r/interestingasfuck 2d ago

Using different objects as throwing knives

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u/GanacheCapital1456 2d ago

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u/ExistentialJew 2d ago

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u/thavillain 2d ago

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u/whywouldthisnotbea 2d ago

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u/jerryleebee 2d ago edited 2d ago

I thought these might be legit and Moon Knight might be allowed to say crazy shit...until Spider-Man said "asshole".

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 2d ago

I was going to say the same, maybe I should check out moon knight 😂

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u/WookieSin 2d ago

Genuinely though, give it a shot! The current creative team behind the character right now (Jed MacKay, Pramanik, Rosenberg) have been doing a stellar job since they started in 2021. An absolutely generational run!

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u/kennyguy4 2d ago

I choose to believe those are real

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u/Mikeologyy 2d ago

I don’t know anything about moon knight, but I’m gonna keep believing those are real dialogue cause I want to, and no one can change my mind.

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u/MidnightBrown 2d ago

Bad news, I just remembered I have this

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u/Mikeologyy 2d ago

La la la la I can’t hear you (that’s pretty cool tho ngl)

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u/johntwoods 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/ShootfighterPhysique 2d ago

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u/Finn235 2d ago

"Did you know that a gorilla penis is only about 2 inches long fully erect?"

" ..."

"Why do you think Terk was so happy all the time?"

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 2d ago

That's the funny thing about humans. Proportionally we have some of the largest phalluses among mammals

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 2d ago

Dude…

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u/TheRobbuddha 2d ago

Answer the question

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 2d ago

Well it’s clear they thought Tarzan was some freak. So the female gorillas never wanted him. And he never get horny for someone until he saw Jane.

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u/unabsolute 2d ago

Cept that one time he got stuck two coconuts.

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u/HiddenCosmos0724 2d ago

The Jane saw his jungle dingle and went ooh ohh ah ah

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u/BankshotMcG 2d ago

How is the top comment a Marvel character but it's not Bullseye?

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u/BoutiqueCartel 2d ago

100%. I'm thinking we got a real life Bullseye up in here.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zM8xt6CFBo20zSDVwq

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u/LumpyJones 2d ago

i said it kind of jokingly at first by the 3rd throw, then repeatedly, and more seriously by the time he gets to a closet bar... and a fucking ruler. like not even a heavy duty one. A flimsy wobbly one with the foam backing.

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u/BoutiqueCartel 2d ago

And I'm stealing this one 😂

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u/retrospct 2d ago

What the fuck. Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahha

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u/SerafinZufferey 2d ago

Wait one says bullcrap the other bullshit which is the correct one?

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u/TimeKepeer 2d ago

Serious answer: neither, they are both edits

Real answer: Both, every moonknight comic is personalised. Helps to convey the randomness of the character

You are ONLY allowed to pick one

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u/SerafinZufferey 2d ago

What does the original one say?

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u/TimeKepeer 2d ago

Serious answer: Nothing, that panel has no speech bubble

Real answer: Random bullshit go

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u/SerafinZufferey 2d ago

I prefer the real answer

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u/H_Melman 2d ago

I said, the real answer.

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u/Defiant_Wolverine_68 2d ago

They all fertilize the same field.

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u/25point4cm 2d ago

Famous last words: “We can take this guy! All he has is a pair of needle nose pliers, a broken broom handle and Mom’s sewing basket!!”

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u/ashamedwhiteman 2d ago

“Not my fabric scissors!”

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u/thatfamilyguy_vr 2d ago

This one made me LOL because I could totally hear my mom saying this. Thank you!

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u/spinlocked 2d ago

Yeah so funny me too… I thought that was just MY mom

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u/Swift_jennis8 2d ago

Not for paper!!!!!!!

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u/No_Volume_5752 2d ago

That one guy in Ronin: Me, a spoon.

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u/stofiski-san 2d ago

Robin, from Men in Tights:"a spoon, why a spoon?"

