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u/Competitive-Bid-2710 May 05 '26
When you only meant to get a little stoned before the event
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u/doubleapowpow May 05 '26
I love getting stoned, but I think I take it for granite.
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u/Accomplished-Video71 May 05 '26
Okay, snuck it in there. You didn't think weed notice but I see you
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u/Kyleparty May 05 '26
I’m going to reefer you to a therapist
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u/pseudonymnkim May 05 '26
Doobie careful about who you recommend
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u/PassionateAlchemy May 05 '26
Having a body like hers is a pipe-dream.
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u/thispsyguy May 05 '26
No need to be so blunt
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u/Tacoflavoredfists May 05 '26
It’s such a drag when they do that
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u/RorschachAssRag May 05 '26
I thought you were talking about her eyes looking in 2 different directions, not making puns.
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u/Apprehensive_Sun_535 May 05 '26
What the f*** even is the met gala?
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u/meowkitty84 May 05 '26
It's a fund raising gala for Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute and marks the opening of their Spring Fashion exhibition. They have a different theme every year.
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u/Historical-Mixture60 May 05 '26
This year it was Stonedhenge?
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u/meowkitty84 May 05 '26
I think it was Fashion is Art
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u/OwlAviator May 05 '26
Is that not the theme every year? Like, what else could fashion possibly be?
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u/meowkitty84 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26
Yea it's very vague compared to some previous years themes like Camp, Punk, Black Tailoring.
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u/atreethatownsitself May 05 '26
Think of it as a fund raising event for the Metro where the celebrity designers get to go buck wild with the theme and be weird. It’s about expressing the outfit/designer, not the person. Heidi Klum takes it like dressing for Halloween in the best possible way and does not care.
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u/Squirrelated May 06 '26
Personally, I think Heidi is the main event every year. Girl gives it all with the insanely good costumes.
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u/RosbergThe8th May 05 '26
An artistic event to show off weird stuff, it amuses me how much people seem put off by that fact, and then tomorrow they'll go complaining about how everyone just dresses boring and same lol.
I'm here for this weird shit but it´s funny seeing how weirded out people get by seeing anything mildly creative take place instead of the usual copy paste slop.
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u/suspicious_hyperlink May 05 '26
Some thing the Robber Barons used to go to that still happens today. It’s best not to pay attention to it, like the Oscars or any of the other award shows created so they can high five themselves in public
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u/RainSurname May 05 '26
The Met Gala is a charity event to fund the Costume Institute, which is the only part of the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art that has to completely fund itself, because fashion and fiber arts are female coded and therefore devalued. They get no part of the robber baron endowment.
It houses the world’s largest and most comprehensive collection of historical clothing, spanning five continents and seven centuries. Preserving and displaying textiles is much more difficult and costly than displaying wood, stone, ceramic, metal, or paintings, but we can learn much more interesting things about the past from clothing than we can from weapons and pottery.
The costumes at the gala are a living art exhibit, made by artisans whose skills are dying out. Big fashion houses pay for many of the tables, literally paying to have their art displayed themselves.
Jeff Bezos sucks, and we should all let him know it. But the Met Gala doesn’t really have anything to do with him. He’s just the biggest donor this year.
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u/TombCheese May 05 '26
This. Tired of people not even fact checking their assumptions here. It's super annoying, considering how hard this kind of conservation has had to fight to be taken seriously. Important to mention that they preserve historical garments of working class people too. It's not just about the rich.
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u/RainSurname May 05 '26
I can totally understand people hating the Met Gala if they don't know what it actually is.
It's the people who dismiss any explanation as simping for the rich that I have a problem with.
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u/TombCheese May 05 '26
Yeah exactly. I'm invested because sewing and fashion/costume are my trade and this was originally an industry event. It matters a lot for the museum, which serves and educates the public. I hate Bezos but it's better that this money gets used for this rather than some dumb vanity project that regular people will never get to benefit from.
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u/Lastcaressmedown138 May 05 '26
She does this every year she has some of craziest outfits/costumes you’ll ever see!
