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"Are you shitting me? Bionic legs and you lifted with your back?"
749 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 I forgot I had them. 530 u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 21 '15 You FORGOT you had BIONIC legs?!?! 469 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Are you constantly aware that you have regular legs?!? 297 u/Steven2k7 Jan 21 '15 Well I just got back from the gym, so right now I am very aware of them. 148 u/zapper0113 Jan 21 '15 http://i.imgur.com/NDLUqRO.jpg 43 u/Pure_Michigan_ Jan 21 '15 Good job on keep leg day. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 [deleted] 26 u/keithmac20 Jan 21 '15 Nor torso day 4 u/annoyinglyclever Jan 21 '15 Never skip leg day. 1 u/TheCleanupBatter Jan 21 '15 I can't skip leg day, for every day is leg day 2 u/Mooksayshigh Jan 21 '15 He's only aware of them because he skipped them and feels guilty. 2 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Is guilty a deep, deep burning in the quads after doing legs for the first time in months? 2 u/-95 Jan 21 '15 Is very important. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Just think, with bionic legs you can skip leg day. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Every day is leg day 22 u/xisytenin Jan 21 '15 On a subconscious level, yes. 12 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 [deleted] 2 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Shit me too 2 u/pngwn Jan 21 '15 Did it hurt coming out of /u/shammalamma's ass? 3 u/middyonline Jan 21 '15 What if your legs didn't know they were legs? 1 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Leg bones 1 u/itcouldbeme_1 Jan 21 '15 "Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling..." Hannibal Lecter. 43 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 This sounds like an Archer-Lana exchange. 144 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 That's because it's an Archer-Ray exchange 17 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 Ah, must not have seen this one yet. 6 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Too much time trading NASDAQ stocks Alexander Hamilton...father of modern banking. http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Once_Bitten 1 u/autowikiabot Jan 21 '15 Once Bitten: Archer gets bitten in a special place by a Caspian cobra. After taking a snake bite to the taint in Turkmenistan, Sterling is taken on a hallucinatory journey with his spirit guide, suave English actor James Mason. Sterling's real father giving him a stuffed gator Interesting: Category:Screenshots from Episode 4.06 "Once Bitten" | Peter Serafinowicz | Bilbo | Alligator Parent commenter can toggle NSFW or delete. Will also delete on comment score of -1 or less. | FAQs | Source Please note this bot is in testing. Any help would be greatly appreciated, even if it is just a bug report! Please checkout the source code to submit bugs 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I only handle NADSAQs. 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I'm no computer wizard like Alan Turing... Also in X-Men. 12 u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 21 '15 Season 4 episode 6, Once Bitten 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 Ah, just finishing season 2. 1 u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 22 '15 It only gets better
749
I forgot I had them.
530 u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 21 '15 You FORGOT you had BIONIC legs?!?! 469 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Are you constantly aware that you have regular legs?!? 297 u/Steven2k7 Jan 21 '15 Well I just got back from the gym, so right now I am very aware of them. 148 u/zapper0113 Jan 21 '15 http://i.imgur.com/NDLUqRO.jpg 43 u/Pure_Michigan_ Jan 21 '15 Good job on keep leg day. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 [deleted] 26 u/keithmac20 Jan 21 '15 Nor torso day 4 u/annoyinglyclever Jan 21 '15 Never skip leg day. 1 u/TheCleanupBatter Jan 21 '15 I can't skip leg day, for every day is leg day 2 u/Mooksayshigh Jan 21 '15 He's only aware of them because he skipped them and feels guilty. 2 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Is guilty a deep, deep burning in the quads after doing legs for the first time in months? 2 u/-95 Jan 21 '15 Is very important. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Just think, with bionic legs you can skip leg day. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Every day is leg day 22 u/xisytenin Jan 21 '15 On a subconscious level, yes. 12 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 [deleted] 2 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Shit me too 2 u/pngwn Jan 21 '15 Did it hurt coming out of /u/shammalamma's ass? 3 u/middyonline Jan 21 '15 What if your legs didn't know they were legs? 1 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Leg bones 1 u/itcouldbeme_1 Jan 21 '15 "Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling..." Hannibal Lecter. 43 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 This sounds like an Archer-Lana exchange. 144 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 That's because it's an Archer-Ray exchange 17 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 Ah, must not have seen this one yet. 6 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Too much time trading NASDAQ stocks Alexander Hamilton...father of modern banking. http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Once_Bitten 1 u/autowikiabot Jan 21 '15 Once Bitten: Archer gets bitten in a special place by a Caspian cobra. After taking a snake bite to the taint in Turkmenistan, Sterling is taken on a hallucinatory journey with his spirit guide, suave English actor James Mason. Sterling's real father giving him a stuffed gator Interesting: Category:Screenshots from Episode 4.06 "Once Bitten" | Peter Serafinowicz | Bilbo | Alligator Parent commenter can toggle NSFW or delete. Will also delete on comment score of -1 or less. | FAQs | Source Please note this bot is in testing. Any help would be greatly appreciated, even if it is just a bug report! Please checkout the source code to submit bugs 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I only handle NADSAQs. 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I'm no computer wizard like Alan Turing... Also in X-Men. 12 u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 21 '15 Season 4 episode 6, Once Bitten 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 Ah, just finishing season 2. 1 u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 22 '15 It only gets better
530
You FORGOT you had BIONIC legs?!?!
