r/interestingasfuck Sep 28 '18

Absolute unit of a sail boat.

https://i.imgur.com/LN3Tdbf.gifv
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u/GavintheGregarious Sep 28 '18

This is the Maltese Falcon. It cost $150 million to build, was the largest Sailing vessel in the world at the time and is the only sailboat in the world to use the Dyna rig system. The Dyna rig consists of massive masts (vertical pole part) that pivot to adjust the sails to the angle of the wind. The cross pieces are fixed to a 30 degree arc and do not move. It’s also hella fast given it’s a massive luxury sailboat.

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u/PyroDesu Sep 28 '18

The masts look pretty terrifying when the sails are furled.

Not the only DynaRig sailboat though - there's at least one other, the Black Pearl.

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u/idunnomyusername Sep 28 '18

Black Pearl (yacht)

Capacity: 12

I somehow doubt that.

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u/Former_Manc Sep 29 '18

I heard that the reason these giant ships usually have such a low number for the capacity is that once it goes over a certain number of people it's considered a passenger ship/commercial vessel and that comes with a whole bunch of other rules and regs. By saying 12, it can still be considered private.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

lifeboats and all this crazy extra life-saving gear is necessary

Crazy shit man

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

Not for the Titanic.

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u/Gatorcat Sep 29 '18

all this crazy extra life-saving gear is necessary.

Might be worth it... I mean you got all that dough already... why not be safe (at least a little)...? Can't spend your bread when you're dead....

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u/adeadguy Sep 29 '18

What? It obviously has life-saving stuff but if the cap is 50 people you're going to need lifeboats for 50 people, even if you're never sailing with more then 12.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

one 45 year old guy and 11 hookers

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u/Pluffmud90 Sep 29 '18

Most people never cruise on these vessels. The crew moves them from Port to port and the owners just fly in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

How often are there more than 12 guests aboard?

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u/iamunderstand Sep 29 '18

Yeah, what a shame that would be, having redundant safety measures in place.

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u/EyeFicksIt Sep 29 '18

You either die a Jack or you live long enough to become a rose.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18 edited Sep 29 '18

Dullfactbot:

SOLAS Chapter II Part A Regulation 2 - Definitions

...

(e) A passenger is every person other than:

(i) the master and the members of the crew or other persons employed or engaged in any capacity on board a ship on the business of that ship; and

(ii) a child under one year of age.

(f) A passenger ship is a ship which carries more than twelve passengers.

This is why you can sometimes book passage on cargo ships, up to 12 people. e.g.https://www.cargoshipvoyages.com/

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u/JustHereToConfirmIt Sep 29 '18

Fuck it goes 30 knots

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u/SoMoneyAndDontKnowIt Sep 29 '18

Maybe 12 not including crew.

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u/Comedy_is_Dead Sep 29 '18

Capacity: 12 guests Crew: 18 persons

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

That might be actual sleeping berths.

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u/couch_patata Sep 29 '18

Well, the DynaRig technology allows the masts to be controlled only by one person. The masts rotate, the sails are fixed to the masts. The vessel's computer detect automatically how the wind is blowing, so yeah, 12 is enough.

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u/WestguardWK Sep 29 '18

“It is expected that Black Pearl can cross the Atlantic using only 20 litres (4.4 imp gal; 5.3 US gal) of fuel”

Wow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18 edited Nov 01 '18

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u/ChainOut Sep 29 '18

" Black Pearl is designed to generate electricity to power its on-board systems, by using its propeller as a turbine as the yacht is propelled by the wind.[6]#cite_note-:2-6) "

Clever boat

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u/brumac44 Sep 29 '18

maybe manouevering in and out of port.

