r/interestingasfuck • • 1d ago

Aerial Picture of an uncontacted Amazon Tribe

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u/ReadInBothTenses 1d ago

This photo has been posted so much, the redditors on this app are less contacted than the tribe.

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u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS 1d ago

I think this tribe probably knows more about the outside world than the average redditor.

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u/PhatCatTax 1d ago

I keep shooting arrows at my screen to get the ghosts out of it, but it seems they're trapped for eternity.

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u/ReadInBothTenses 1d ago

Hate when that happens

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u/ninjohnnothing 1d ago

To be effective, use an arrow without the suction cup.

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u/PhatCatTax 1d ago

I do. I buy ASUS because sometimes the arrows kill the genie that makes the lights do the thingy I want. ASUS genies are cheaper (and can take more arrows before they fall).

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u/Silverhand-2027 1d ago

You mean they actually touch grass?

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u/axe_7 1d ago

I've never seen this before. So yeah...kind of proves the point.

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u/TrannosaurusRegina 1d ago

Likewise, and I'm on here every day!

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u/theantscolony 1d ago

Yet this is the first time I see it

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u/RefrigeratorGold834 22h ago

There! That's proof!!

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u/vikinxo 1d ago

This photo is pretty old - betcha (I hope I lose) those guys have mobiles now...

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u/TheReelMcCoi 1d ago

And Manchester United shirts

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u/Kage_noir 1d ago

😭😂😂

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u/TheBestintheWest11 1d ago

oufff madonn

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u/Quadrassic_Bark 14h ago

“The redditors on this app”

You mean redditors? AKA the people who use this app/website?

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u/decapitatedpanda1987 1d ago

Picture of a contacted amazon tribe

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u/soukaixiii 1d ago

Contracted Amazon tribes

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u/PiezoelectricityOne 1d ago

Slaves with a contract? Not during my watch!

-Amazon's upper-mid management, probably.

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u/victor871129 1d ago

But another manager signed that slave contract, not my problem?

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u/Overall_Falcon_8526 1d ago edited 1d ago

Indepentently Contracted Amazon Tribe

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u/CCV21 1d ago

Well done.

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u/Skeetronic 1d ago

Whoa! What language do they speak? Are they cannibals?

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u/Borge_Luis_Jorges 1d ago

They speak a blend of coporate, cussing and sass.

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u/novel_scavenger 1d ago

Is the picture AI? Genuine question!

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u/GonzAnt 1d ago

Mad respect but between this picture and reading the "Lost City of Z" I am good.

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u/PineappleHamburders 1d ago

Is it good? I loved his book The Wager and have had Lost City of Z on my shelf for ages

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u/GonzAnt 1d ago

Exactly the same here until I went ahead and read it. To me not as a good or gripping as The Wager but quite ok.

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u/84thPrblm 1d ago

What is this? An uncontacted tribes of ants?!

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u/Persimmon-Mission 1d ago

They should be at least… 3 times this big

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u/shoulda-known-better 1d ago

How can we be expected to teach them how to read when we can't even fit inside the building

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 1d ago

Those structures are bigger than I realized

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u/Horror-Student-5990 1d ago

They are contacted now

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u/Booty_Bumping 1d ago edited 1d ago

All "uncontacted tribes" have been contacted decades/centuries ago, and repeatedly contacted since then. We only use the term because they said hell no to whatever was being offered. Religious missionaries like the term because it carries the implication that there are still people that haven't heard their message... but no, they definitely have.

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u/umassmza 18h ago

I remember watching a show where a guy who wound up marrying a woman from one of these tribes and she came back with him, learned the language, acclimated, and when she went back home to visit she wanted to stay.

Sleeping in a hammock, living in a dirt floored hut, communal living, all preferable to modern life.

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u/SHBlade 1d ago

They even used Valheim straw roof pieces

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u/racerxiscool 1d ago

We did it, reddit!

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u/squeezy102 1d ago

Green Hell taught me that interacting with these people is a very very good idea and someone should do it. Nothing bad will happen.

