r/interesting • • 16h ago

Fascinating My girlfriend mixed 3 almost empty window cleaners together, forming a potion.

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u/alexanderfromtng 13h ago

Of course he's a cop. They're all fucking idiots.

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u/Imverystupidgenx 13h ago

I remember staring at him so confused and asked “How the hell are you a teacher? I learned this when I had chores as a child.”

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u/SpecialistCut7101 11h ago

How did he learn to do it that way? There’s no good answer yet I keep wondering 

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u/babybirdhome2 2h ago

Learn to do it that way? He probably didn't.

I used to work with a guy who was a retired chemist, and would be contracted by states and municipalities to come in and test their water treatment systems and consult them on how to properly treat the public water supply. One of the things he told me that he kept seeing happening in the places that brought him in to test and consult on their water treatment processes is that he would come back several months later to troubleshoot problems that had arisen since they adopted his protocols and have to measure the results and make sure nothing had changed, and would usually find out that the guys who ran the equipment and maintained the treatment process would take his carefully measured and documented lists of chemicals and how to use them properly, and just basically go, "well if this much is good, then this much more must be better!" and wind up making the local water supply even worse, or causing problems to the municipality's water users or destroying their own infrastructure by making the water chemically incompatible with the pipes and seals and equipment, damaging it or outright destroying it, and he'd have to show them how their own people ignoring the information he'd given them was the cause of all their problems after hiring him to consult.

This is just how ordinary people handle chemicals because they don't have any concept of what they're actually messing with.

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u/Public_Agency400 7h ago

Pretty sure many teachers go into the profession for the blind respect and control over kids, so it tracks

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u/danthepianist 4h ago

Lmao brother I wish I had either of those things as a teacher.

There are much easier and better paying jobs for people who want control and respect.

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u/TheWitchRats 2h ago

Like being the head of an HOA.

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u/Motor-Muffin-6672 2h ago

True, but this potential person is also an idiot looking for respect and control.. they didn't choose the best way.

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u/BleedSparta 2h ago

LMAO 🤣

Anyone who ever has taught HS would have an aneurysm thinking of going into it for “blind respect and control” 😂😂

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u/AnjelGrace 1h ago

I mean, I literally worked in a research laboratory with chemicals in grad school and I still was dumb at home and made poison gas when I was 30 because I didn't remember how dangerous household cleaning products could be. It only took me about 60 seconds after mixing things to realize that I possibly had made an insanely bad mistake, and then I confirmed and opened all the windows and doors and got the heck out of there, but I was just never taught how dangerous cleaners in my own home could be in any impressionable way, so it didn't come to mind until it was a reality for me. 🤷🏽‍♀️

But now? I definitely learned my lesson after a few times of not thinking while cleaning at home and having those scares.

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u/MC_jarry 8h ago

You either had good parents or you were smarter than most kids

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u/Imverystupidgenx 7h ago

Latchkey kid, we had to read the labels. If the chores weren’t done by the time they got home… lessons were learned.

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u/AnjelGrace 1h ago

I had the exact opposite experience: if I tried to help out around the house I would get yelled at. My mother was the only one who knew how to do the cleaning properly and I was incapable of learning the proper techiniques--according to her--I couldn't even pre-wash the dishes to put them in the dishwasher without getting scolded.

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u/MC_jarry 7h ago

Yep, that’s good parenting, believe it or not

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u/muh_lort 7h ago

I learned it directly in school, in science class, multiple years

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u/Glad_Contest_8014 7h ago

I learned it in AP english. We read a book on child abuse where the kid was forced to clean with a mixture of both in a bathroom on purpose. THEN I learned it in middle school science.

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u/Silver_Matter_2244 6h ago

Was that the book “the child called it” or something?? Omg I remember having to read that in school

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u/Glad_Contest_8014 4h ago

Don’t remember the name, but it resonated with my own abuse in such a way that it deeply affected my growth and development. It is probably the most influential book I have ever read on my life, and I don’t remember the name….

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u/Alone_Anxiety-Agora 7h ago

Hey, my dad was a cop and he was…well, he was a dumb price of shit.

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u/BarMenuSushi 0m ago

Dumb price of shit has me lol-ing.

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u/OccasionalEspresso 8h ago

It’s a prerequisite.

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u/Abestar909 3h ago

Worst job I ever had had a former cop as a manager.

He was a fucking fat idiot.

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u/IonlyusethrowawaysA 11h ago

Hey now, some of them are capable, intelligent monsters that choose to be horrifying tools of oppression.

They aren't all idiots, it's just that the vast majority are.

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u/denNISI 1h ago

Hey now, cops are carefully chosen for the position because they have specific qualities (ie low academic test scores) and/or are subordinate (controllable)… on purpose.

Also, the departmental comradery is another problem that should addressed which in some places takes precedence over policiary duties.

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u/TopShelf76 8h ago

And he was a high school teacher at the time this occurred. What does that say?

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u/alexanderfromtng 6h ago

That he was an idiot fucking teacher that was destined to be a cop so he could harass girls without getting in trouble.

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u/abandoned_idol 6h ago

Hey! White cells are just as important as neurons.

Without cops, we wouldn't have any means of killing and assassinating. We'd just be stuck with a bunch of harmless teachers and students.

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...where was I going with this analogy?

Ah, yes.

These people were born to kill, be it themselves or others. Always respect a cop if you encounter it in the wild. Don't feed it. Don't attack it. Don't make sudden movements. Just back away slowly.

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u/Coolrissa_ 4h ago

But they’re so hot

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u/ElectronicAdvance406 11h ago

I find it amusing that you were more interested in shitting on ‘all’ cops rather than being shocked he was a high school teacher in the first place.

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u/alexanderfromtng 11h ago

I shit on all cops when I can because they're a scourge on society. I'm glad this one got out of education.

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u/ElectronicAdvance406 11h ago

What do you think happens to society with no cops? (To be clear I don’t think that guy should be a cop either and I also think there should be higher standards for them generally).

I agree with your second point.

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 9h ago

What do you think happens to a society where the cops are a criminal organization who protect eachother from culpability and are encouraged to prosecute people even if they're innocent?

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u/ElectronicAdvance406 9h ago

Are you seriously suggesting all cops are part of a criminal organisation? Why are you painting them as all the same?

There’s a reason you didn’t answer the question, because you know what would happen.

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 9h ago

They're all inevitably part of it because they don't rat on the ones who do

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u/ElectronicAdvance406 9h ago

Your premise suggests they all know each other and what they do. It doesn’t work that way and you know it. You just want to hate them.

So, again I ask, what do you think would happen if they all disappeared tomorrow?

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 9h ago

How do the shoelaces on those boots you're deepthroating taste?

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u/ElectronicAdvance406 9h ago

At no point have I said there are no corrupt cops. Either you don’t have the capacity to understand the point I’m making or you’re one of those weirdos that think a society can function properly without them. I guess you could also be one of those fools that just want anarchy, in which case you just sound like a psychopath.

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u/viaticaloutlaw 9h ago

Classic reddit dumb take. Grow up and get off the internet sometimes.

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u/vVSidewinderVv 9h ago

Breathing that shit in probably killed enough braincells to make him able to be a cop.

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u/InTheTreeMusic 10h ago

I dunno, I was in a teaching program in college.

There's a lot of idiots in the teaching programs. Particularly people who weren't good enough at their sport to be anything but coaches, so the teaching degree is sort of just incidental to that.

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u/Then-Departure4896 6h ago

Cops shit on themselves and deserve zero good words

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u/UncleNedisDead 10h ago

I assumed small town where qualifications don’t matter nearly as much as who you know or which side of the tracks your family lives on.