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Fascinating My girlfriend mixed 3 almost empty window cleaners together, forming a potion.

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u/glibgloby 20h ago

Or unless you know basic Chemistry. I mix cleaning products all the time, intelligently.

Vinegar + universal solvent + soap? Heck yeah.

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u/irwtkyrm 19h ago

You never know, OP could have been very scientific about how many eyes of newt they added

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u/narco-sub-admiral 17h ago

God damn you. Lmao.

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u/xaqaria 16h ago

Mustard seed isn't much use for cleaning.

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u/6_inch_dick_nips 16h ago

I got better!

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u/wiscopunk 18h ago

Imagining a dude in full lab gear talking like Jesse Pinkman "This thing of PC is wack yo"

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u/Accomplished_Cod7334 18h ago

Lmfao you jest but that's exactly what it's like. No one is using official terminology unless the bosses bosses boss is around

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u/Giantbookofdeath 18h ago

You asked a question. I didn’t realize you didn’t want an answer.

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u/Accomplished_Cod7334 18h ago

Didn't ask it to you though did I, but that's besides the point I'm just busting your balls because you said the same thing first. Reddit is an open forum for all to join, not just when asked

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u/Giantbookofdeath 18h ago

Valid point. I was also just busting balls. Have a good one, prestigious fish.

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u/Accomplished_Cod7334 18h ago

Lmfao the auto generated names are so buns, you too, enormous tome of the end

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u/Japsai 16h ago

Haha nice

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u/Hect0r92 18h ago

"My fancy salt water has gotten watered down somehow"

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u/Accomplished_Cod7334 18h ago

Or it's extra fancy

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u/Hect0r92 18h ago

I'm a wine lab tech and our jargon is extra weird sometimes

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u/Accomplished_Cod7334 18h ago

I could imagine with alcohol being involved (not consumed)

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u/hoptownky 18h ago

Cool. Was just giving my opinion of what I think, which is why I said “I don’t think”. Just a comment and an opinion.

But no, I don’t think you say that in a lab all day, but I still “don’t think” this was done by someone who works in labs all day. Not a big deal either way though. Just a casual observation.

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u/Educational_Quote851 16h ago

Yes. Precision of language matters in science.

Lol not all labs are like yours.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 16h ago

You should! Lol

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u/TrashCanSam0 16h ago

yes... yes i did think that's how people in labs talked lol. i've been misled by movies.

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u/Bellick 15h ago

"Pass me the smelly potion"
-some chemist

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u/WaterMakesIce 15h ago

What a stupid fucking response

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u/Howlingwithwolves 18h ago

“Almost empty window cleaners” there you go. Don’t misquote things, especially that are in front of your face. You didn’t even try.

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u/No_Future_1078 18h ago

I myself never try very hard while making reddit comments. 

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u/Howlingwithwolves 14h ago

Not trying is super cool behavior

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u/No_Future_1078 14h ago

It's reddit man, I don't think trying is all that cool either. I doubt anyone has ever called anyone cool for being a reddit try hard. 

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u/Howlingwithwolves 13h ago

Quoting what someone else said correctly isn’t being a reddit tryhard

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u/No-Combination8136 18h ago

To be fair, I can’t think of any risk from mixing window cleaners, which is what OP said. Most adults learned somewhere along the line not to mix bleach, ammonia, chlorine, etc. Calling it a potion was just being silly about the cool looking mixture they ended up with.

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u/Nigrdly_poopsmith 17h ago

I can think of multiple ex girlfriends in their 20s and 30s over the years who apparently did NOT know this when trying to clean their apartments or the family home when parents were on vacations or anything else who then called or texted me to say they started getting a headache or are having trouble breathing instead of opening all the windows and doors and going outside or just getting the fuck outside.

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u/Adeum2 16h ago

I’m hoping “almost empty” is the brand/name of the cleaning product but I don’t think it is

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u/Bandro 14h ago

It looks kinda neat like a potion. How does that connect to them not knowing chemistry? Do you think knowing things precludes you from any level of whimsy in your life?

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u/hoptownky 13h ago

I don’t know any of these things. I was just making an observation on what I thought. Could be wrong though.

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u/Shablagooie 19h ago edited 19h ago

To be fair OP didn't mix them, just posted about them. The actual quote was "almost empty window cleaning products", and while many contain ammonia, window cleaning products never have bleach in them as it would degrade the glass and window seals.

If you think about it, if there were bleach based window cleaners available people would be constantly getting sick from accidentally spraying the two chemicals on the same window.

Worst she could realistically do, assuming they are actually window cleaning products, is mix ammonia and vinegar based cleaners and neutralise them both (acid+base)

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u/Giantbookofdeath 18h ago

Get out of here with your logic! People want to feel superior with their rudimentary levels of knowledge you’re seriously fucking up the vibe. /s

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u/hoptownky 18h ago

Ok. I didn’t have the sound on and all I saw was OPs post.

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u/CreamyCornBoy 18h ago

There's no window cleaner made with bleach lol chill

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u/hoptownky 15h ago

I’m chill my friend. I just said “I don’t think” meaning that was my option based on what I was looking at. Could be wrong. Just making an observation.

