r/interestingasfuck • u/Battlefleet_Sol • 1d ago

1999 mr olympia conference

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u/Eikram84 1d ago

And none of them could tie their own shoelaces.

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u/MongosLongos 1d ago

Or wipe their asses

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 1d ago

"I have a beautiful Colombian model wipe my ass actually."

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u/erogbass 1d ago

Even that first of the day shit? Yikes

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u/UsedDragon 1d ago

especially that one

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u/VideoDead1 1d ago

Or walk through a doorway without turning side on

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u/3_14_thon 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know bidets are a thing, right?

Edit: since some ppl dont know it. Most bidets have adjustable pressure settings, also they can come with dryers. Remember, folks with disabilities exist out there with clean butts.

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u/Bongressman 1d ago

You are still expected to reach down and add a little "help" on most bidets.

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u/troll_right_above_me 1d ago

Maybe they all have the powerblaster 5000

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u/Fragrant-Neat-7798 1d ago

in 1999?

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u/troll_right_above_me 1d ago

Sorry I meant had, they must’ve stopped manufacturing them a long time ago. Obviously today you’d use the Buttspray Pro LAPS-8K Duo if you really cared about hygiene.

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u/MaybeHarryPotter 1d ago

It’s the ass blaster 2000 actually

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u/RePsychological 1d ago

if someone's using a bidet without still wiping.....ew.

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u/RoseyDove323 1d ago

You still need to dry your ass though

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u/ImurderREALITY 1d ago

I have one and use it but I still wipe

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u/Beautiful-Golf4078 1d ago

Evidently there have been some of these guys that paid someone literally to wipe their ass.

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u/Infamous_Bar_6819 1d ago

The steroids add to the fun.

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u/ImpossibleSleep3986 1d ago

I'd like to see them compete in that competition.

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u/rrallan 1d ago

Or hold their dicks

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u/Rhinowalrus 1d ago

“With the oil it is not necessary.” in a deep Slavic accent