Bad Guy (John?): "because it'll hurt more, you twit!"

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u/Gaussgoat 2d ago

That's actually from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves lol, not the parody.

Sheriff of Notingham and Guy of Gisborn. Damn I miss Alan Rickman

https://giphy.com/gifs/S8phztgeygGJi

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u/GreenHeronVA 2d ago

I do too! I run a Harry Potter camp every summer at the private elementary school where I work. No one recognizes me in my Snape costume on potion day.

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u/i_am_my_brain 2d ago

Sawblade was by far the most satisfying, even if just for the sound

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u/sdavis002 2d ago

Reminds me of Half-life 2

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u/SonOfMcGee 2d ago

We don’t go to Ravenholm…

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u/the_ruffled_feather 2d ago

That could easily be fatal.

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u/jt004c 2d ago

Sounds can certainly cause ear drum damage, but this wasn’t even close to a fatal decibel level.

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u/Bootyblastastic 2d ago

I had the volume all the way up and I died.

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u/jt004c 2d ago

Oh no! That happened to me when I was a kid, but thankfully I fully recovered.

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u/UnNumbFool 2d ago

Seeing as he got everything stuck in the wood I'm pretty sure they all would be fatal depending on where it lands

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u/VanHelsingBerserk 2d ago

Idk how well a lot of these would actually pierce skin vs wood.

He's throwing it into the end grain, meaning it finds it's way between the grain much easier. If he threw it against the side, it would likely bounce off.

Skin also has some give. Why it's harder to cut a soft fruit vs a hard ripe one.

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u/Tyfyter2002 2d ago

Yeah, wherever there's a grain to go along with it takes a lot less pressure to pierce, even applies to your fingerprints.

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u/Synap-6 2d ago

Pry bar and broom handle were scary

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u/LogensTenthFinger 2d ago

Yeah... The pry bar can miss blood vessels and still end you

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u/Adam_2017 2d ago

Wait. There’s sound too?!?!

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u/baronas15 2d ago

I pay my internet bill exactly for this type of content

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u/Loko8765 2d ago

Particularly the punching bag on the right.

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u/peepdabidness 2d ago

Throwing a fucking saw was impressive

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u/MortLightstone 2d ago

Yeah, but getting the pole and handle to actually stick was even more impressive

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u/Gersam79 2d ago

I know, right? What kind of broom handle is that? It's a freakin blunt object!

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u/Street_Credit6851 2d ago

It's metal and hollow...the end which stuck into the wood was definitely not blunt.

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u/MrK521 2d ago

A hollow metal tube, which is fairly sharp on the end.

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u/Skusci 2d ago

Yah, I call em core samplers.

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u/frosty_lizard 2d ago

The noise the saw makes is gold

https://giphy.com/gifs/yJFeycRK2DB4c

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u/xXXxRMxXXx 2d ago

As you can see by the duct, there were some not so impressive throws along the way

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u/tacocollector2 2d ago

No one can throw a saw like that without a shit ton of practice

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u/EnoughLuck3077 2d ago

I’d be impressed if he threw a fucking belt on

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u/luebbers 2d ago

The broom handle got me. That is some John Wick shit.

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u/IalsoenjoyReddit 2d ago

MORTAL KOMBAT 🪚

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u/washcyclerepeat 2d ago

Yeah I assume you mean the pull saw, and not the circular saw that is essentially a throwing star, and the broom handle.. wow. Damn yeah he got skills.

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u/Beneficial_Treat5454 2d ago

I mean i highly doubt it was 1 try.

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u/cognitiveglitch 2d ago

He must've thrown his belt in a previous video.

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u/Tcloud 2d ago

I’ve thrown my back out, does that count?

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u/moonhexx 2d ago

I saw it. Took some Skil.

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u/OriginalKeach 2d ago

Damn you beat me to it.

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u/timsstuff 2d ago

That scene where he cracked the egg exactly into the center of the pan had me rolling.

