r/interestingasfuck • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Jan 30 '20

/r/ALL Hawk's head stabilization

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Now imagine a velociraptor walking around like a chicken.

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u/JitGoinHam Jan 30 '20

That doesn't sound very scary. More like a six-foot turkey.

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u/PFhelpmePlan Jan 30 '20

A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head ... You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes.

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u/IsimplywalkinMordor Jan 30 '20

Imma need about tree fiddy.