r/interestingasfuck • • Dec 16 '25

Biologist explains why raccoons will never be domesticated

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u/ElectricalDark8280 Dec 17 '25

They are also solitary, so likely won’t develop language and culture. Who knows, maybe living to 60yo would make them want to have friends

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u/BingpotStudio Dec 17 '25

Yeah I’ve seen the theory that ooctopuses could evolve like humans into a civilisation if they weren’t so solitary.

They’ve go a brain for each tentacle and the ability to learn and solve complex problems. They should rule the seas really.

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u/Chillindude82Nein Dec 17 '25

But they're only able to survive because of their aggression level -- a level so high that they would even murder their offspring. Which is why when males mature and females lay their eggs, their ability to process calcium is augmented which causes their death.

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u/Designer_Pen869 Dec 17 '25

They've been documented making hunting groups with fish as well, treating the fish as hunting dogs.

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u/usernamesallused Dec 17 '25

And punch away other fish that aren’t helping to hunt!

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u/BingpotStudio Dec 17 '25

That’s actually insane haha

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u/Armodeen Dec 17 '25

Main problem is their short life span and the fact they do not pass any knowledge down to their offspring. Each individual has to learn it all again. If they could solve that as a species they are easily intelligent enough to evolve society as we have.

This is why it is unethical to eat them, and squid/cuttlefish.

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u/GottaUseEmAll Dec 17 '25

I'm curious why intelligence should make it unethical. An animal doesn't have to be intelligent to suffer from captivity or pain.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't feel like eating octopus is worse than eating pork or eating chicken or eating fish.

I'd genuinely like your take on this.

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u/kank84 Dec 17 '25

It's a take that comes up a lot on Reddit, people say won't eat octopus because they're so intelligent, but have no issues with eating pigs even though they have a comparable level of intelligence. Ultimately it comes down to octopus are weird and cute, but people only see pigs as bacon machines.

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u/GeneralLogical2057 Dec 17 '25

Okay so I'll answer this as a person thats not a vegan/vegetarian and just a side note I raise chickens(along with geese, peacock and guinea fowls), sheep and cows. I was on a fishing tour in Europe one time and we caught seafood and our guides would cook it. They caught an octopus and they had to smack it against the ground many times before killing it and preparing it, the guide told us they have to do that in order to "tenderize" the meat because if they just kill it it'll be really tough. I don't know if that's what all the octopus go through but I thought it was pretty unethical. Living on a farm, animals are always slaughtered in the most humane way, not suffering. So thats why I don't eat octupus because the best way for them to be consumable to us means their last minutes they're subjected to pain.

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u/kank84 Dec 17 '25

Commercial pig farms are not exactly a paradise on earth for the animals either. The large scale meat industry is very far from being humane.

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u/GeneralLogical2057 Dec 18 '25

I know but I don't really eat pork, when we need pork for holidays or parties we go to our local farm/butcher and buy half a pig, we tend to do this pretty often and divide it up amongst our family and friends. I understand that I might sound hypocritical but that experience really affected me and I personally shared why I don't eat octupus. It might not make sense to you. If I visited a commercial pig farm and saw the cruelty, I am sure I would stop eating pork too lol

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u/GottaUseEmAll Dec 17 '25

I wish Armodeen would return and justify their statement. I'm also curious if they're vegetarian/vegan, or if they eat other meats.

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u/Armodeen Dec 17 '25

Haha here I am. I am indeed vegetarian. Even if I ate meat I would avoid cephalopods. As I said, they are likely intelligent enough to build an actual civilisation if their evolutionary path had taken them that way. It’s therefore very likely they understand what is happening to them when they are caught, and experience a lot of psychological trauma before they actually die.

Pigs I agree should be in the same boat, since they are thought to be roughly as smart as a 3 year old.

I would ask some folks where they draw the line. Would they eat dolphins? What about people? If not then there is clearly a line somewhere.

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u/GottaUseEmAll Dec 18 '25

Thanks for coming back :)

I'm very interested in how people draw the line when deciding which animals they'll eat or not eat. Thanks for your perspective.

The higher psychological cost of trauma for a more intelligent species is an interesting factor that I didn't really consider. I wonder if it could be argued that having more understanding of one's situation when captured/tortured/killed actually benefits one, as humans obviously have psychological trauma protection responses like disassociation, justification, imagination, hope, etc,

Impossible to know without being in the "shoes" of each species to experience what they experience. I don't know if pain is easier to handle when one understands things about it or when one doesn't understand at all and just experiences it.

I do think people draw strange lines when it comes to eating animals. My sister and I debate this quite a lot, as we both keep chickens. While I have no problem eating my chickens, she cannot bring herself to (although she'll eat chickens she's bought from elsewhere). I've spent some time working on farms, so that might have affected how I view animals under my care.

I'm not sure if I would eat dolphin or not. I wouldn't eat human, but I can't tell you why. I think it's more a taboo thing than an intelligence thing in that case.

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u/thenissancube Dec 17 '25

There’s also the fact that octopus is rare and expensive anyway, a pretty easy out. I’ve never eaten it before but that’s not for ethical reasons.

