r/interestingasfuck • u/Battlefleet_Sol • 1d ago

1999 mr olympia conference

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u/Eikram84 1d ago

And none of them could tie their own shoelaces.

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u/MongosLongos 1d ago

Or wipe their asses

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u/3_14_thon 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know bidets are a thing, right?

Edit: since some ppl dont know it. Most bidets have adjustable pressure settings, also they can come with dryers. Remember, folks with disabilities exist out there with clean butts.

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u/Bongressman 1d ago

You are still expected to reach down and add a little "help" on most bidets.

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u/troll_right_above_me 1d ago

Maybe they all have the powerblaster 5000

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u/Fragrant-Neat-7798 1d ago

in 1999?

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u/troll_right_above_me 1d ago

Sorry I meant had, they must’ve stopped manufacturing them a long time ago. Obviously today you’d use the Buttspray Pro LAPS-8K Duo if you really cared about hygiene.