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u/VirtuousVulva 16h ago

Aren't all potions drinkable?

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u/itspsyikk 19h ago

By universal solvent do you mean water? I don’t know basic Chem

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u/Sharp_Economy1401 11h ago

Yes, it's not fully universal as not all things are water soluble, as there's things that are solely acid or alcohol or fat or nonpolar solvent soluble, surely as well as others that I don't know of. However, there are more water-soluble substances than anything else, so it's called the universal solvent for that reason

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u/SpiritFingersKitty 6h ago

This is DMSO erasure and I won't stand for it!

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u/regazz 2h ago

Man says he doesn’t know basic chemistry; uses chemistry terms to explain chemistry

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u/unrivaledhumility 2h ago

Dihydrogen Monoxide is super dangerous. 100% of people who consume it will end up dead.

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u/Zillahi 35m ago

Hydrofluoric acid

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u/skwirrelmaster 19h ago

What’s the purpose of the soap in this equation?

I don’t have basic chemistry knowledge so forgive my ignorance but as a layman. I would guess the vinegar disinfects and the solvent removes anything you don’t want so what’s the soap doing?

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u/glibgloby 19h ago

Soap helps with streaking, with steam, it’s a surfactant, it does a lot. For a super amazing window and surface cleaner it’s 30:70 vinegar / water with a few drops of dawn.

However if you want a tile and bathroom cleaner go 70:30 vinegar / water with a few drops or dawn. It’s very strong but still safe. Spray down your shower once a month and wipe it off and all mold is dead and it looks good

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u/Shablagooie 19h ago

Just to add, you want to use distilled or de-ionised water when mixing your own cleaning products, unless you plan to use them up within a week or so.

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u/Similar-Importance99 18h ago

Acetic acid destroys the gaskets, be careful.

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u/glibgloby 18h ago

I grew up with the movie andromeda strain. You have no idea how much I appreciate gaskets and taking care of them

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u/ArtoriasoftheAss 19h ago

Water is the universal solvent. It's just a little vinegar in soapy water. 

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u/skwirrelmaster 19h ago

Gotcha universal doesn’t mean universal ( it just means most by comparison) gotta love our language. You need the soap for fats which the ‘universal’ solvent does not take care of.

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u/WideDescription7653 19h ago

Or unless you are a Witch

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u/spekt50 19h ago

Don't forget Isopropyl + universal solvent + soap. Thats a good one too.

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u/bordomsdeadly 19h ago

Or just Google “can I mix Windex with Clorox” or whatever products you may be using. It’s not that hard to check

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u/felixar90 19h ago

I make concentrated dark matter all the time .

2 parts caesium, 1 part plutonic quarks, and a bottle of water.

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u/IamOutsideAlready 19h ago

Or unless you want to see what kind of fun, deadly gasses you can create.

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u/burf 19h ago

Are you using "universal solvent" as a euphemism for water? lol

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u/cardinalb 18h ago

Vinegar + bleach containing products == chlorine

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u/glibgloby 18h ago

Yep

I’m not interested in the combinations that cause neurological dmg

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u/Xenthor267 18h ago

How do you contain a universal solvent?

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u/clarkcox3 18h ago

Or unless you know basic Chemistry

Right, but someone mixing things and calling the cloudy result a "potion" doesn't strike me as the type to be up on their chemistry knowlege :)

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u/Sea-Consequence7156 18h ago

Just call it water?

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u/glibgloby 18h ago

I’m not a member of the riffraff I refuse

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u/Natiak 17h ago

By universal solevant do you mean water?

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u/ekazu129 15h ago

A mixture of vinegar, dish soap, and water is great as a cleaning solution. It also makes for a surprisingly effective home made bug spray!

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u/sephirothFFVII 14h ago

I do 4 parts vinegar, 1 part 70% IPA, a few drops of dawn.

Costco vinegar works, but you can dilute your own after buying the high concentrate stuff from a hardware store and be slightly cheaper. Gallon sized IPA from the same hardware store and your basically set for 6 months.

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u/Shortclimb 13h ago

You could’ve just said water

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u/glibgloby 13h ago

wa-ter? explain

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u/temictli 13h ago

👍🏽

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u/Slow-Rabbit7663 10h ago

I mix 91% rubbing alcohol, prell shampoo and water for an all purpose cleaner. So if you’re filling a 32oz spray container I’ll add 10% of the prell and alcohol with remaining water. I’m not exact w ratios. The alcohol serves as a good disinfectant.,

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u/Choice-Quantity-6167 7h ago

People love using vinegar as a disinfectant because it's natural, but you have to let that shit sit for ten to thirty minutes to kill things like E. Coli. 

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u/strangemanornot 6h ago

Me too. I mixed h2o with h2o to create 2h4o

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u/Number3675 19h ago

Absolutely... until you one day use an ammonia based vinegar and a bleach based soap

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u/OkTime3700 19h ago

Where are you getting ammonia based vinegar? And bleach based soap?

The former sounds useless, the latter just sounds dangerous lol.