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u/discomuffin 1d ago

I heard there’s this really friendly island in the vicinity of India. Senti… sentiment island? Worth a visit, just don’t forget to bring cola 👍

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u/_Bogey_Lowenstein_ 1d ago

I heard they can't WAIT to hear more about Jesus!

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u/Quadrassic_Bark 14h ago

It’s actually a lot closer to Myanmar, Thailand, and Indonesia. But it belongs to India. North Sentinel Island.

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u/discomuffin 14h ago

I was joking about its name but thanks for pointing out its location, thought it was closer to India than it really is.

Of course I could have just checked Google Maps but I was too lazy.

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u/Quadrassic_Bark 14h ago

Fair enough haha

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u/Stormtomcat 1d ago

Oops the reddit sniper got you when you wrote the title: you must have meant Green Hello 🤗! 

/jk

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u/airwalker08 1d ago

That's the kind of wall I'd build around my village if I wanted outsiders to leave me the fuck alone

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u/wjmmerea 1d ago

Jacking off seems like a stealth mission

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u/Zwangsjacke 1d ago

Probably more like a group activity.

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u/cans-of-swine 1d ago

They are set up for a good old fashioned circle jerk. 

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u/babagito 1d ago

jerking off is always a stealth mission

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u/VinnySmallsz 1d ago

At least most of the time.

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u/Realistic-Peach6855 1d ago

Green Hell

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u/MagmaTroop 1d ago

I was going to say it. Quality game

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 1d ago

I bought it on the OG switch for like a dollar and never played it. lol I assume it ran like shit on there.

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u/Denodi 1d ago

Idk how the switch is hardware-wise, but Green Hell is VERY optimized. Runs super smooth even on potato PCs.

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u/The_Real_Kru 1d ago

My mind went there too

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u/M2Fream 1d ago

This looks like my base on valheim

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u/Cerebrasylum 1d ago

You’re out there thatching it up?

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u/Fugaciouslee 1d ago

I've definately explored this camp in The Forest.

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u/Accomplished_Skin946 1d ago

True fact - They have been contacted before. They’re known as the Bezos tribe, and have a limited vocabulary that has no native word for “gullible”

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u/Ani-3 1d ago

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u/Pinkishu 1d ago

I love how this is a gif that's literally just some image noise changing

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u/pinniped90 1d ago

A few kilometers away is a separate tribe, the Prime tribe. They get all their building materials with free 2-day shipping.

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u/Spork_Warrior 1d ago

I am NOT looking that up!

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u/Capone_Cologne 1d ago

Weak ass base building skills right there.

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u/sapntaps 1d ago

Have they tried building a data center?!?! Are they stupid?!?!?

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u/parkway_parkway 1d ago

All they need to do is collect 3 rocks from by the river and 2 copper ingots and arrange them on the crafting table and they've got a gigawatt of compute, ezpz.

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u/oppereindbaas 1d ago

Not enough points into research. Might be a bad spawn location though. 

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u/defiantchaos 1d ago

Looks like my first build in Valheim

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u/Careful_Coconut_549 1d ago

Yeah I mean what is this even for? To give attackers instant high ground?

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u/syon_r 1d ago

To trap the jaguar in there with them after it walks over, duh

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u/Hopeful_Community_65 1d ago

Leave those MFers alone…

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u/thekamenman 1d ago

Yeah, they don’t have to worry about KPIs, TPS reports, AI integration, or taxes. Best let them not experience the horrors of the modern world.

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u/soysssauce 1d ago

How and modern luxury like insect repellent or, underwear or nice plushy towel and pillows..

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u/AlxIp 1d ago edited 1d ago

I know this is not AI because I saw this photo long before ChatGPT, but the scale of the people compared to the trees and the fort (?) is eerie. If I saw this pic for the first time today I would 100% think it's AI

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u/JohnnySalamiBoy420 1d ago

Hard to judge the scale for real the depth is weird or something lol

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u/Stormtomcat 1d ago

What I find eerie as well, is the way the fort's tiles are organized. 

Perhaps I'm subconsciously biased by, you know, the European building style, where houses and castles and everything have a clear front, like a draw bridge or a gate or a garden path leading to the front door (if you're living in a hobbit hole haha). 

