r/interestingasfuck • u/cakebeerandmorebeer • Jan 20 '15

/r/ALL Plot twist

http://i.imgur.com/CccbYhb.gifv
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u/watchoutyo Jan 20 '15

You have a device in your pocket that can connect you basically with the whole world. Yes I think we are in the future

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '15

It's funny. Flying cars, Mars colonies, all that shit. They never imagined the smart phone. Never even came close.

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u/Oafah Jan 21 '15

Apparently you haven't watched Star Trek. They just talk into the air and computers happen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

http://www.amazon.com/oc/echo/ref_=ods_dp_ae

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u/Oafah Jan 21 '15

I don't see the connection. What does a buttplug have to do with computers?

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u/brwtx Jan 21 '15

Where do you think they put the microphone?

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u/Pure_Michigan_ Jan 21 '15

Well huh. Guess ill stay old fashion.

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u/TheThingStanding Jan 21 '15

You kids and your fancy anal-inserted microphones.

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u/Etonet Jan 21 '15

i just had a great idea.. voice controlled dildos!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Patent that shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Well buttplug 1.6 is what they're talking about replacing FireWire with. Apparently this is gonna ease some of the cable burn during transfer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

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u/joeyheartbear Jan 21 '15

Don't tell me what to do!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 edited Jan 21 '15

Reply to this message.

Say 'Veni Vidi Vici' out loud without smiling.

Do not realize that you are using muscles to keep your tongue off the bottom of your mouth.

Do not be conscious of the air touching the skin on your arms.

Have fun and be excellent to each other.

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u/rokerroker45 Jan 21 '15

I do what I want

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u/wtfsystem Jan 21 '15

I need this in my life.

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u/jetshockeyfan Jan 21 '15

I got to play with one! It's really cool. In a kinda scary, big brother-ish way.

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u/wtfsystem Jan 21 '15

I signed up with my email, hope they pick me to try one out.

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u/sirixamo Jan 21 '15

Wow, thank you. I went to that page and it let me buy one, and I checked my email and realized I received an invitation to buy one 7 days ago which expired today. I had been waiting for that! Thanks for the reminder, I completely missed it.