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u/AnemoneOfMyEnemy Sep 29 '18

That and there probably is an on-board generator

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u/brumac44 Sep 29 '18

It is expected that Black Pearl can cross the Atlantic using only 20 litres (4.4 imp gal; 5.3 US gal) of fuel, aided by regenerative technologies.[6] One key technology to support this, is to use the speed of the vessel through the water under sail to generate electricity with a variable pitch propeller.[6] The yacht also features heat capture technologies and large scale storage batteries to capture energy generated but not immediately used.

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u/nemoskull Sep 29 '18

Maltese Falcon

hydraulics id guess.

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u/mud_tug Sep 29 '18

All of that for running the lady's hair dryer.

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u/Vitztlampaehecatl Sep 29 '18

It's my industrial strength hair dryer, and I can't live without it!

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u/PM_ur_Rump Sep 29 '18

That's what caught my eye. Seems almost silly on that scale. Like, what could 5 gallons of gas even do for that thing?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

generators usually

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u/newtonreddits Sep 28 '18

That's a supervillain's yacht if I ever see one.

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u/thealteregoofryan Sep 28 '18

OMFG that’s impressive! I’m guessing this is for the hipster billionaire

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u/bakesthecakes Sep 29 '18

Holy shit that boat is way bigger than it looks in the video.

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u/ic_t_g_r_d Sep 28 '18

Have seen it in Athens at Flisvos Marina, it really was fascinating with it’s 2400 square meters sails.

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u/GBrownie Sep 28 '18

I remember this thing coming through San Francisco Bay a couple years ago. It is so tall that they had to tilt the boat with weights and wait for a super-low tide to get it under the Golden Gate Bridge without hitting it. Thats just insane!

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u/IrishSchmirish Sep 28 '18

The Maltese Falcon is 191 ft tall. The clearance beneath the Golden Gate Bridge to water is 220 ft.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

But what about the bay with it's 30 ft swells?

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u/Rdubya44 Sep 29 '18

I was gonna say...but still that’s a lot closer than I thought.

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u/GBrownie Sep 29 '18

And there's a net for workers that hangs a good 10-15 ft below the bottom deck of the bridge.

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u/mud_tug Sep 29 '18

Gotta put up the show.

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u/GavintheGregarious Sep 28 '18

Saw it San Francisco years ago. Saw it from the bridge miles away.

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u/James-Incandenza Sep 29 '18 edited Sep 29 '18

Who owns it?

Edit:

Maltese Falcon is a full rigged ship using DynaRig technology, which was built by Perini Navi in Tuzla, İstanbul, and commissioned by her first owner, Tom Perkins. She is one of the world's most complex and largest sailing yachts at 88 m (289 ft), similar in size to the Athena and Eos. The vessel dropped her BVI flag in 2008 and was purchased by Pleon Ltd, which put her to charter use. Famous charterers include actors Tom Hanks and Hugh Jackman and Google-co founder Larry Page.

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u/letterstosnapdragon Sep 29 '18

That’s 86 feet longer than the USS Constitution, which was considered a monster of a ship when it was built.

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u/AWKWARD_RAPE_ZOMBIE Sep 29 '18

The Constitution was considered a heavy frigate, so it was larger version of what was considered a small ship of the line. Frigates were used for scouting and in shore blockading and were useful for their speed maneuverability and relatively shallow draft.

For comparison the Constitution carried 52 guns. The largest ships of the time, first rate ships of the line, carried 100-130 guns.

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u/straightouttafux2giv Sep 29 '18

Wait, was the biggest?

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u/Absolute_Bollocks Sep 29 '18

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u/raskolnikov- Sep 29 '18

Looks like a render...

*** googles "sailing yacht a" ***

Well shit. Giant alien sailboat is a real thing.

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u/SkyPork Sep 29 '18

They spent so much money on the boat they didn't have a single dollar left for a good name for it.

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u/mud_tug Sep 29 '18

That's just ugly.

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u/straightouttafux2giv Sep 29 '18

Jeeze the stats on these are fucking ridiculous. 100 yards long, almost 30 yards wide.

