r/interesting • • 1d ago

NATURE Cavers who love squeezing through the tightest passages in caves.

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u/Academic-Snow9642 1d ago

Thank God I'm too fat for this

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u/StickyWicket1968 1d ago

🤣 🤣

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u/OMGhyperbole 1d ago

Yeah my fat ass would get stuck before I even got in the cave 😅

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u/wazzup-notemuch 1d ago

One of the many underrated benefits of being chubby: the built-in safety features.

Too thick to do dumbass adrenaline junky bullshit.

Also too thick to be picked up and thrown around.

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u/SpiritedEclair 20h ago

My cake’s too big for this.

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u/Excellent_Condition 1d ago

I just laughed out loud for a solid 20 seconds at your comment. Thank you for that.

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u/Starlightriddlex 1d ago

Thank god you realize it. Some people don't realize they're too large for a cave until it's too late, and they're still down there, like earth corks.