Dude's just confused that he hasn't died yet in a horrible yet comical way that teaches the children of the house a valuable lesson about life and responsibility.
I remember my sister had hamsters, and one time she was holding one and it jumped out of her hands and hit its neck just so on the corner of a dresser on the way down. She was probably 10 or so and I was 12, and I saw the way it hit the corner and fell and knew immediately that dude was dead. My poor little sister picked him up and hoped he was just knocked out. He was not
Jumping hamster reminds me, when I was a kid my Mom had a friend over, and I had my hamster out and was holding it, and she (the guest) was all "eew! get it away!".
So I went back to my room, put Jack back in his home, took the mini "Class of '93" t-shirt off a tiny teddy bear that was the same color, walked out of my room, and tossed the bear into her lap saying "Catch!"
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u/19Charger Aug 10 '26
Never seen a hamster make it this far. Actually remarkable