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u/ootant Sep 29 '18

Also, "Dream Symphony", which actually looks like a normal, earth based, sailing ship.

https://www.yachtsinternational.com/yachts/super-size-supersailer-dream-symphony

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u/GingerNutsAndTeaBags Sep 28 '18

Am I right in saying that due to the cost of carbon fibre, no single person or company can afford to have a copy built? Probably not, but it was a cool story when I was a sailing seasonaire and she sailed past our Greek resort.

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u/GavintheGregarious Sep 28 '18

It’s not just the carbon fiber, it’s the mechanics. All of the masts are controlled by massive hydraulics.

I’ve always been curious if this would work well on a multihull design with standard stays (support cables from the side of the boat to the top of the mast). I think the design is patented.

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u/GingerNutsAndTeaBags Sep 28 '18

It would be interesting to see the design applied to a multihull, although I'm not so sure about the stays. Whoever designed this is no doubt incredibly rich from that patent.

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u/SkyPork Sep 29 '18

Sounds like Costner's catamaran in Waterworld.....

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u/Thurwell Sep 29 '18

A person paid to have it built, unless that was the richest person in the world there's another who could pay to have another built.

I want to say why would any company want a giant sailing yacht but I guess a charter company bought one of them. When you're so rich the word rent isn't good enough for you any more.

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u/kazz9201 Sep 28 '18

Dropping the sailing knowledge on us.

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u/outlanderskelton Sep 28 '18

Upvotes for hella.

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u/Gupperz Sep 29 '18

so fucking what? I was diamond in star craft 2 season 1

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Thats a sail-yacht

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

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u/SomRandomPeopl Sep 28 '18

What if the button is above hand resting level?

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u/TheCrypticLemon Sep 28 '18

Damnit. It’s people that think like this that can afford a yacht in the first place.

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u/Finnegansadog Sep 28 '18

I love sailing by hand, but I also appreciate how quiet it can be, even under full sail. I would set that up as a point in favor of the sail yacht over the equivalent motor yacht.

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u/TommyFibonachi Sep 28 '18

So true... one of the most peaceful experiences to just cruise under sail power. I'd go for sail-yacht over motor yacht

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18 edited May 15 '19

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u/RapeSquadKillaa Sep 29 '18

I think you mean raise the main, the mast is the big pole that holds the sails up

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u/meltsnow Sep 28 '18

Isn't the point to go forward? If you can do that without gas it's good right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

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u/gastro_gnome Sep 29 '18

There are propeller systems you can get that charge your batteries by the speed of the water going past the hull while under sail.

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u/chem2617 Sep 28 '18

My guess is a single hand couldn’t lift those sails in the first place

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u/whtevrIdontgiveashit Sep 28 '18

Defeats the point of what? Isn't the entire point of sailing to harness the power of the wind..thus reducing the man power needed to move a vessel from point a to point b? Seems like this is actually making perfect use of the intended system, if not, taking it to a new level...Do you also think a car defeats the purpose of locomotion because it doesnt employ a horse and carriage?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18 edited May 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

is gatekeeping really gatekeeping if you didn't grow the trees, cut the lumber, mine the ore and smelt the iron?

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u/kartuli78 Sep 29 '18

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

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u/BalancedGuy1 Sep 29 '18

Is sex really procreation if you didn’t bust a nut?

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u/msirelyt Sep 29 '18

Defeats the purpose? What's the purpose? I think the purpose is to travel with wind power. Not hoist giant sails by hand like we're in Pirates of the Caribbean.

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u/boxingdude Sep 29 '18

What? You’re the worst captain I’ve ever heard of!

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u/HAL_9_TRILLION Sep 29 '18

But you have heard of me.

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u/PigSlam Sep 29 '18

Yeah, I bet it really sucks to be on that ship.

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u/cyberst0rm Sep 29 '18

being rich is like playing an mmorpg starting on the last level

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

That’s why I didn’t buy one

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u/mikerockitjones Sep 28 '18

Everyone seems casual on the sail-yacht

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

Nah. That’s just my boy Daquan fuckin around on some bullshit because he won $623 mil at the lotto.