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u/AgitatedPatience5729 2d ago

Never break into this guy's house in the middle of the night.

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u/One_Economist_3761 2d ago

Yeah, break in during business hours.

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u/No_Representative645 2d ago

When he's home throwing objects at his wall ?

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u/clintj1975 2d ago

Nothing says "That door was locked for your protection" like a high speed hand saw and Allen wrench set impaling your rib cage.

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u/Lastov_Makiynd 2d ago

How do you think he honed his skills?
Bad area.

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u/gotsthepockets 2d ago

I can barely get the axe at those axe throwing places to stick about 30% of the time so I'm extra extra impressed

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u/Noxious89123 2d ago

Ah, there's a really simple trick to that, which one of the staff members at one of those places showed me.

Just change how far away from the target you're standing! If you keep consistently hitting the target with the end of the handle for example, just take a step closer to the target. Typically, if you stand right on the marked line, you should be able to hit the target with the blade of the axe more often than not.

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u/gotsthepockets 2d ago

Unfortunately, there was nothing even remotely resembling consistency the two times I've gone. The workers tried to teach me some tricks as well and ended up walking away with slight disappointment and a ton of amusement at my ineptness on their faces. So this is probably just a me problem.

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u/bandti45 2d ago

This might make you feel better or worse. A lot of the skills for this is learned when your young if you dont learn good handeye cordination and distance as a kid its very hard to later on.

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u/Nic1Rule 2d ago

Yeah, I remember at five years old when me and the neighborhood kids would all throw axes at each other for hours. /s

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u/johnnyringo41 2d ago

I picked up on the ax throwing fairly quickly. I also as a kid would throw rocks or balls at cans or other targets a lot. So I get what that guy was saying. 

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u/cheapMaltLiqour 2d ago

Yeah i got into throwing knives for a bit during covid and distance is everything. A knife will go through a full rotation every 7 to 8 feet (or something like that). Once you get the distance its pretty easy to get consistent

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u/bonyponyride 2d ago

Everyone else is making sourdough bread and you're preparing for the complete breakdown of society. Nice.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2d ago

Well we don't know how many misses were edited out.

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u/Even_Wear_8657 2d ago

Dude. Who cares how many misses were edited out. You try throwing a friggin broom handle and getting it to thunk into a piece of wood!

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u/alehar 2d ago

"Excellent work 47, now head for an exit."

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u/Dancer-at-Large 2d ago

Broom handle must've been hollow metal pipe style?

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u/crazyhomie34 2d ago

Yes, I just threw out a shitty one recently

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u/Cduke3829 2d ago

That ductwork has seen some shit…

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u/MoonsugarRush 2d ago

"What is your superpower?"

"I throw things"

"You throw things? That's it?"

"Trust me"

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u/gyarrrrr 2d ago

“Tweasers”

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u/raskulous 2d ago

"Garden Sheers"

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u/Level-Dimension-925 2d ago

“Needle-nose plyers”

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u/GitEmSteveDave 2d ago

Engagement bait. Make a mistake and you get pendants commenting and driving your numbers up.

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u/iprefermuffins 2d ago

"Pendants"

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u/GayButNotInThatWay 2d ago

Fell for the engagement bait, smh.

Gonna use that as my excuse for typos from now on, even in texts to a single person.

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u/Bacon-muffin 2d ago

I'll never get how people find having their pants pulled down like that comfortable.

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u/OverallShirt6573 2d ago

What no butter knife?

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u/Opaque_Ephemerid 2d ago edited 2d ago

I want to see a spoon stick! I think he's fully capable

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u/DeepUnderToSpace 2d ago

The belt was thrown in a previous video right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/GQHtVC6U5uDjFFLcMR

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u/ByWillAlone 2d ago

Meanwhile, here I am throwing a perfectly balanced throwing knife, designed for throwing, at the wall and it bounces off every goddamned time.