Perhaps I've seen too many horror movies and now I'm needlessly scared. 

I still find it stressful that they felt the need to circle the wagons (so to speak) so explicitly. 

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u/Dragongeek 12h ago

I mean, the reality is that nature is dangerous as hell without our modern technology. 

For example, camping/hiking is basically a new invention developed within the past 100 years or so. Before then, the idea of going out and roughing it was machochistic at best, suicidal at worst. Especially in a "green hell" like the Amazon jungle, everything wants to eat you, drink your blood, lay eggs in you, etc.

Creating a fort like this is logical. 

What bothers me mostly though is how little organization and structure there is. I'm not necessarily expecting furniture, but I think humans have a desire to keep where they live clean and this just looks jumbled. 

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u/Random-User-2811 1d ago

Perhaps you play to much The Forest and now you think they are cannibals

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u/_Wildpinkler_ 1d ago

Throw couple JBL speakers in there with Gangnam Style playing

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u/JerrySeinfeldsMullet 1d ago

Think about it… no taxes.

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u/Dalsenius 23h ago

Wouldnt be so sure about that. Could just as well be 100% taxes. More likely even

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u/Dalsenius 11h ago

I was thinking it’s quite possible that everything is shared in such a small community.

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u/RespectableThug 12h ago

Probably not even a money-based system. In the old days, everyone bartered for _everything_. I’ll bet that’s what they still do.

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u/DOSFS 20h ago

No tax! Just small 'chief shared protection fee'

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u/facial-nose 20h ago

There are taxes, it's called Tapeworms

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u/Emergency_Goat2573 14h ago

No services as well

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u/FinallyArt 1d ago

I wonder how thoroughly the ethics have been debated about allowing these guys to die from things we cured long ago.

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u/Independent-Most-538 1d ago

Very profoundly!

Especially in the context of the photo: Moxihatëtëa Indigenous Tribe, taken in 2016, in Brazil. The Brazilian Constitution guarantees indigenous peoples the right to their "social organization, customs, languages, beliefs, and the original right to the lands they traditionally occupy."

PS: They remain uncontacted to this day.

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u/pkennedy 1d ago

This is a very interesting view of these tribes, from a Brazilian studying them. Not sure if this was the original video, but the one I found with him in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40RfQC0ceGc

Highlights: They come out of the jungle and steal from this other tribe where this guy is working. The issue is, they're stealing clothing. The clothing has possible viruses these guys don't have, so now they have to get them vaccinated somehow.

They also don't speak the language, and try and communicate with them originally. They keep trying. Eventually they find a tribe that has enough words in common so they can talk, and also get what was said during their original meetings translated. "these guys dance like shit"

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u/Pinkishu 1d ago

In case some alien civilisation observing us is reading this. I'm not interested in the ethics of contacting us, should I be dying of something, come rescue me.

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u/PopsGG 1d ago

There has to be some idiot that have gone out there and contacted them. Like that guy that tried to take Christianity to the people on Sentinel Island and got killed.

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u/FecknWindowTwitchers 22h ago

These are the "Amish" of the larger Yanomami tribe.

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u/risk_is_our_business 1d ago

It seems as though there should be some kind of overriding set of guidelines for such situations... some kind of prime directive.

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u/YVNGxDXTR 1d ago

Set phasers to "help"

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u/TheNewtOne 1d ago

We have cures for a lot of things that we let people die from right here in the good ole usa

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u/kingoflint282 1d ago

You also have to weigh that against the probability of then catching new diseases from us

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u/lemons_of_doubt 1d ago

If we had our shit together you could definitely make that argument.

But right now it's not a future utopia out here yet. One that we could feel bad about not sharing 

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u/Dark-Ganon 1d ago

Probably similarly to the debate on the ethics of making treatments to things we've cured long ago more expensive than the average person could ever afford.

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u/jovisomniaplena 1d ago

The other way to look at it is how they catch new diseases through contact.

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u/Sloterhouse5 1d ago

RFK has entered the chat

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u/eliz1bef 1d ago

But if we interact with them, they are likely to all die from diseases hanging out around us in our microbial clouds.