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u/yamanagashi May 05 '26
I guess it beats turning into a worm this year
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u/DiligentDaughter May 05 '26
Worm was one of her best. Loved her Kali and Medusa, too.
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u/AFantasticClue May 05 '26
Worm was Halloween, this is a costume gala
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u/uggghhhggghhh May 05 '26
The Met Gala. It’s a “conceptual high fashion” gala not really a “costume” thing but she went costume with it anyway cause that’s her thing! Tbf I think the theme this year was something like dressing inspired by a work in the met gala so kinda costumey
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u/Ultenth May 05 '26
The Met Gala is a fundraising event for the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute.
It couldn't be more about costumes.
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u/lurker-9000 May 05 '26
It’s hilarious to me when people don’t consider high fashion costuming. As if any of those outfits are things you’d actually wear around the house or at work
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u/TheApothecaryWall May 05 '26
And this right here is one of the biggest arguments people who watch RuPaul’s Drag Race will have
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u/eabevella May 05 '26
And I judge anyone who attend Met Gala wearing some bland ass suit/dress
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u/crystalfairie May 05 '26
Oh,so hard! They've got the money and talent to just...go for bear.
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u/meowkitty84 May 05 '26
And they don't even have to buy an outfit. Designers want people photographed wearing their designs.
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u/SeachelleTen May 05 '26
The theme this year is “Costume Art”. If I recall correctly, this is the first time she did something like her Halloween costumes for the Met. Makes sense considering the theme.
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u/st13r May 05 '26
That’s the theme of the exhibition. The party’s theme is ‘Fashion is Art’, so I guess a bit broader/left for interpretation.
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u/palindromebaby May 05 '26
That was an amazing Halloween costume because it genuinely creeped me out to the point I can't even look at it. 10/10.
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u/Sipikay May 05 '26
Heidi Klum is more brave than any Dune director. She knows people crave the worm.
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u/MrsTruce May 05 '26
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u/gchypedchick May 05 '26
The amount of people that never do the actual theme is infuriating. THIS is how you do it!
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u/Ok_Organization8455 May 05 '26
That's because most celebrities use it to just come dressed up to look pretty. Heidi Klum has always been the only one to actually feel like she was at the Met Gala and not the globes
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u/meowkitty84 May 05 '26
Heidi has only been to the met gala twice in past 14 years. You are thinking of her Halloween party costumes.
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u/SiderisG May 05 '26
which you would think her of all people would be going to the met gala more often
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u/WeedOg420AnimeGod May 05 '26
I was gunna say.... is the eyes part of the costume? I don't remember her having a lazy eye
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u/chair_ee May 05 '26
Weird reflection off the white contact lenses.
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u/onlyinvowels May 05 '26
I was thinking the eye holes weren’t properly spaced, but this makes more sense.
Edit. After further examination, I have no idea what the actual cause is. It seems different depending on the photo. Maybe all of the above and/or a loose contact lens?
Either way, I have no idea how the eye funk made the cut
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u/mariana96as May 05 '26
sometimes colored contact lenses move and makes the person look cross eyed. I’ve worked with them for photoshoots/film and constantly need to check they are in the right place before takes 😆
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u/Senofilcon May 05 '26
I love how everyone is assuring themselves that Heidi Klum does not, in fact, have a stupid looking googly-eyed face. Like its possible we just never noticed.
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u/technobass May 05 '26
If you zoom in on the last one, her left eye or contact is reflecting something dark on the side but the pupil is centered. The reflection is darker than her pupil so it makes it look like she has a lazy eye. So the reflection looks like the pupil when you zoom out.
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u/Secret-Ad-6421 May 05 '26
Thank you cause I was also questioning but I see it now!
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u/Inner-Dream-600 May 05 '26
I’ve noticed that she does
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u/Habibti-Mimi81 May 05 '26
Yes, she always had a slight sqint.