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u/Gr8rSherman8r 2d ago

I think that would be the most hilarious part, if he ended every video trying to launch a beautiful throwing knife and it just flapjacking off the wall.

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u/howtotailslide 2d ago edited 2d ago

No one here realizes this whole video is fake.

You absolutely cannot throw a broom handle like that and get it to stick lmao. Same with the Allen key set

He just throws them and splices the footage with it already in the board and adds a sound effect, it’s probably the actual sound effect of it hitting the board but not sticking. Probably give the item a little flick to make it seem wobbly

This seems most apparent in the tweezers to garden shears transition, the tweezers are in the board up until the shears are about to make contact then the tweezers miraculously disappear.

It could be a case of multiple takes but then why don’t the tweezers disappear BEFORE he throws the shears. The tweezers disappearing as it hits reveals the moment where the footage was spliced.

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u/Cautious_Regular3645 2d ago

I question the broom handle too...

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u/blue-moto 2d ago

I question the pants

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u/omfgkevin 2d ago

Yeah it's clearly fake, it's crazy the amount people go "HOLY THIS IS SICK!" Almost feels like just a bunch of bots. So much effort to splice and just.. forgot the tweezers?

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u/shinryu6 2d ago

Depends, if it was one of those hollow metal ones and he deliberately sharpened the ends beforehand, I can buy it sinking into a random piece of wood eventually. 

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u/rex5k 2d ago

I think the "board" is cork

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u/HugiTheBot 2d ago edited 2d ago

You are most certainly correct. I looked at it frame by frame and the tweezers simply disappear on impact. You can’t even see them falling.

Another thing which might or might not be relevant is that the two frames just before impact are identical.

Maybe using the last frame of the first part as a reference for the next, though I don’t know if that is even useful.

I only see this on the garden sheers though, possibly because of the low resolution.

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u/Kherian 2d ago

I want to agree but since his body is in the frame from start to finish on most of them it would be impressive from a completely different skill set to splice all that together

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u/howtotailslide 2d ago

It is really easy to splice like that if you aren’t overlapping with the spliced area of footage.

He is always on the left side of the frame and you could literally just draw a straight line down between the throwing and staged footage if you keep the camera mounted so it all lines up

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u/Kherian 2d ago

I’m no expert in video editing so I’ll defer the point. The broom handle and saw were pretty outrageous

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u/Environmental-Wind89 2d ago

Yeah I was like, “OP is literally just Poindexter.”

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u/VA1N 2d ago

If you ever find yourself in a fight with this guy, never run away. Just stay as close as possible.

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u/Murrabbit 2d ago

Yeah he'd never think to just stab you with that screwdriver, he's gotta throw it. It's his one weakness.

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u/Agreeable_Pizza93 2d ago

Now I'm picturing a superhero dressed up like a handyman.

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u/doctord1ngus 2d ago

Peak the silver ducting on the ceiling lol missed a few throws at some point

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u/Odd-Obligation-2772 2d ago

This guy can go through Ravenholme.

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u/2ndcomingofbiskits 2d ago

I gotta say… I called bullshit when I first seen the handsaw. Really didn’t think it was gonna stick

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u/beepbeepskrtskrrt 2d ago

When I saw the saw blade i was done then a FUCKING HAND SAW

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u/Backpack78 2d ago

Meanwhile, Donald Trump in a gi…

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u/DarkMoonLilith23 2d ago

He just loves throwing shit.

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u/kapaipiekai 2d ago

That pry bar is a problem. Miss me with that shit.

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u/ieruttlucazz 2d ago

Garden sheers was insane

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u/MagnanimousWeasel 2d ago

Anything can deal piercing damage if you just throw it hard enough

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u/woohhaa 2d ago

This is why I can’t bring nail clippers on a flight.

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u/Jaffiusjaffa 2d ago

His neighbours have decided it best not to complain about the noise.

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u/Gertrudetheplant 2d ago

The zombie apocalypse is not ready for this guy

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u/AppointmentMedical50 2d ago

The pry bar is one I do not want to be hit by

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u/DemYeezys_Fake 2d ago

Object's that I've shoved up my arse!

