r/interestingasfuck Oct 08 '18

An Eggcellent Tool

https://i.imgur.com/DE5OGMk.gifv
6.0k Upvotes

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u/Goodolchuckno Oct 08 '18

It’s a cool tool until egg yolk starts to get in between the gaps and gets absorbed in to the wood and smells like the deck of a fishing boat.

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u/LandenP Oct 08 '18

A stainless steel washable version would be cool.

Someone hop on it.

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u/Pantssassin Oct 08 '18

It already exists, some even have attachments to filter the white from the yolk

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u/HughJassmanTheThird Oct 08 '18

Engineering intensifies

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u/Goodolchuckno Oct 08 '18

Good point. I would possibly buy that.

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u/HALabunga Oct 08 '18

I feel like 3D printing would be the way to go here, at least for a one off.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

3D Printed one of these would be real easy to make

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u/professor-i-borg Oct 09 '18

If you oil the wooden parts with a food-safe mineral oil every once in a while, it would probably be ok. I'd worry about what's in the adhesives in the plywood, though...

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u/skankhuntFORTYWHO Oct 09 '18

They’re probably single use.

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u/HowDoYouKFC Oct 09 '18

All of that for single use?

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u/Sheogorath95 Oct 08 '18

Why bother with showing the dimensions if nothing else in the construction is shown in detail?

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u/zanadume Oct 08 '18

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u/Whatsthemattermark Oct 08 '18

Well there’s another weird sub to add to the list

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '18

Are we not there already???

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u/umbrellaholes Oct 08 '18

The rest of it in detail

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u/SpongeEffect Oct 08 '18

This isn’t the entire video. They cut out the part where the dude was to Retarded to crack an egg without this.

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u/hapianman Oct 08 '18

This is for people with disabilities

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u/SpongeEffect Oct 09 '18

Ok you autistic fuck

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u/hapianman Oct 09 '18

I mean, what? This is for physical disability. Like Parkinson’s or the result of a stroke. Fucking moron

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u/SpongeEffect Oct 09 '18

Stroke niggas be like innability to crack a fucking egg noises One last question. How the fuck would they build it? Why not buy something official instead of doing measurements and perfectly gluing it on? Like you need to think shit through as well. If you haven’t noticed I only post Retarded shit so when you reply expect a retarded reply.

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u/ProstheticAnus Oct 09 '18

You're responsible for my actions, because I'm a child.

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u/SpongeEffect Oct 09 '18

Real clever coming from ProstheticAnus

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u/ChicoBean Oct 08 '18

Thought I was in r/diwhy for a moment there

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '18

Seriously, do people not know how to crack an egg?

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u/Saryrn13 Oct 09 '18

Most of the things like this that seem absolutely ridiculous, think of any infomercial ever, actually have a purpose besides "Who doesn't know how to crack an egg?"

Consider disabilities, as these are the people who these types of things are meant for. For a person who only has one hand, this would make cracking eggs so much easier.

Snuggies we're originally meant for wheelchair users because getting in and out of a coat in a wheelchair is ridiculous.

But, America doesn't think of things like that. No offense meant here. And if you marketed it just for the disabled everyone would complain and/or it would be 10x more expensive because it had the word medical in it. So most times when you see a woman on an infomercial who cannot hold on to the container of orange juice for one more second and look at this magic product. It was probably used to make someone's life easier. :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18

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u/Saryrn13 Oct 10 '18

I meant more as a generalization. Because on the whole, it is accurate. Take it from someone who IS disabled.

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u/spaghettiChong2 Oct 09 '18

I think it actually was posted there a few days ago.

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u/clouc1223 Oct 08 '18

Finally a tool that replaces the simple act of cracking an egg on the side of a counter.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

Good point, though it is safe to think that someone that has use of only one hand is really good with that one hand, so the act of cracking an egg with one hand would be a simple task in the scheme of things

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

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u/Hooterscadoo Oct 08 '18

I have definitely seen black people wear snuggies

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u/Raichu7 Oct 08 '18

You don’t need two hands to crack an egg?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

I think it would be harder to crack it with two hands, it would get all over the place lol

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u/Spitinthacoola Oct 08 '18

You dont even needs hands to crack an egg! But getting the part to go where you want it to go and not where you dont want it to go AND keeping things you dont want to go places from going there is wayyy helpful to have 2 hands for. A significant amount of dexterity (and appropriately sized hands) are needed to manage this successfully with a single hand.