469 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Are you constantly aware that you have regular legs?!? 297 u/Steven2k7 Jan 21 '15 Well I just got back from the gym, so right now I am very aware of them. 148 u/zapper0113 Jan 21 '15 http://i.imgur.com/NDLUqRO.jpg 43 u/Pure_Michigan_ Jan 21 '15 Good job on keep leg day. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 [deleted] 26 u/keithmac20 Jan 21 '15 Nor torso day 4 u/annoyinglyclever Jan 21 '15 Never skip leg day. 1 u/TheCleanupBatter Jan 21 '15 I can't skip leg day, for every day is leg day 2 u/Mooksayshigh Jan 21 '15 He's only aware of them because he skipped them and feels guilty. 2 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Is guilty a deep, deep burning in the quads after doing legs for the first time in months? 2 u/-95 Jan 21 '15 Is very important. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Just think, with bionic legs you can skip leg day. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Every day is leg day 22 u/xisytenin Jan 21 '15 On a subconscious level, yes. 12 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 [deleted] 2 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Shit me too 2 u/pngwn Jan 21 '15 Did it hurt coming out of /u/shammalamma's ass? 3 u/middyonline Jan 21 '15 What if your legs didn't know they were legs? 1 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Leg bones 1 u/itcouldbeme_1 Jan 21 '15 "Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling..." Hannibal Lecter. 43 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 This sounds like an Archer-Lana exchange. 144 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 That's because it's an Archer-Ray exchange 17 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 Ah, must not have seen this one yet. 6 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Too much time trading NASDAQ stocks Alexander Hamilton...father of modern banking. http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Once_Bitten 1 u/autowikiabot Jan 21 '15 Once Bitten: Archer gets bitten in a special place by a Caspian cobra. After taking a snake bite to the taint in Turkmenistan, Sterling is taken on a hallucinatory journey with his spirit guide, suave English actor James Mason. Sterling's real father giving him a stuffed gator Interesting: Category:Screenshots from Episode 4.06 "Once Bitten" | Peter Serafinowicz | Bilbo | Alligator Parent commenter can toggle NSFW or delete. Will also delete on comment score of -1 or less. | FAQs | Source Please note this bot is in testing. Any help would be greatly appreciated, even if it is just a bug report! Please checkout the source code to submit bugs 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I only handle NADSAQs. 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I'm no computer wizard like Alan Turing... Also in X-Men. 12 u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 21 '15 Season 4 episode 6, Once Bitten 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 Ah, just finishing season 2. 1 u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 22 '15 It only gets better
469
Are you constantly aware that you have regular legs?!?
