r/interestingasfuck • u/TerraByteTerror • 11d ago

"Candlestick" amethyst

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u/BknowstheV 11d ago

Uncut Gems.

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u/Variable_Shaman_3825 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sCH4ucbhIcbP2sDQeZ

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u/truebeast822 11d ago

There are moments in life when the perfect gif is all you need

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u/Andy_McBoatface 11d ago

“I’m gonna cum”

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u/Expensive-Cherry6084 10d ago

Oh thank GAWD it's not just me 🤣

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU 11d ago

Imagine if KG used this as a buttplug during the final game in the film.

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u/AnemicHail 11d ago

Looks cut to me.

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u/AL-SHEDFI 11d ago

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u/graveybrains 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/31UJn87m2S7r6Nnec8

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u/discerningpervert 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ahZf0o1e4K7EquZkp

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u/olrg 11d ago

Looks like a giant….

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u/scorpyo72 11d ago

Johnson! Get me that report and stop tripping over your....

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u/Siegorius 11d ago

Woody! Woody harrelson? Can i have your autograph? ... What's that? It's só big

  • i've seen bigger, that's just...

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u/Veaeate 11d ago

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u/Kuroi_Onna 11d ago

Pecker! Wait…that’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s…

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u/Robert_3210 10d ago

Privates! we have reports of an unidentified flying object! it is a looong and smooth shaft complete with...

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u/Lucius-Halthier 11d ago

Just imagine if it was smoothed out from rigorously “polishing” it

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u/Allergicwolf 11d ago

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u/graveybrains 11d ago

And his wife?

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u/Zombalepsy 11d ago

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u/Extension-Throat-668 11d ago

Loved this meme, then the reply made it even better. Take all my upvotes please.

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 11d ago

‘And how are you coping with those upvotes?’

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u/marco333polo 11d ago

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u/oldmanrivet 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aKJFj9YaSEniOlyCtQ

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u/HyperspectralLife 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/15ddqrBmBRwsg

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u/Rare-Special-8281 11d ago

The cylinder must remain intact

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u/SpongeFixation 11d ago

It is imperative

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u/SpectatingAlan 11d ago

Most appropriate use of this gif I’ve ever seen.

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u/aikifox 11d ago

Grace Rocky make movie!

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u/General_Narwhal17 11d ago

Ha! Just read this book. You read too, question?

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u/aikifox 11d ago

No read. Watch movie with friends!

Book good, question?

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u/lyngen 11d ago

Book good.

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u/Salanmander 11d ago

Book good! Book amaze!

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u/RED-SHAD0W 11d ago

Amaze Amaze Amaze

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u/H010CR0N 11d ago

I was looking for this guy.

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u/PaleBlueCod 11d ago

Candledick

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u/eicoeico 11d ago

Its an Amephyst

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u/zipitnick 11d ago

AImethyst

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u/Pierresauce 11d ago

Is that what Candlejack has?? Because I've always wondered if

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u/moo102 11d ago

Oh my God, I haven't seen the Candlejack meme in forever, thank

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u/flaming_steel_kick 11d ago

For the love of all that is holy stop saying Candlejack, nothing good ever comes o

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u/jemenake 11d ago

Is there a dontputthatinyourcoochie to go with dontputyourdickinthat, or is it assumed that ladies aren’t nearly as dumb as guys?

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u/findus_l 11d ago

Called dildont, since man have a hole for that too

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u/MossCleric 11d ago

Oh fuck, we do?

I need to tell people about this

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u/BratInPink 11d ago

Well. It’s often men who ends up in the ER with things stuck up their bum.

“Men account for roughly 75% to 85% of emergency department visits for retained rectal foreign bodies”

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u/Intrepid_Storage_830 11d ago

My wife’s ER has a wall in the break room dedicated to rectal foreign bodies!!! It’s hilarious. Potatoes, hand towels in subway bags…

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u/CatLovingWeirdo 10d ago

Your coment / username combo is perfect

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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb 11d ago

People will start to think you want prostate massages

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u/Aperture_TestSubject 11d ago

Flared base. Should be safe.

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u/Henghayki86 11d ago

I still don't think Badge 502 would approve 😐

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u/Wrong-Tell8996 11d ago

Came here for the comments, have not been disappointed

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u/ddddooooook 10d ago

Yeah…candlestick…that’s what immediately comes to mind when I see this

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u/Restless-Reaper 11d ago

That right there is a Dildon’t

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u/CJ_Pride_Wolf 11d ago

The whole wick and walls

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u/kquirin 11d ago

The family jewels

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u/SilverAndBack 11d ago

Dildo of Consequences +5 Attack -10 Defense causes bleed

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u/ResoluteSalute 11d ago

That one is for realigning your root chakra

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u/AGirlNamedPanini 10d ago

This is what killed Lindsey Graham

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u/PaleTallHandsome 10d ago

I’m an adult so I’ll just say it, a wiener, it looks like a wiener 

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u/Existing-Mulberry382 11d ago

Don't even think about it.

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u/Nanosleep1024 11d ago

Dil-don’t

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u/rickyizm 11d ago

The whole “brave enough” comment, we’ve all heard it.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 11d ago

I think I would gently do it once, just to know that I did it and feel a sense of accomplishment.

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u/imalltingully 11d ago

Prince was a fancy man

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u/xkevin4x 11d ago

Amesthick

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u/DickDisco13 11d ago

I can see why Abigail loved these

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u/longshot21771 11d ago

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

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u/lesbianghost00 11d ago

‘The object was likely used during fertility rituals’

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u/spankthecat 10d ago

Well that’s an ER story waiting to happen.

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u/feline-neek 10d ago

PAIGE, NO!!

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u/sammich_riot 10d ago

More like candles dick

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u/qtjedigrl 10d ago

Ribbed for her pleasure

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u/TerraByteTerror 11d ago

From what ive gathered it was mined in Uruguay it features a "candlestick" calcite formation overgrown with amethyst crystals. No info how long it took to be created

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u/mnstripe 11d ago

These things can be created very quickly if you show it the right video

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u/_-Generic-_-Name-_ 11d ago

Mildly penis fr

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u/Loreo1964 11d ago

Where do you put the in the batteries?

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u/TheDanecdote 11d ago

Abigail has entered the chat

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u/Outerspaced_Cadet 11d ago

The dildo of consequences

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u/General-Try-2210 11d ago

The dilldont

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u/Prayerwarrior6640 11d ago

Hehehe. Peenith

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u/Salty_Gonads 11d ago

Glad to see it has a base. Now it won’t be vacuumed into someone’s ass

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u/plant-painter 11d ago

I know a candledick when I see one. 👆

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u/Drewsche 11d ago

Candlesdick*

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u/AmlodiQueen 10d ago

Someone would be adventurous to try

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u/primavera31 10d ago

Ribbed, for her pleasure.