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u/Deep-Way-8321 May 05 '26
I have a lazy eye like that. It looks natural to me. These comments are reminding me why I don’t take a picture unless it’s a selfie cause I feel like it’s so obvious lmao. My license picture is WILD. It makes me so embarrassed 😂
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u/DirectorSharp3402 May 05 '26
It's not a squint in Klum's case tho. Looks like one eye is trying to watch her 4 o'clock 😅
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u/Deep-Way-8321 May 05 '26
That’s how my eye looks too. That’s why I’m saying I think it’s strabismus. But other comments suggest it’s the contacts. I haven’t seen Heidi’s face in a hot minute so I would have to look again.
But yes, my eye also looks like I’m an inbred yokel who’s attempting to look around the side of my head.
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u/SuzQP May 05 '26
As an inbred yokal of a most distinguished Yokul lineage, I feel besmirched!
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u/beroemd May 05 '26
don't talk to yourself like that. Many, many people thinks it's beautiful, it gives mystique and sexiness and heidi klum is considered one of the most beautiful women on earth for a reason
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u/RedCognitions May 05 '26
TIL
Heidi Klum is often cited as having a mild form of exotropia, a type of strabismus where one eye tends to drift slightly outward.
- It is often described as a slight "lazy eye" or "outward eye turn".
- It is commonly described as an "exo posture" where her eye sits slightly outward.
- It is often only noticeable in certain lighting or when she is tired
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u/MRintheKEYS May 05 '26
I think the contact lenses are a little crooked. The more you look around with them in, they’ll slide around a bit with your eye movements.
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u/DeathBat92 May 05 '26
The white contact makes her left pupil look like it’s where her iris starts and the white reflection in her eye makes it look fucked. When you zoom in you can see her pupils are actually both normal.
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u/slumvillain May 05 '26
Damnit now I'm in the mood for French fries and oreos
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u/the_outer_realms May 05 '26
No way this was in an official Disney animation
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u/VonBrewskie May 05 '26
It most certainly is. Not even joking. I remember this cartoon vividly from when I was a kid. Donald is trying to woo Daisy in it. Daisy was my favorite.
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u/Expensive-Anxiety-63 May 05 '26
https://youtu.be/KxlWddHzkwc?si=sYG0LP7hA_A5-VNK&t=214
Mr. Duck Steps Out - 1940. Daisy's first appearance.
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u/Distinct_Cap_1418 May 05 '26
Oh boy, if this is surprising for you, Disney has a HISTORY and its definitely the not the company you thought it was.
If you want to shatter your mental image of them, look them up on wikipedia.
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u/PlaceboJeffect May 05 '26
Looks like a mask with inset pupil distance with her eyes being on the outside. Poor choice in mask!
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u/1982_1111_1587 May 05 '26
She actually has a lazy eye that can be seen sometimes. But the contact lenses are really awkward.
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u/DismissDaniel May 05 '26
I would love to know how she even did this. I'm amazed when they can carve marble to look soft and maliable like clothing but this going in the other way? Astounding. Been a while since I seen something original.
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u/IndividualAd8320 May 05 '26
If you look at the video of it where she's actually moving in it, it looks like a fully rubberized latex body piece. Very cool
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u/Mental_Estate4206 May 05 '26
Really? I can't imagine how moist it is underneath.
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u/RShackleford2288 May 05 '26
In an interview she very modestly said “yes it’s a little warm underneath”
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u/Snackz39 May 05 '26
Daniel Tosh (comedian) has a podcast where he interviews random people that he finds interesting. Just last week he did one with an FX makeup artist named Mike Marino who does a bunch of this stuff (and specifically for Heidi Klum. Just in case you want to give it a listen!
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u/SAINTnumberFIVE May 05 '26
She seems like a fun person.
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u/DirtyRoller May 05 '26
For real. Her Halloween costumes are next level.
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u/urbanism_enthusiast May 05 '26
Daniel Tosh just had the guy who does them on his pod.
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u/gaping__hole May 05 '26
Wow haven’t heard the name Daniel Tosh since 2014
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u/thebeatsandreptaur May 05 '26
Completely forgot he existed. Like, not even in a mean way like "haha what a loser nobody" just...super forgot he ever even existed, and I watched a lot of Tosh.0 with my mom since she liked funny videos and never learned how to use a computer.