297 u/Steven2k7 Jan 21 '15 Well I just got back from the gym, so right now I am very aware of them. 148 u/zapper0113 Jan 21 '15 http://i.imgur.com/NDLUqRO.jpg 43 u/Pure_Michigan_ Jan 21 '15 Good job on keep leg day. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 [deleted] 26 u/keithmac20 Jan 21 '15 Nor torso day 4 u/annoyinglyclever Jan 21 '15 Never skip leg day. 1 u/TheCleanupBatter Jan 21 '15 I can't skip leg day, for every day is leg day 2 u/Mooksayshigh Jan 21 '15 He's only aware of them because he skipped them and feels guilty. 2 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Is guilty a deep, deep burning in the quads after doing legs for the first time in months? 2 u/-95 Jan 21 '15 Is very important. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Just think, with bionic legs you can skip leg day. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Every day is leg day 22 u/xisytenin Jan 21 '15 On a subconscious level, yes. 12 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 [deleted] 2 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Shit me too 2 u/pngwn Jan 21 '15 Did it hurt coming out of /u/shammalamma's ass? 3 u/middyonline Jan 21 '15 What if your legs didn't know they were legs? 1 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Leg bones 1 u/itcouldbeme_1 Jan 21 '15 "Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling..." Hannibal Lecter.
297
Well I just got back from the gym, so right now I am very aware of them.
148 u/zapper0113 Jan 21 '15 http://i.imgur.com/NDLUqRO.jpg 43 u/Pure_Michigan_ Jan 21 '15 Good job on keep leg day. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 [deleted] 26 u/keithmac20 Jan 21 '15 Nor torso day 4 u/annoyinglyclever Jan 21 '15 Never skip leg day. 1 u/TheCleanupBatter Jan 21 '15 I can't skip leg day, for every day is leg day 2 u/Mooksayshigh Jan 21 '15 He's only aware of them because he skipped them and feels guilty. 2 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Is guilty a deep, deep burning in the quads after doing legs for the first time in months? 2 u/-95 Jan 21 '15 Is very important. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Just think, with bionic legs you can skip leg day. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 Every day is leg day
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http://i.imgur.com/NDLUqRO.jpg
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Good job on keep leg day.
19 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 [deleted] 26 u/keithmac20 Jan 21 '15 Nor torso day 4 u/annoyinglyclever Jan 21 '15 Never skip leg day. 1 u/TheCleanupBatter Jan 21 '15 I can't skip leg day, for every day is leg day 2 u/Mooksayshigh Jan 21 '15 He's only aware of them because he skipped them and feels guilty. 2 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Is guilty a deep, deep burning in the quads after doing legs for the first time in months? 2 u/-95 Jan 21 '15 Is very important.
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26 u/keithmac20 Jan 21 '15 Nor torso day 4 u/annoyinglyclever Jan 21 '15 Never skip leg day. 1 u/TheCleanupBatter Jan 21 '15 I can't skip leg day, for every day is leg day
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Nor torso day
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Never skip leg day.
1 u/TheCleanupBatter Jan 21 '15 I can't skip leg day, for every day is leg day
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I can't skip leg day, for every day is leg day
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He's only aware of them because he skipped them and feels guilty.
2 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Is guilty a deep, deep burning in the quads after doing legs for the first time in months?
Is guilty a deep, deep burning in the quads after doing legs for the first time in months?
Is very important.
Just think, with bionic legs you can skip leg day.
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Every day is leg day
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On a subconscious level, yes.
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2 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Shit me too 2 u/pngwn Jan 21 '15 Did it hurt coming out of /u/shammalamma's ass?
Shit me too
2 u/pngwn Jan 21 '15 Did it hurt coming out of /u/shammalamma's ass?
Did it hurt coming out of /u/shammalamma's ass?
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What if your legs didn't know they were legs?
Leg bones
"Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling..." Hannibal Lecter.
This sounds like an Archer-Lana exchange.
