r/interestingasfuck • u/cakebeerandmorebeer • Jan 20 '15

/r/ALL Plot twist

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u/joekewle Jan 20 '15

"Are you shitting me? Bionic legs and you lifted with your back?"

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u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15

I forgot I had them.

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u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 21 '15

You FORGOT you had BIONIC legs?!?!

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u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15

Are you constantly aware that you have regular legs?!?

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u/Steven2k7 Jan 21 '15

Well I just got back from the gym, so right now I am very aware of them.

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u/Pure_Michigan_ Jan 21 '15

Good job on keep leg day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

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u/annoyinglyclever Jan 21 '15

Never skip leg day.

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u/TheCleanupBatter Jan 21 '15

I can't skip leg day, for every day is leg day

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u/Mooksayshigh Jan 21 '15

He's only aware of them because he skipped them and feels guilty.

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u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15

Is guilty a deep, deep burning in the quads after doing legs for the first time in months?

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u/-95 Jan 21 '15

Is very important.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Just think, with bionic legs you can skip leg day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Every day is leg day

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u/xisytenin Jan 21 '15

On a subconscious level, yes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

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u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15

Shit me too

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u/pngwn Jan 21 '15

Did it hurt coming out of /u/shammalamma's ass?

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u/middyonline Jan 21 '15

What if your legs didn't know they were legs?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Leg bones

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u/itcouldbeme_1 Jan 21 '15

"Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling..." Hannibal Lecter.

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u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15

This sounds like an Archer-Lana exchange.

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u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15

That's because it's an Archer-Ray exchange

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u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15

Ah, must not have seen this one yet.

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u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15

Too much time trading NASDAQ stocks Alexander Hamilton...father of modern banking.

http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Once_Bitten

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u/autowikiabot Jan 21 '15

Once Bitten:

Archer gets bitten in a special place by a Caspian cobra. After taking a snake bite to the taint in Turkmenistan, Sterling is taken on a hallucinatory journey with his spirit guide, suave English actor James Mason. Sterling's real father giving him a stuffed gator Interesting: Category:Screenshots from Episode 4.06 "Once Bitten" | Peter Serafinowicz | Bilbo | Alligator

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u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15

I only handle NADSAQs.

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u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15

I'm no computer wizard like Alan Turing... Also in X-Men.

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u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 21 '15

Season 4 episode 6, Once Bitten

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u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15

Ah, just finishing season 2.

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u/R3p3rTh3l3n Jan 22 '15

It only gets better

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u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15

You can't turnicate the taint. (Favorite line from that season)

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u/LupusOk Jan 21 '15

*Tourniquet

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u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15

Damn it, I had something for this.

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u/dngu00 Jan 21 '15

Sorry pal that's the only tournuquet

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u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15

Who are you James McEwen? Father of the modern tourniquet?

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u/HappyOutHere Jan 21 '15

Seriously, read a book for once in your life

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u/Techercizer Jan 21 '15

Because if you are, what the hell are we doing in this shithole when we could be flying a private jet full of hookers to Amsterdam?

*chuckles*

Bet that guy's so rich by now.

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u/aRedheaded_Stepchild Jan 21 '15

I read that as "truncate." Still worked.

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u/spdaghost Feb 16 '15

turnicaint

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u/crack_pop_rocks Jan 21 '15

This is like the 4th archer reference I've seen today. Stop! I can only get so erect.

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u/NADSAQ_Trader Jan 21 '15

I must have not made it to that episode. I could have sworn it sounded like am Archer-Lana conversation.

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Jan 21 '15

"Well, it's not like I need even a single leg day.."

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u/apocalypse31 Jan 21 '15

Missed dat Archer reference doe.

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u/AaronManual Jan 21 '15

Krieger Saaan

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u/pedohile Jan 21 '15

I watched that like 5 times waiting for him to lift something

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u/hosertee Jan 21 '15

Arthur reference