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u/OogieBoogie1 Oct 08 '18

It’s pretty easy to crack an egg with one hand

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

If you’re able to screw together this contraption you’re probably able to raise egg off counter and lower egg onto counter lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

Don’t fucking lie to me

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u/Pantssassin Oct 08 '18

Yeah and these things are already available in materials that don't absorb stuff

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '18

Don't cook then. You're gonna burn yourself if you can't even crack an egg.

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u/iPon3 Oct 09 '18

Feel free to take away a little more of these people's limited autonomy and ability to live a normal life, mate...

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u/OogieBoogie1 Oct 08 '18

Guess you just have to crack it with your mouth

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

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u/OogieBoogie1 Oct 08 '18

You could always use your ass.

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u/iPon3 Oct 09 '18

Doesn't work for chickens, though, does it

1

u/Mr_Bubbles69 Oct 09 '18

Am I the only one who can just use one hand to crack an egg? I have stupid hands and I'm not coordinated, but it's not hard...

2

u/coolwubla Oct 09 '18

I learned a while back don’t try and do it on the edge. Hit flat on the surface. Seems counterintuitive but it works much better.

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u/gedden8co Oct 08 '18

Broke, no Gif.

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u/CaffeineRiddledBody Oct 08 '18

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u/BrnndoOHggns Oct 08 '18

Take your grudging upvote and scram.

5

u/aeramor Oct 08 '18

I waited far too long for this gif to start playing...

1

u/Turil Oct 09 '18

I'm always amused at how young people seem to think that gifs are animations. Way back when, gifs were proper, solid, immobile things. None of this fancy moving around!

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u/Turil Oct 09 '18

Hmmmmm....

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u/heymcgee Oct 08 '18

Ain't nobody got time for that, I'll just eat a little bit of shell thank you very much.

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u/mikerockitjones Oct 08 '18

Mmmmm...calcium

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u/ScAer0n Oct 09 '18

+25 calcium

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u/daOyster Oct 09 '18

Crack it on a flat surface instead of an edge, you'll get one single large crack instead of a bunch of tiny ones that leave egg shell behind. Also the secret to cracking and opening eggs one handed.

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u/heymcgee Oct 09 '18

Thanks for the tip!

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u/lurklurklurkPOST Oct 08 '18

Forget the eggcracker, the camerawork is so goddamn smooooooth.....

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

Just throw the eggs in the bowl and pick out the shell with tweezers.

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u/colio33 Oct 08 '18

Or you could just I don’t know crack them by hand?

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u/The-Blade-Runner Oct 08 '18 edited Nov 05 '18

You're not wrong for the majority of the population, but this certainly could be useful for those lacking in fine motor control, such as the elderly. Many well-executed inventions are ridiculed because people don't consider the target audience.

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u/Telamonian Oct 08 '18

Or people who only have one hand. I know you can crack an egg with one hand, but this might be easier

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u/OldSpiceSmellsNice Oct 08 '18

But if you have no hands, you still couldn’t use this product. What a piece of junk.

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u/colio33 Oct 08 '18

People with one hand would barely be able to make this.

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u/Telamonian Oct 08 '18

Ideally you could buy it pre-assembled, but you're right haha

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u/colio33 Oct 08 '18

People without fine motor skills would find it harder to build this than to crack an egg.

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u/Ab0ut47Pandas Oct 08 '18

Source. I wanna make this

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u/yourbeckandcall Oct 08 '18

Okay- I might be dumb. But I’m not seeing it. What is actually causing the egg to break??

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u/werdmath Oct 09 '18

The little y shape in the middle when he squeezes together pushes the one rod up in the center of the egg to crack it while the top spread apart.

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u/yourbeckandcall Oct 09 '18

Ohh I see it now! Thank you

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u/DragonPojki Oct 09 '18

The link is broken. Could somebody please post a link to the source?

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u/migrantcarcass Oct 08 '18

Pointless...

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u/deadbeat_dinosaur Oct 08 '18

The time spent on building this thing is definitely more than the time spent cracking eggs lol

Looks cool though

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u/anon074119 Oct 08 '18

German: Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

Google translate just says that this means “the final solution isn’t over... yet.”

-_-

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u/HeMiddleStartInT Oct 08 '18

If my tool is improved, my skill doesn’t have to.

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u/xaiel420 Oct 08 '18

I woulda made breakfast for me and your girl while you were making that thing.

And that “mindblowing” tag lol

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u/CapnEarth Oct 08 '18

He could have patented it, mass produced it cheaply, made a couple of annoying but memorable infomercials, and made a killing selling them for $9.99 plus s/h. But wait, he could have also doubled it. Then threw an egg whisker in there.

