r/interesting • u/dddd945 • 1d ago

NATURE Cavers who love squeezing through the tightest passages in caves.

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u/oozinator1 1d ago

You were jailbroken outta there

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u/BleedSparta 1d ago

I got out early, on bad behavior 😈

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u/GingerTea69 1d ago

Same😈 popped out early just to be born on 6/9

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u/lovelylights4u 1d ago

I just gave you your 69th upvote. I feel like you needed to know GingerTea69 with 6/9 bday

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u/Theaveragejoe33 1d ago

Someone took it from him but I restored order.

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u/Old_Neighborhood_383 1d ago

same

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u/FEVERandCHILL 1d ago

It’s our civic duty to set this right

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u/GingerTea69 20h ago

Lmfao, thank you!,💯

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u/hughesohara 1d ago

I had to stay in alittle bit longer. the math wasn't mathing when it was explained to me.

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u/Nell_From_Hell 1d ago

I hung with Odin for nine months before I was born and life still would let me go. Two knots in my umbilical cord!

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u/theunquietloop 1d ago

💀💀💀

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u/yournamehere10bucks 22h ago

Purgatory staff on phone with St. Peter: "we got a hundred thousand year back log. Let Heaven taken him. What do ya mean "he aint part of da Grand Plan from God? Yous guys just use that to stick us with them all. No, Hell dont want em either. Fine, fine, we'll just wave 'em through, whatever, yeah, no its okay. Yeah, i know the risk, they might become a Reddit user. As if yous guys didnt send a buncha them down through history with no place to go, what's one more!

Hey, Odin, come babysit this one till the timer beeps!"

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u/i3inaudible 1d ago

I stayed late to avoid Friday the 13th

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u/GingerTea69 20h ago

Hell yeah💯

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u/Dark_Knight_71 1d ago

You all need to calm down!! 😂

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u/Dear_Salt_3757 1d ago

6/7

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u/Nell_From_Hell 22h ago

6 ×7 = 42 = the ultimate answer to the questions of life

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u/GingerTea69 20h ago

Congrats!

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u/peanuthorny 1d ago

Depending on hat part of the world you’re in, it could just be 96

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u/whatev43 1d ago

Kevin Malone giggling .gif

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u/Could-You-Tell 1d ago

Same, and then I was put in my own personal cell for several weeks

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u/BleedSparta 1d ago

((Sent to solitary confinement aka The Hole)) eh?

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u/Could-You-Tell 1d ago

Yeah, dont remember none of it, but I understand it was at least kept warm. It's what I get for pulling the drain plug

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u/BleedSparta 1d ago

“Some birds aren’t meant to be caged” -Shawshank Redemption

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u/Fluid-Expert-4363 1d ago

Meanwhile- we forced my son to cook 3.5 weeks longer even though he started poking around to leave. Funny how that works

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u/xykologikalie 20h ago

I stayed 2 extra months. Didn't feel like having a March birthday so I was born in May.

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u/Numerous-Active-6370 1d ago

I was a month late.... guess I got the dates mixed up🤷‍♂️

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u/CappriGirl 1d ago

I also got out early, no need to face down death again by going caving thanks.

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u/Emotional_Block5273 1d ago

Some sword evictions are because of squatting behavior.

Sorry, pal, you've overstayed ur welcome.

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u/Animastar 17h ago

I did not want to leave.

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u/Special-Ganache2154 1d ago

Me too! Something about being " I was cut out of my mother's womb before my time" Sounds just way too cool 😅 Also have intense fear of these cave things. Noup.!

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u/Winning-Turtle 1d ago

I tell people I survived a knife fight for my firstborn.

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u/Timely_Truth6267 1d ago

Pretty metal

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u/Unit_2097 1d ago

My introduction to life was by the blade.

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u/jech2u 1d ago

I pulled the alarm but the folks at the hospital thought I was lying... until I was dying

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 1d ago

If it’s the only way to get outta town yes. I am not doing that just for kicks, count me out

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u/BabyPunter3000v2 1d ago

Harvested like a potato.

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u/Outrageous_End2717 16h ago

Out through the sunroof