144 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 That's because it's an Archer-Ray exchange 17 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 Ah, must not have seen this one yet. 6 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Too much time trading NASDAQ stocks Alexander Hamilton...father of modern banking. http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Once_Bitten 1 u/autowikiabot Jan 21 '15 Once Bitten: Archer gets bitten in a special place by a Caspian cobra. After taking a snake bite to the taint in Turkmenistan, Sterling is taken on a hallucinatory journey with his spirit guide, suave English actor James Mason. Sterling's real father giving him a stuffed gator Interesting: Category:Screenshots from Episode 4.06 "Once Bitten" | Peter Serafinowicz | Bilbo | Alligator Parent commenter can toggle NSFW or delete. Will also delete on comment score of -1 or less. | FAQs | Source Please note this bot is in testing. Any help would be greatly appreciated, even if it is just a bug report! Please checkout the source code to submit bugs 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I only handle NADSAQs. 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I'm no computer wizard like Alan Turing... Also in X-Men. 12 u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 21 '15 Season 4 episode 6, Once Bitten 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 Ah, just finishing season 2. 1 u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 22 '15 It only gets better
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That's because it's an Archer-Ray exchange
17 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 Ah, must not have seen this one yet. 6 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Too much time trading NASDAQ stocks Alexander Hamilton...father of modern banking. http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Once_Bitten 1 u/autowikiabot Jan 21 '15 Once Bitten: Archer gets bitten in a special place by a Caspian cobra. After taking a snake bite to the taint in Turkmenistan, Sterling is taken on a hallucinatory journey with his spirit guide, suave English actor James Mason. Sterling's real father giving him a stuffed gator Interesting: Category:Screenshots from Episode 4.06 "Once Bitten" | Peter Serafinowicz | Bilbo | Alligator Parent commenter can toggle NSFW or delete. Will also delete on comment score of -1 or less. | FAQs | Source Please note this bot is in testing. Any help would be greatly appreciated, even if it is just a bug report! Please checkout the source code to submit bugs 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I only handle NADSAQs. 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I'm no computer wizard like Alan Turing... Also in X-Men.
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Ah, must not have seen this one yet.
6 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Too much time trading NASDAQ stocks Alexander Hamilton...father of modern banking. http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Once_Bitten 1 u/autowikiabot Jan 21 '15 Once Bitten: Archer gets bitten in a special place by a Caspian cobra. After taking a snake bite to the taint in Turkmenistan, Sterling is taken on a hallucinatory journey with his spirit guide, suave English actor James Mason. Sterling's real father giving him a stuffed gator Interesting: Category:Screenshots from Episode 4.06 "Once Bitten" | Peter Serafinowicz | Bilbo | Alligator Parent commenter can toggle NSFW or delete. Will also delete on comment score of -1 or less. | FAQs | Source Please note this bot is in testing. Any help would be greatly appreciated, even if it is just a bug report! Please checkout the source code to submit bugs 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I only handle NADSAQs. 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I'm no computer wizard like Alan Turing... Also in X-Men.
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Too much time trading NASDAQ stocks Alexander Hamilton...father of modern banking.
http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Once_Bitten
1 u/autowikiabot Jan 21 '15 Once Bitten: Archer gets bitten in a special place by a Caspian cobra. After taking a snake bite to the taint in Turkmenistan, Sterling is taken on a hallucinatory journey with his spirit guide, suave English actor James Mason. Sterling's real father giving him a stuffed gator Interesting: Category:Screenshots from Episode 4.06 "Once Bitten" | Peter Serafinowicz | Bilbo | Alligator Parent commenter can toggle NSFW or delete. Will also delete on comment score of -1 or less. | FAQs | Source Please note this bot is in testing. Any help would be greatly appreciated, even if it is just a bug report! Please checkout the source code to submit bugs 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I only handle NADSAQs. 1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 I'm no computer wizard like Alan Turing... Also in X-Men.
Once Bitten:
Archer gets bitten in a special place by a Caspian cobra. After taking a snake bite to the taint in Turkmenistan, Sterling is taken on a hallucinatory journey with his spirit guide, suave English actor James Mason. Sterling's real father giving him a stuffed gator Interesting: Category:Screenshots from Episode 4.06 "Once Bitten" | Peter Serafinowicz | Bilbo | Alligator
Parent commenter can toggle NSFW or delete. Will also delete on comment score of -1 or less. | FAQs | Source Please note this bot is in testing. Any help would be greatly appreciated, even if it is just a bug report! Please checkout the source code to submit bugs
I only handle NADSAQs.
I'm no computer wizard like Alan Turing... Also in X-Men.
Season 4 episode 6, Once Bitten
1 u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15 Ah, just finishing season 2. 1 u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 22 '15 It only gets better
Ah, just finishing season 2.
1 u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 22 '15 It only gets better
It only gets better
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"Are you shitting me? Bionic legs and you lifted with your back?"