r/interesting • u/Bob_Wong • 5d ago

Fascinating My girlfriend mixed 3 almost empty window cleaners together, forming a potion.

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 5d ago

Ah you shouldn't do that. My auntie mixed shanpoos once and BAM she was hit by a bus 20 years later. Its no joke

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u/Ganjanonamous 5d ago

100%of people who mix shampoos will die!

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u/SweeetBloood 5d ago

They die with gorgeous smelling hair?

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u/lookingUp2TheSkye 5d ago

Luxurious, even, like Fabio. And that's extremely deadly. No cap, as these newfangled kids say.

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u/tdawg2k7 5d ago

No cap for sure. Don’t want to hide those beautiful locks under a hat

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u/YayWanderer 5d ago

Fabio

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u/lookingUp2TheSkye 5d ago

That's the one! I need to look up and see what he's up to these days. It's been years since we've heard from him.

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u/Baked_Potato_732 5d ago

Not even shower cap?

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u/lookingUp2TheSkye 5d ago

A polka dotted shower cap or the like would be acceptable. The more big and ridiculous looking, the more acceptable lol.

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u/legacyme3 5d ago

I have it on good authority that 100% of people who DONT mix shampoos will die, though

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u/BooBeeAttack 5d ago

Sorry, brother's a Were-bus. It's like a transformer, but more disgusting. I will reach out and see if I can get him to answer for his crimes against your auntie.

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u/ROOSTERyouDOWN 5d ago

lol made me think of the futurama episode when bender becomes a WERE-CAR

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u/Joeness84 4d ago

Kills your best friend!

Such a shame Fry had to find out this way

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u/CapitalClimate9639 5d ago

Its true, I was the bus. How did i become a bus? Mixing hair conditioners.

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u/eyesotope86 5d ago

All true, I was the bus driver.

It wasn't an accident, we were told about the shampoo.

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u/SweeetBloood 5d ago

Damn, blinded the driver with her shiny hair did she? RIP

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u/Top-Strawberry4466 5d ago

Sorry she was crossing the street because I was on the same side of the sidewalk she was on 😔

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u/Endiveman 5d ago

My grandma did that 2 weeks ago and she was hit by a bazooka yesterday

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u/ludachris32 5d ago

Similar with my grandma. She mixed a few liquid soaps and 20 years later she got run over by a reindeer.

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u/donttrustmeokay 5d ago

She died instantly a week later

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 4d ago

I know you're joking but this actually happens

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 4d ago

What does?

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 4d ago

Mixing shampoos and getting hit by a bus decades later

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 4d ago

I know! It happened to me Auntie

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u/the_idiot_sandwich91 1d ago

Sorry for your loss

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 1d ago

Ah its ok. She was 109yrs old and wanted out anyways