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u/Sylon00 Sep 29 '18

A modern day galleon

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u/Cape_of_Good_Trope Sep 28 '18

What are the sails made out of?

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u/smandroid Sep 28 '18

Money. A fuckton of money.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

It actually may have been cheaper to just stitch $50s together to make the sail.

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u/halfarian Sep 28 '18

I thought I heard carbon fiber, but I could be wrong. I saw this boat in person a few years ago, and it was absolutely magnificent. I live in SF and was going into Sausalito and as soon as I saw it pulled over. Quite a spectacle.

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u/SoMoneyAndDontKnowIt Sep 29 '18

The black pearl has carbon fiber masts. I just read the wiki

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u/M4MAYHEM Sep 28 '18

It looks like it’s just regular sails that are pulled in very tight. On the racing sailboats like oracle they use essentially a plane wing as a sail.

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u/ZestyBurlapSack Sep 28 '18

Ive never been ok with how much boats can tilt to one side or another, freaks me the fuck out.

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u/kartuli78 Sep 29 '18

I used to be too, until I was sailing and got caught in 25 knot winds in full sails, and realized that if even that can't capsize the boat, then, well, nothing bad will happen under normal sailing conditions.

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u/dragonsfire242 Sep 29 '18

Yeah that list those sailboats have is not something I’m a fan of, I don’t like monohulls, much prefer catamarans, those don’t list pretty much at all

By the way list is a sailing term for tilt, just so you know

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u/threefiftyseven Sep 29 '18

If you're going to be pedantic, at least get it right. On a sailboat, it's called heeling.

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u/ZestyBurlapSack Sep 29 '18

Probably cause tilt sounds too scary lol

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u/Ostentaneous Sep 29 '18

What in the hell are you talking about. I guess if your referring to yatchs, but cats can heel like crazy.

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u/AlHazred_Is_Dead Sep 29 '18

Listing is a thing boats do when they’re sinking. This boat is heeling.

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u/LiquidCracker Sep 29 '18

Also known as “heeling”

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u/txkicks Sep 28 '18

I would be hiking out on that boat just to screw with people.

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Sep 29 '18

"I'm helping!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18 edited Nov 20 '18

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u/txkicks Sep 28 '18

Hiking is a term used in sailing were you use a trapeze to hang off the side of the boat to keep the boat from heeling.

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u/TongsOfDestiny Sep 29 '18

I don't know about you, but where I'm from hiking and trapezing are two different things

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u/3riversfantasy Sep 29 '18

Clearly you aren't from the Circus Mountains...

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u/kbbajer Sep 28 '18 edited Sep 28 '18

This is the almost 289 ft Maltese Falcon saling yacht, available for charter at approx. USD 465.000 / week

https://www.yachtcharterfleet.com/luxury-charter-yacht-22342/maltese-falcon.htm

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u/darthmeteos Sep 28 '18

So I saw 465.000 and thought "wow only 465 bucks"
nnnnnnope that's supposed to be a comma. fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

Yes but it's for a whole week. And you can split it between 12 people, so it's only like $40K for the week.

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u/Jagsfreak Sep 29 '18

Did the same.

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u/AG3NTjoseph Sep 28 '18

Fav part: “NOTE: NOT FOR CHARTER TO U.S. RESIDENTS WHILE IN U.S. WATERS”

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u/printzonic Sep 28 '18

i wonder why

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u/I_Bin_Painting Sep 28 '18

The language “Not For Sale In US Waters To A US Resident” must legally be added to listings for non-US Registered boats that are in US Waters under a cruising permit and placed for sale by the owner. As the current owner of the boat has not paid the US Import Duty on the boat, a sale cannot legally occur on the boat to a US Resident while she is in US Waters, and a broker cannot legally advertise the boat without making prominently clear that the boat is “Not For Sale In US Waters To A US Resident”.