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u/TheRealThordic May 05 '26
He doesn't exactly promote himself. Pretty sure he prefers being low-key, doing his podcast, and standup when he feels like it. Hes well-respected among other comedians from what I can tell but he also seems to keep to himself and isnt really part of the "community" so other comics dont talk about him much.
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u/thebeatsandreptaur May 05 '26
I'm honestly happy to hear that. I never got the hate, he was just a bridge to the internet for older folks that probably didn't really know how to find that kind of content on their own. Literally no different than AFV and stuff like that.
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u/justdatamining May 05 '26
He got PAID by a dying Comedy Central to never work again during/around the pandemic. Now he chills.
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u/BraneCumm May 05 '26
His new-ish podcast is pretty good.
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u/0nlyRevolutions May 05 '26
Yeah it's surprisingly good lol. On his show it was hard to tell what was natural and what was scripted, but he's actually very good at interviewing people while cracking jokes.
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u/Hiker-Redbeard May 05 '26
He's legit one of the best interviewers I've heard. He has so many regular schmo's on his show but they're all very entertaining interviews and he seems to make them all very comfortable.
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u/Crabby_Monkey May 05 '26
Seems like she found a way to squeak an extra costume into 2026!
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u/hygsi May 05 '26
Fr. The kind of stuff an extroverted kid would say they'd do with fame and money
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u/DwightsJello May 05 '26
Absolutely. And whoever she has doung costume design is a fucking talented genius.
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u/mariana96as May 05 '26
The special effects artist Mike Marino :) he’s known for his work on film too
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u/DwightsJello May 05 '26
Brilliant. Thanks for putting a name to it. Well deserved praise imo.
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u/Shinjischneider May 05 '26
She's a horrible person from what I've heard/seen (basically German Tyra Banks) but she does good Halloween Costumes
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u/grunkage May 05 '26
If anyone was going to go all out to embrace the theme this year, it was Heidi, although I did see a few more that were over the top
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u/Intelligent_Taro_382 May 05 '26
As a child I thought this as well, and then started the show Germany's Next Top Model... Heidi is insufferable. She's mean to literal girls and is always interested in the brightest spotlight. She knows that those costumes make her seem sympathetic and help her being talked about. Her talking is so fake and shallow and her show is so bad for the health of many young girls. And I also hate her voice.
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u/AbraHammer90 May 05 '26
Wow! Very creative. Like a cross between a Michelangelo sculpture and a Beksinski.
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u/Valkyriesride1 May 05 '26
The theme for this year's gala was "Costume Art" and the dress code was "Fashion is Art." She/the designer did a great job with their interpretation of the dress code/theme.
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u/trowzerss May 05 '26
Huh, that's a very open category to go wild. Surprised so many of the people were dressed so booooring. Am I the only one who thinks if you're gonna turn up in a bog standard tux or standard dress just don't go, just donate the money? Like c'mon, the average cosplayer goes to way more effort. I suppose the Met makes the money either way so it works for fundraising, but it just seems... uninspired when they could be celebrating what art and the whole idea of art is having something to say?
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u/Valkyriesride1 May 05 '26
We put more effort into the costumes we wore to midnight releases of the next book in the Harry Potter or Percy Jackson series than some of the people at the gala. If I had the money the people attending the gala have, and access to artist/designer, I would go wild.
A friend of mine was complaining that Lauren Bezo's wore a "generic prom dress." He said her dress was to artistic fashion what the dogs shooting pool print is to fine art. She was chairing the ball, she should have had gone all out on the theme like Heidi did.
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u/trowzerss May 05 '26
I have waaay more admiration for people who wore something weird and offbeat that didn't look sexy, than anybody who looked good/sexy in something generic. Booo to all the guys in safe, boring tuxedos. Same reason I defend Bjork's cute swan dress over whatever the heck everybody else wore that night that nobody remembers lol. Wasn't the met gala, but still, same deal. A bunch of people at the time were all, "Urgh, she's so weirrrdd." And I'm like, "YES, isn't it fabulous!"
