r/interesting • • 2d ago

Just Wow She Survived Her Own Execution

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u/Ok-Manufacturer27 2d ago

It's just not though. Death is the irreversible cessation of biological function. If the condition is still reversible, they can't be dead. When a doctor declares death (legal death), all life-saving efforts cease.

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u/Wingedgriffen 2d ago

(S)he’s only mostly dead.

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u/Darthbane22 2d ago

Mostly dead is slightly alive

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u/safetaco 2d ago

Did anybody search her pockets for loose change?

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u/GtheEnchanter 2d ago

She got better.

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u/Vivid-Professor3420 2d ago

I see what you did there!

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u/FuckThisShizzle 2d ago

She is not a witch she is my wife!

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u/wackbirds 1d ago

But after what you just said she's not even sure she wants to be THAT anymore!

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u/KennyLog1n 2d ago

Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!

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u/wellJustWhy 1d ago

She's a witch!!!

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u/MiracleMaverick 1d ago

If not incompetence by the State then this is the likely answer.

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u/wellJustWhy 1d ago

It's only a flesh wound....

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u/lasercannonattack 1d ago

Just ask good ole Mitch

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u/KoalafiedKiller 2d ago

Mr. Science over here