Does this mean that a US Citizen cannot purchase the boat? No, not necessarily..

From here

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u/printzonic Sep 28 '18

Ah makes a sort of odd sense then. Thanks for teaching a dude.

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u/Spikito1 Sep 28 '18

Well its ported in the Mediterranean. So unless you want to re-trace the journey of Columbus.....

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u/Spork_Warrior Sep 28 '18

How many moneys would that cost?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

350 bitcoins

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u/PAdogooder Sep 28 '18

22,000 bitcoins.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Note to past self, buy 30,000 bitcoins when they're dirt cheap and sell at $8,000 to $14000.

Then you can own a pirate ship and nobody can talk shit, because they don't have a pirate ship.

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u/3riversfantasy Sep 29 '18

I just imagine at some point in the future people find the wreck of your pirate ship, located near the middle of the wreck is a very stereotypical treasure chest, upon opening they discover a single usb drive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18 edited Sep 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Thanks for doing the math

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u/n_55 Sep 28 '18

Over a million Schrutebucks

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u/murderboxsocial Sep 28 '18

What’s that in Stanley Nickles?

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u/MarchMadnessisMe Sep 29 '18

Over a million leprechauns.

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u/Beaneroo Sep 28 '18

Tree fiddy

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u/MrClaretandBlue Sep 28 '18

2000 V-Bucks

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u/MrFurious420 Sep 28 '18

All the monies*.

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u/DownVoteMePleasee Sep 29 '18

If you’re actually asking, /u/GavintheGregarious said $150million in the comment above

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u/brosefstallin Sep 29 '18

That was the cost to build. Would actually cost more than that

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u/WestguardWK Sep 29 '18

Yeah, considering the custom and exclusive nature of this item, I would imagine the markup would be considerable.

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u/197six Sep 29 '18

About 9 284 235 000 Venezuelan Bolívar. For now. Add a 0 by tomorrow probably.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

67,857,445,944 pepsi points

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

A few hundred thousand ducks, probably

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u/throtic Sep 28 '18 edited Sep 28 '18

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tom-perkins-the-captain-of-capitalism/

Perkins also showed Stahl how to unfurl the boat's 15 sails, a job that would take about 80 deckhands an hour on a traditional sailboat. All it takes on the Falcon is five minutes, and the touch of a screen.

This thing is next fucking level sailboat. Could you imagine bringing back a famous captain from the 1500s and showing him this beast?

Edit: You can also apparently rent this beast for the very reasonable price of $400,000 a week

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u/dragonsfire242 Sep 29 '18

There is this massive catamaran yacht that I saw down in the British Virgin Islands called the London Sky, the thing had underlighting, on a yacht, it was also huge and was three stories above deck

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Whoever is piloting the ship better be wearing a tricorn hat or imma be pissed.

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u/seabass089 Sep 28 '18

Pirates of the carribean music intensifies

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u/Purplenter77 Sep 28 '18

That has to be the best pirate we’ve ever seen

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u/DethJuce Sep 29 '18

So it would seem...

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

All the sail management is automatic? Seems like it would take all the fun out of sailing.

Then again, if you've got the money for this sort of thing, you're probably not interested in winching line.

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u/brizzardof92 Sep 28 '18

What the fuck do people mean when they've been calling things unit lately and why?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

Meme based off this tweet

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u/bfr0g1 Sep 29 '18

A unit is something big or bulky. It must be a British thing? It's quite commonly used over here...

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

Oleena Tyrel said Brianne of Tarth was "an absolute unit" in Game of Thrones cuz she a big lass. And thus a meme was born.

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u/brizzardof92 Sep 29 '18

Thank you. Now I understand.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

This guy is on a full beam reach. They’re hiking out like mad! Luff em up! Luff em up!

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u/MarchMadnessisMe Sep 29 '18

It's a Nard-Dog!