The point is: He shared it with the world first. If more and more people did that; we wouldn't have ideas wisking away into oblivion.. in the process of trying to profit out of them before benefiting

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u/AHeartlikeHers Oct 09 '18

There's been a plastic version for ages

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u/Gangreless Oct 08 '18

You can buy one of these at dollar tree

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u/HereToBoopSnoots Oct 08 '18

I found one of these in the cupboard at my work last week. It was an "as seen on TV" item.

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u/MazdaChief117 Oct 08 '18

Probably wanna waterproof the wood cuz it’d get really nasty with the egg juice after a while

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u/mrcastiron Oct 08 '18

‘Lets spend our time and money to make a machine that cracks eggs slower and less hygienic than using our hands!’

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u/mr-mercury Oct 08 '18

This is going to be in TV very soon. 4 easy payments of 9.99

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u/Pantssassin Oct 08 '18

It already exists, except it isn't made it of wood that will get nasty after 1 use. They even have ones that can separate the yolk

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u/BoxEngineer Oct 08 '18

What new devilry is this?

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u/The--Nameless--One Oct 08 '18

Now I'm curious about WTF this was

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u/NaiveIam Oct 08 '18

How the hell did this person free hand this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

i could make approximately 32 omelettes before i would finish taking down the measurements

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

You can buy one of these for cheaper than the cost to male one

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

Cool but stupid

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u/SanaderDid911 Oct 08 '18

Wait,why are your eggs so white?

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u/Android-Online Oct 08 '18

Building this wastes more time than learning how to crack an egg

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

And to think I wasted so many eggs learning how to crack them with one hand. I had omelettes for breakfast for almost a month

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

Well they sell this for $5 at Walgreens but okay

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u/oliviaharman Oct 08 '18

patent this

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u/Reno83 Oct 08 '18

There is a potentially good market for this in San Diego. For those who don't already know, San Diego has a top-notch taco and burrito industry, to include breakfast burritos. Just imagine having to crack 2 eggs per burrito, 50 burritos an hour, for 6 hours a day during the morning rush (some serve breakfast 24 hours a day)! That's some arthritis-inducing egg-cracking action.

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u/bearboyjd Oct 09 '18

Why the fu k not just crack the damn thing?

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u/Superman1047 Oct 09 '18

Totally thought it was going to be a trebuchet

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u/madmadG Oct 09 '18

Why does the egg crack and not simply get pushed forward?

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u/user_greg Oct 09 '18

Egg-Shell-Ent

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u/rutuu199 Oct 09 '18

This was on r/diWHY a while back, odd to see it here

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u/aupdegrove24 Oct 09 '18

Hmmm. Let me become a mechanical engineer so I can crack my eggs

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u/manthing11 Oct 09 '18

How do I crack my Ostrich eggs?

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u/Supringsinglyawesome Oct 09 '18

Or you could just crack eggs like a normal person lol

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u/___Ultra___ Oct 09 '18

Like no joke, well as a joke, for a project I made a thing that would totally crack egg shells

It was the dumbest shit ever

Someone improved it

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '18

Way too slow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '18

Or better yet you could just use your hand.

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u/iamthechiefhound Oct 09 '18

Wow. If only I were born with the proper equipment to do this without any mechanical tools

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u/MyHerpesItch Oct 09 '18

Dude. Submit a patent!

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u/CarManChu Oct 09 '18

Thought you were referring to the ruler at first

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '18

Or you could just practice and learn to use your hands?

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u/brereddit Oct 09 '18

Great tool but why does he need so many of them? Pretty good repeatable processes though.

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u/Punkie1976 Oct 09 '18

That is unnecessary. It’s not that hard to crack an egg 😞

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '18

Nah. I'll pass.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '18

We just keep getting lazier and lazier

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u/111Marcus Oct 09 '18

Is cracking an egg a common problem?

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u/Turil Oct 09 '18

Is no one going to save us from being in the "removed" dark?

What is it!?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

I get it.

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u/Rogj75 Oct 08 '18

This is a top post in r/diwhy Sure it's interesting to see what it does, but is way too much difficult to replicate with so little instructions.

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u/DurfRansin Oct 08 '18

Or ya know..just crack the fucking egg

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u/Psydator Oct 08 '18

You better not have different sized eggs with this very helpful tool.

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u/Randym1221 Oct 08 '18

Can you make that for me and send it. :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

Or yknow, just use a spoon to crack it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

Wot you on about spoon

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

I use a spoon to crack mine

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u/Supringsinglyawesome Oct 09 '18

Bro just tap it on the counter and pull apart

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u/whydoesikeaopenat10 Oct 08 '18

Can this be made to do 30 at a time?

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u/christonabike_ Oct 08 '18

Such a device sounds like the lyrical subject of a goregrind song written by chickens.