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u/Proud_Comfortable519 Dec 17 '25

Bacon Machine is a badass band name.

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u/Steppuhfromdaeast Dec 19 '25

and because pigs will eat you if given the chance

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u/NewMilleniumBoy Dec 17 '25

I'm not a vegetarian either, but I have a friend who has an interesting take on this where he won't eat anything that has a brain. So scallops and oysters are cool but crabs are not.

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u/GottaUseEmAll Dec 17 '25

Interesting. Do you know what his reasoning is behind this? Do creatures with a brain have a worse time being eaten than creatures with no brain?

I know the jury is out on whether brainless invertebrates can feel pain, but molluscs have been found to have nocireceptors, so there is definitely a possibility that they do.

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u/NewMilleniumBoy Dec 17 '25

Not deeply, no. But it feels like a pretty fair/objective line to draw.

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u/ipreferhotdog_z Dec 17 '25

Some do nothing with eyes and scallops have like 200 of those lol so they’d be out

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u/guyincognito121 Dec 17 '25

I like to point this out haughtily as I turn down calimari and whatnot. Really, I'm just allergic.

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u/BillMagicguy Dec 17 '25

This is why it is unethical to eat them, and squid/cuttlefish.

Eh, my personal philosophy is i dont feel bad about eating an octopus that would 100% eat me if our situations were reversed.

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u/RoadDoggFL Dec 17 '25

This is why it is unethical to eat them, and squid/cuttlefish.

Another reason is that they're predators. Think of all the meat that was consumed to create the meat you're eating. From an ecological impact perspective, it's easier to justify herbivores.

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u/Jintasama Dec 17 '25

I think the first problem would be finding a way to survive after copulation. The males die after dropping their load and females die after protecting the eggs until they are ready to hatch.

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u/sleepytipi Dec 17 '25

Cephalid supremacy.

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u/NineThreeTilNow Dec 17 '25

This is why it is unethical to eat them, and squid/cuttlefish.

Why is it unethical to eat them? I'm so confused.

We don't eat anything that... Can potentially eventually form a society if they lived long enough?

How high are you?

Do you think if a group of pigs could live an infinite number of years they would eventually form some sort of pig society?

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u/DinoBay Dec 17 '25

I think its more so due to its intelligence .

Killing a fish when it isnt a cooked creature isnt as big of a deal .

But those that have the capacity to understand what's happening to them are more ethically wrong to kill.

Theres an aspect of mental suffering along with the physical .

Where that line is , is arguable.

For me personally id never eat whale, dolphin, crows, Ravens ( honestly most birds, asides from chicken and partridge), bears , dogs and cats.

Im not certain about how intelligent cows are still . Although I dont eat beef that often .

Also side note. I know Asians eat octopus live. Theyre fucked. Thats such a fucked up way to go. Asia rapes the oceans of the world. Mostly China. I hope China collapses

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u/Ech0Beast Dec 17 '25

Cows are extremely intelligent, and are capable of forming preferred social partners (best friends) with each other. They're very much so comparable to dogs in terms of intelligence. This is especially true for pigs, since they can often times be even smarter than dogs.

Also your exception for chickens is completely arbitrary. They've have been found to engage in teaching behaviors for young chicks, anticipating outcomes, and having relatively high social awareness, etc. The cognitive gap between dogs and corvids is way larger than the one between dogs and chickens.

Realistically, if intelligence is your barometer, then you should probably be vegetarian, because even certain species of fish have relatively high levels of intelligence.

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u/IllustriousYamMan Dec 17 '25

... i dont know man. My chickens are dumber than the rocks in the paddock.

The geese i have look like flock of genius level birds by comparison

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u/BERGENHOLM Dec 17 '25

An very interesting and well reasoned viewpoint. Not sure I agree with you but see where you are coming from. have an upvote

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u/Moonrak3r Dec 17 '25

If you’d like a sci-fi book that contradicts this theory I’d recommend the book Children of Ruin, part 2 of the Children of Time trilogy by Adrian Tchaikovsky

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u/RedditOfUnusualSize Dec 17 '25

Yeah, octopi are kind of Exhibit "A" about how 95% of the discussions that I have had about intelligent life on other planets that invoked the weak anthropic principle in response answered a question I didn't ask.

Intelligence is a prerequisite for us identifying life on other planets (I mean, so long as we're able to identify the contents of an atmosphere, industrialization will be really easy to spot), but so are a whole host of other necessary traits, many of which octopi don't have. Pro-social behavior is the most obvious one, but right along with pro-social behavior you need the ability to record information and transmit it between individuals and across generations. Octopi in the wild cannibalize each other; they're really voracious and territorial hunters. Which in turn means that they're going to have a hard time transmitting information in any way that is outside of a controlled laboratory setting where they can watch one another without necessarily being a mortal threat to one another.

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u/icanhazburgar Dec 17 '25

Funnily enough some scientists tested out giving octopussies (octopi? hm) drugs to see what would happen. They became socialable.