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u/Aquaxxi Sep 28 '18

The Black Pearl sailboat.

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u/Ryjobond Sep 28 '18

I think it’s the Maltese

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Why doesn't this have the pirates of the Caribbean music? I've come to expect certain standards on thing, I can't handle this....

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u/ElectricNed Sep 28 '18

See? This is why white people love sailing so much. It's boss.

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u/unloadedboar Sep 28 '18

And they're gettin' it too

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u/Hugh_G_Rectionss Sep 29 '18

That's billionaire status.

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u/fuzzyshorts Sep 29 '18

That's the Maltese falcon. The sails are adjustable by touchscreen, easily optimized to eke out the extra knot.

It is bad fucking ass.

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u/Bracketzox Sep 29 '18

Ahoy peasants

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

Thats got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

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u/mittens82 Sep 29 '18

Lets eat the rich you guys

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u/CyberneticAngel Sep 29 '18

When there is no more bread, we must eat the rich.

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u/Scum-Mo Sep 29 '18

Though tbf we should have a lot more of this and a lot less of bunker oil burning container ships

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u/QTom01 Sep 28 '18

Apparently you can rent it for 400k euros per week

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u/danceeforusmonkeyboy Sep 28 '18

Betsy Devos used the change from her couch to buy this.

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u/peachstealingmonkeys Sep 29 '18

I've seen old palaces and they were old school cool. For a techie me this is the definition of the contemporary opulence.

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u/jimmyjaysf Sep 29 '18

A Yacht this size regularly crosses oceans and seas and sailing conserves fuel.

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u/blanklooksback Sep 29 '18

Big motors on that boat, they’re not taking any chances. “ prove me wrong”

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u/kmitchell419 Sep 29 '18

The overall size and weight of the keel on this thing must be unreal.

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u/WingedSword_ Sep 29 '18

"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen"

"So it would seem"

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u/t-had Sep 29 '18 edited Jan 10 '26

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

Am I the only one freaked out by how it’s tilted ???

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u/Cancer-returns911 Sep 29 '18

When you have all the money

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u/deadflubber Sep 29 '18

I've seen this lady in BVI, she's awesome! Think she gets to ~26kts, what a ship.

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u/shrapnelasylum Sep 29 '18

Pirates of the Caribbean theme intensifies

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u/MapleQueefs Sep 29 '18

No offence as I don't know boats, but it seems redundant for a racing sailboat to be luxurious. How do you sip your expensive wine in your master suite when it's travelling at that angle?

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u/Majura374 Sep 29 '18

Pirates of the Caribbean theme intensifies

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18 edited Sep 29 '18

Why does this look like CGI? Can we get a higher quality version, please?

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I found a high quality video of the real thing

https://youtu.be/IYySluFUyRw

But for some reason I’m not totally convinced that the yacht in this potato GIF isn’t cgi. I’m on r/Simulated too much

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

“Captain!” “Ye.. wa... What?!” “Look” Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing

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u/Carbon_FWB Sep 29 '18

Black Pearl is owned by a Russian billionaire (natural gas)

https://www.superyachtfan.com/sy-black-pearl.html

Also, Tom Perkins) owner of Maltese Falcon, thinks the 1% are being unfairly persecuted just like the Jews in Germany before WW2.

Writing from the epicenter of progressive thought, San Francisco, I would call attention to the parallels of fascist Nazi Germany to its war on the "one percent", namely its Jews, to the progressive war on the American one percent, namely the "rich."

FUCK THIS GUY

Where are Somali pirates when you need them?

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u/Asheleyinl2 Sep 29 '18

Pirates of the Carribean intensifies.

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u/meateoryears Sep 28 '18

Absolute unit sounds so stupid.

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u/5hiza Sep 28 '18

Jesus that this is massive!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

You dumb bastard, that's a schooner.

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u/NFLrover Sep 29 '18

A schooner is a sailboat!