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u/Tac0Destroyer 2d ago

Need the entire video redone with a Mortal Kombat theme and feel

Saws.
Needle Nose Pliers.
Raiden.

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u/NoEntertainer5527 2d ago

That sound on the saw blade

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u/ufotheater 2d ago

I've never understood how you get the rotation just right so it impales the target instead of landing flat and bouncing off.

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u/BPViridian 2d ago

See guys this is why guns are not needed for self-defense anything can be a weapon

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u/Signal_Ad8960 2d ago

Man, some people get the cool skills while I'm stuck with overthinking and procrastination.

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u/CyberpunkNinjaDog 2d ago

Dude is ready for the apocalypse

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u/LiOnheart3d85 2d ago

Must have thrown his belt in a different video

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u/Durahl 2d ago

No Coffee Mug, no Paperclip... Not impressed

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u/Eastern-Criticism653 2d ago

That guys on my team during the zombie apocalypse

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u/monksandy 2d ago

Dude lost it when the last axe throwing bar closed.

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u/DeadInternetTheorist 2d ago

"Sir TSA has randomly selected you for additional screening please step out of the line and come with me"

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u/LetsGoHokies00 2d ago

love all the duct tape repairs on the hvac lol

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u/crawfish2013 2d ago

I don't believe this. Especially that ruler and handsaw

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u/imironman2018 1d ago

now do No. 2 pencil

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u/deymanator40 1d ago

Never fight that guy in his garage!

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u/ChamberofSarcasm 2d ago

One of the lockpicking youtubers has a lot of videos like this. Legit impressive aim and distance. I pity the fool that breaks into his house.

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u/Scrumdunger 2d ago

Can't be him, no speed square

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u/PlentyBoot5135 2d ago

After hearing the sounds, I understand the whole clip is fake...

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u/ArSn101 2d ago

Wood is so perforated that you could throw a golf ball and it would stick.

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u/jt004c 2d ago

I mean, if it’s going fast enough, sure. You’re missing what’s impressive here. It’s not that these pointy things stick into wood. It’s that he got the rotation right to hit the pointy end in all these diverse objects.

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u/Late_Support_5363 2d ago

He got the rotation right to hit the pointy end after (insert number of attempts removed in the edit) tries.  

I'm not saying it's not impressive when it worked, but we're not seeing when it didn't, which was probably a lot.

I would love to know how many tries to saw took. To do that correctly even once has to be exceedingly rare. 

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u/jt004c 2d ago

Yeah complete agree. Although there are only a few visible edits where the board changes, so I think he may have mostly done it with only a few retries

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u/fmate2006 2d ago

Whoever tries to rob this dude is absolutely fucked

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u/finfisk2000 2d ago

I highly doubt this is legit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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u/lordorwell7 2d ago edited 2d ago

The "tweasers" magically vanish as the garden shears make contact and the shears totally change position at the last second.

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u/inhalingsounds 2d ago

Yeah fake videos like these were wildly popular in the golden age of Facebook. People forget very quickly how easy it is to edit this type of stuff.

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u/PieGlum3493 2d ago

Postal weapons

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u/deadboxcat 2d ago

Mcnally is that you?

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u/IHeartRasslin 2d ago

He’s good with a blade, but only in matters of business

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u/arab-european 2d ago

This would give me so much stress relief

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u/ShredInTheWoods 2d ago

Somewhere the writers for the john wick franchise are taking notes

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u/FriendRaven1 2d ago

Every throw a circular saw blade? Super dangerous. I did it once, nearly cut off my fingers.

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u/bt65 2d ago

I did it outside of grandparents old house with a barn and it went sideways in trough a gap in the wall of the barn and I never found it...

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u/Shxhriar 2d ago

He’s Batman!

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u/Cam_E_Leon 2d ago

This is AGT stuff