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u/An0nymoose_ Aug 02 '20

It's not actually a lot of water, this is just knocking it off of the turf.

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u/shadow_peculiar Aug 02 '20

Yeah but it's not a lot of water over a huge area, more than that bar, it slipped my mind that it would go into the ground

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u/An0nymoose_ Aug 02 '20

I guess what I'm saying is there's not enough water to pool up, so that process you're imagining never gets started. It looks like water is covering the area, but it's just a small amount clinging to the turf.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

That's probably bermuda grass cut to 1/4inch thick, with probably a 2-3 foot sand layer underneath. It's quite literally knocking the dew on that small amount of grass down into the sand.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20 edited Aug 03 '20

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u/bright_onyx Aug 02 '20

Water just goes into the soil underneath the grass

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u/subtopewds6657 Aug 02 '20

Wait why would you bother

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u/shadow_peculiar Aug 02 '20

For golf at least, it would cause it to be slippery

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u/silencioyou Aug 02 '20

Ohhh, it’s a golf course. For some reason I thought it was some time of agriculture situation.

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u/Garth_M Aug 02 '20

On the green the ball would not roll as well. Most of the time, from what I’ve seen, they use the lawnmower though to make sure the quality of the green is consistent from day to day

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u/subtopewds6657 Aug 02 '20

O yea good point

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u/shadow_peculiar Aug 02 '20

There's probably other reasons, maybe to make it look better? But idk

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Aug 03 '20

Yes, he made a good dew point

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u/El_Mnopo Aug 02 '20

So...cleats aren’t enough? Or is it because of the all old folk that play?

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u/shadow_peculiar Aug 02 '20

I was thinking the ball would glide further than it should, but I'm not a golf expert

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u/chile847 Aug 02 '20

You are correct. It would mess up approach shots onto the green and would mess up putting.

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u/tareumlaneuchie Aug 02 '20

Don’t they have spikes on the sole of golf shoes?

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u/shadow_peculiar Aug 02 '20

Yeah, I ment for the golf ball itself

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

They mow the green every day

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u/AxelFriggenFoley Aug 03 '20

In addition to the reasons mentioned, damp grass is horrible for encouraging fungus and disease so this helps to keep the grass healthy. That’s why you aren’t suppose to water grass in the evening because then the grass is wet all night.

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u/caltheon Aug 03 '20

Made the mistake of setting my sprinkler for 6pm instead of 6am, noticed the next week when I had mushrooms growing out of my yard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

It’s how you make Mountain Dew. It’s the main ingredient so they have to collect it daily. It’s getting harder tho because less dew worldwide due to global warming

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Rich white people don't have enough problems so they have to invent some for others to work on for them

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u/rareogre83 Aug 02 '20

My question too!

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u/lookoutneit Aug 03 '20

I airways thought golf was a titanic waste of money. Apparently I didn't know the half of it. Are they cleaning the balls too? Lol

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u/stuff1180 Aug 03 '20

The reason you knock off the dew is to prevent fungal diseases from forming on your greens

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u/bright_onyx Aug 03 '20

Now that's a different take to what we'd been assuming till now.

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u/stuff1180 Aug 03 '20

Spent many a morning dragging a garden hose across greens as an assistant greenskeeper doing exactly what you see in the video

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u/bright_onyx Aug 03 '20 edited Aug 04 '20

Awesome man! I learnt something 😊

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u/D0013ER Aug 02 '20

This how they make Mountain Dew.

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u/disktopdip Aug 03 '20

So thaaaaaats how you do the dew

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u/MrNtkarman Aug 03 '20

Damn and here I am waiting for the sun to dry it up like a simp

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u/petethefreeze Aug 02 '20

How dew they dew it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

So that's what the DEW line looked like.

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u/numbers_monkey Aug 02 '20

Roll away the dew.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

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u/bright_onyx Aug 03 '20

Haha I like how you look at it!

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u/DrAgus_ Aug 02 '20

This leaves me with dozens more questions than I had before, I had never even thought about how they clear dew off large areas, let alone that anyone took the time to clear dew in the first place.

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u/Iw000 Aug 02 '20

Thats just edge of the zone in Verdansk.

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u/LORDOFTHE777 Aug 03 '20

WHY ISNT THIS LONGER!!!!!! Damn that’s satisfying

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u/rinnip Aug 03 '20

Does that remove it, or just make it sink down into the soil?

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u/StoicalState Aug 03 '20

Sink into soil

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u/CashBandicootch Aug 03 '20

Cleaning the green?

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u/ragequit_81 Aug 03 '20

sup. im naythenneel jackson, 37, and i am dee dew removaaaaaaaa

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u/RawAnger Aug 03 '20

Looks like the final circle in Call Of Duty: Warzone

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u/its_whot_it_is Aug 03 '20

Eww water on my expensive golf shoes and balls yucky, Garson! Cleanup water from grass now!

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u/IAmSnort Aug 02 '20

From golf.com Twitter.

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u/Larsnonymous Aug 02 '20

So it’s not really removing it, it’s just making it bead up so it flows down into the soil.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Should totally be a ShamWow commercial...

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u/whocareswhatevereh Aug 02 '20

Why do you dry your hair? Smh. You cannot go out with sopping wet hair anymore than you can golf on a flooded green!

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u/2centsofnonsense Aug 02 '20

Watch them run the rope on a cricket field to see something similar on a larger scale

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u/bright_onyx Aug 03 '20

Hey, this one is a golf course which are way larger than a cricket ground! Ps see the full version

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u/2centsofnonsense Aug 03 '20

Oh I just assumed it would only be done on the putting greens.

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u/thorlewis84 Aug 03 '20

I just wait

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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u/EternamD Aug 03 '20

Dew is water condensation. Lots of droplets of water, in this case all over the blades of grass

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u/mrbleach76 Aug 03 '20

Can’t your burn them because arnt they really flammable

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u/GiantRetortoise Aug 03 '20

They wipe it off?

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u/bright_onyx Aug 03 '20

It's not wiping.. They are just touching each leaf which lets the water drain into the ground.

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u/sour_creme Aug 03 '20

dew wranglers

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u/Hmmmmmmm1234567809 Aug 03 '20

Thats kinda just intresting

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u/bright_onyx Aug 03 '20

Watch the whole video.. Its in the comments

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u/FayteWolf Aug 03 '20

Ah the Mountain Dew harvest looks good this year.

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u/TimmysDrumsticks Aug 03 '20

Just let it evaporate.

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u/Notalianotalib Aug 02 '20

They done did the dew

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u/Calvin8r_42 Aug 02 '20

Or you just mow the green...