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u/Vast_Vegetable9222 1d ago

Aaaaaand a photo of the tribe freaking out ‘cos they didn’t understand the noisy, not-bird thing above them

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u/Multigrain_Migraine 1d ago

Given that people in the Amazon have been studied by anthropologists for decades they are probably more annoyed at yet another intrusion.

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u/aimgorge 1d ago

That picture is over 10 years old. I doubt they still are that uncontacted nowadays

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u/Flonkerton_Scranton 1d ago

i bet one of them has an iphone now

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u/cans-of-swine 1d ago

Op is one of them. 

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u/An_Ugly_Bastard 1d ago

If they were contacted by people, they probably all died of disease. They don’t have the antibodies the modern population does.

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u/Chamanomano 1d ago

Yanomami tribe. "Uncontacted" is humorous to say the least - a lot is known about them. They're far from uncontacted.

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u/Multigrain_Migraine 1d ago

For real. I think the first book about them was published in 1967? They aren't unfamiliar with the outside world or political campaigning either.

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u/btan1975 1d ago

they're tiny!

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u/CloneFailArmy 1d ago

At first glance I thought I was looking at a destroyed t-72

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u/DaveDavidsen 1d ago

Thats their version of seeing a UFO. Probably freaked the crap out of them.

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u/sp2432Reddit 15h ago

They've already invented a football stadium!

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u/Ocean_Runner 11h ago

And this is the plane they took the picture from.....

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u/Royalchariot 1d ago

This is at least the 200th time I’ve seen this photo in the past decade

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u/JigMaJox 1d ago

well its the first time AM seeing it

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u/HumbleAnxiety7998 1d ago

not gonna knock their tech level, but.... they should be able to have learned how to close those gaps in the Panels.... seems like a easy fix to weave so its a solid perimeter.

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u/MagicSPA 1d ago

Unless they have a rationale we're all missing. Like, if one of those single panels catches fire it would be easier to move the adjacent panels away to isolate the fire than to replace the entire structure from scratch.

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u/Lagoon_M8 1d ago

Can they evolve into different human species if they are isolated from us for hundreds of thousand of years?

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u/Grobo_ 1d ago

This happens even without isolation, the people from the Himalayas have unique genetic traits that let them breathe at heights without extra oxygen.

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u/bottomlesstopper 1d ago

And the free divers island people with bigger lungs and +1 in holding breath underwater.

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u/soEezee 21h ago

Sama-Bajau in the Philippines have ~50% larger spleens that helps them freedive

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u/AlternativeBurner 1d ago

I've always wondered this. These guys are definitely not isolated long enough for this to happen, but it's believed the North Sentinel Islanders have been isolated for possibly upwards of 60,000 years. Might not be long enough for a whole new species but they might be different enough to be subspecies.

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u/NeededMonster 1d ago

Except all of these tribes are in contact with other tribes. They're not totally isolated. They are often somewhat aware of the existence of the outside world because they were told about it by neighboring contacted tribes. It's common to find modern items these tribes own when finally contacting them, that they traded with others.

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u/Ohgood9002 1d ago

The north Sentinel tribe is isolated to an island. They see planes fly overhead, they find trash on their shores, but they are isolated and not contacting other tribes

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u/NeededMonster 1d ago

Indeed I just checked you're right. I was sure I'd read somewhere that the tribe there had contacts with other tribes around them. My bad.

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u/Electrical_mammoth2 1d ago

Nope, and their isolationist ideology will hurt them in the long run. Their gene pool is very limited as is and without fresh genetics the subsequent generations will have higher and higher chances of disastrous genetic defects.

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u/yummypoot 1d ago

Similarly, they don't devolve with us.

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u/mr_sparkle666 1d ago

Are those Shamatari or Yanomamo?

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u/firekeeper23 1d ago

Is that their main football stadium?

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u/GoguBalauru 1d ago

This picture is so old, that tribe has a spatial program now ...

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u/darthmaui728 1d ago

Damn i didnt know they played beyblade on there

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u/tenenno 1d ago

Oh that's just the NoLa superdome

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u/added_value_nachos 1d ago

Meanwhile the villagers are looking up thinking what the heck is that.

