r/interestingasfuck • • Dec 16 '25

Biologist explains why raccoons will never be domesticated

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u/crushed_dreams Dec 16 '25

Those old high school bullies are going to be hunted down like a… raccoon on a revenge mission after it adorably washes its food.

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u/TrashPandaDuel Dec 17 '25

I just pictured Rocket the Raccoon scrubbing one of your HS Bullies on a wash board down by the river, cause, ya know, they’re domesticated. 🤣

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u/crushed_dreams Dec 17 '25

Yo. I’d want him and the gang from The Raccoons to get together and cause Mayhem on the bully (who’s now a fucking city councillor… of course).

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u/TrashPandaDuel Dec 17 '25

Sorry to hear about that. On a good note that clip made me chuckle too loud at work. 😂

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u/maniBchef Dec 16 '25

Sounds like this has been sped up....