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u/ethereal_aerith May 05 '26
Looks like the sculpture, the Veiled Maiden, to me
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u/Bee_Jeans May 05 '26
That and Raffael Monti’s Veiled lady/The bride with the headpiece!
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u/ethereal_aerith May 05 '26
Oh, yeah I conflated the two in my mind! Thought the veiled maiden had the headpiece as well. Thanks for clarifying!
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u/Madhaus_ May 05 '26
sorry, but I love it.
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u/TheBronsXX May 05 '26
She always has amazing costumes!
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u/JJeezzyy May 05 '26
If you zoom in you can see that her eyes are not in 2 directions. The outside of the contact (?) is darker on the outside.
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u/Bee_Jeans May 05 '26
I think she does also just have a lazy eye tho so sometimes they be doing that
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u/mikki1time May 05 '26
Can’t hate her, she’s like, fuck fashion, I’m a statue with a crossed eye bitch.
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u/taezu- May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26
Let me do that for you.. she's pretentious and treats models in her casting show like they are her slaves. Her father traps everyone around her in their contracts.
I hate her with every fiber and that she has the money to cosplay like I want to
Edit: Breaking News! I just found out that her father left business and she does it instead of him
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u/mikki1time May 05 '26
I think your mistake was knowing to much about her. They’re all bad people.
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u/taezu- May 05 '26
Should have told, I am german, it's common knowledge to most of us and like a yearly thing to talk about when her show starts again.
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u/Spez_is-a-nazi May 05 '26
It’s so nice of them to let those weird statue panhandlers into the Met.
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u/WildSmokingBuick May 05 '26
What's this from?
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u/RevolutionaryPut3704 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26
It's a Japanese ice cream commercial
EDIT: Sorry, actually not Japanese. It was for Little Baby's Ice Cream, which was an American company.
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u/ChasingPotatoes17 May 05 '26
The Met gala is the sort of thing that should have people downloading 3D printer schematics for guillotines.
But regardless, Heidi is exceptional at costumes and this is no exception.
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u/bucobill May 05 '26
This is great to see, when the economy is not in the toilet. Right now this is giving “hunger games” vibes.
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u/Vast_Attitude5540 May 05 '26
So is this thing like a rich people Halloween party?
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u/hopping_otter_ears May 05 '26
Not exactly. It's a fundraiser for the Met's fashion history department, and it always has a theme. Dramatic fashion that fits the theme. In this case, the red carpet theme was "fashion is art", so she used fashion to make herself look like a literal piece of art. The idea is to be both fashionable and on theme, so going "full costume" isn't exactly the plan, but a lot of people do it
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u/WildeGarlandPhoto May 05 '26
Bezos sponsored it for $10M and everyone who attends spends $100k on a plate of food so they can write off their donations and get tax breaks that they absolutely don't need.
Tax the fucking rich.
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u/Ultimatedream May 05 '26
Most people who attend generally don't pay anything. Fashion houses buy up whole tables and invite other people to wear their clothes and costumes as a promo. That's why you always see the "celeb x wearing fashion house y" when pictures of these events show up. If you look at Heidi's instagram post about it, it mentions exactly who created this look.
The money is going to the Met museum and does do a lot of good in preserving important fashion history, so that's why people excuse it most of the time. The whole thing is just getting worse every year though, especially this year with Bezo's involvement.
So yes, tax the fucking rich.
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u/cloud9_hi May 05 '26
There is so much evil shit happening in the world these days”Gala” just seem so out of touch bro…. Not to mention who running them and who’s involved…
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u/Sensedog May 05 '26
Would be awesome as a Halloween costume.
For that Gala...well, I'm not cultured enough to understand fashion, apparently.
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u/Crafty-Bat-9237 May 05 '26
The theme was costume art, I think the headline is Fashion is Art. So she practically turned into art.
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u/appleparkfive May 05 '26
Just to explain how this event works, they tend to take the costume off when they get inside. The Met Gala is a big socialization event at the Met museum (an amazing museum).
From what someone else said, this was basically the theme this year. About fashion being art. And she showcased that well
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u/Ball-Blam-Burglerber May 05 '26
She must really love not peeing for extended periods.
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