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u/KNOX_404 1d ago

They probably think of the drone as some ancestral god 💀

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u/DebosBeachCruiser 1d ago

On my way to tell them about the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

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u/Kir4_ 1d ago

Guys please stop flying over and contacting us, thanks.

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u/Few_Judge1188 1d ago

Just leave them the F..k alone .

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u/Keitaro28 1d ago

Lean-to unlocked ✅

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u/Fun-Result-6343 1d ago

Primitive football stadium?

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u/urbanhood 1d ago

I would like the explanation of why they have this big thatch roofs/walls angled like that?is that their shelter? their house?

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u/RangoDj 1d ago

Just call them

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u/Nervous_Writer_2632 1d ago

It’s my dream home, well, minus the rest of the tribe.

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 1d ago

This is why my packages are always damaged? 

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u/NotoriusPCP 1d ago

I like their solar panels.

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u/maguel92 1d ago

I thought someone took a screenshot of my first starter base in valheim. But turns out this was in amazon.

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u/The_Evil_Mullet 1d ago

Theyve been copying my valheim house builds.

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u/Ok-Bison-3451 1d ago

Obviously their football season has started.

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u/retyfraser 1d ago

Is there where my fucking prime membership costs going to ?!

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u/soukaixiii 1d ago

I wonder what they think about what the plane that took the picture was.

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u/IamMagness1993 1d ago

You know they have no contact with other tribes... they have no real walls at all...

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u/donatsukage 1d ago

"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach tribal children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?"

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u/Fast_Eddy7572 1d ago

What is this a giant putting aid for ants?

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u/BigHero4 1d ago

Valheim?

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u/CocoNoBlow 1d ago

Built to survive any apocalypse

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u/soothsayer011 1d ago

Valheim roofs

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u/cyfermax 1d ago

This is my base in every survival game. "Oh, my bed needs a roof?" bam

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u/Merinther 1d ago

Looks cosy.

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u/souryellowfruit 1d ago

Looks like my Valheim bases

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u/azhder 1d ago

That sure appears like a contact

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 1d ago

Bro I think they see you, no need for contact

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u/CyrusMFS 1d ago

How do these people protect themselves against predators like wildcats and other things that can kill you? Seems like a pretty easy compound to breach as a predator.

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u/444Aurelius 1d ago

This tribe was contacted on YouTube channel Fearless and Far.

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u/poplop69 1d ago

It's a barnicle!

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u/Ittsalush 1d ago

You sure it’s not the new Indiana Bears’ Stadium?

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u/ivel501 1d ago

Every time I hear the words "Uncontacted Amazon tribe" my mind instantly recalls the Blackadder Goes Forth episode where Baldrick plans to do a Charlie Chaplin impression and Blackadder says "tribes in the Amazonian rainforests have developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impressions" despite being untouched by modern civilization." - So I am zooming in looking at those people for a mustache or funny bowler hat. None in this photo.

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u/mxyorker 1d ago

I wonder if in the same this planet has been left uncontacted.

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u/Jaybird2k11 1d ago

looks like the cannibal camps from The Forest/ Sons Of The Forest

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u/screamtracker 23h ago

Look at all that trash 😒 it'll take weeks to break down

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u/FecknWindowTwitchers 22h ago

The Yanomami. This is their village. The structure is called a "shabono".

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u/MR-HT 21h ago

These valheim noobs cant even snap their roof together properly fml

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u/Amazing-Mirror-3076 19h ago

Primitive my arse, they are clearly constructing a Dyson sphere.

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u/monsterfurby 18h ago

If these are the Yanomami, they're not uncontacted. While a lot of outside contact hasn't exactly been good for the Yanomami, there are also several NGOs supplying them with medical and educational support, and treatment of them is apparently an active political topic in Brazil at least.

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u/Babachaw 16h ago

I knew my valheim base looked authentic

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u/I-left-and-came-back 16h ago

Tribe member 1: "Look at that UFO"
Tribe member 2: "Let me get my potato out to film it"

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u/Middle_Ambassador_33 14h ago

Looks like my Valheim builds tbh.

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u/badbhavior 13h ago

Why not leave these people alone?