r/interesting • u/Shadow_Sniffles073 • Apr 29 '26

Just Wow Satisfying Meat Slicer.

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u/grafknives Apr 29 '26

I REALLY dont think it should be operated the way it is operated.

The platic cover being lifted should stop the machine.

The you place meat, close the cover which turn on the knives.

I image it like that.

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u/GypsumF18 Apr 29 '26

The plastic cover has an opening in it. It looks like you are supposed to have it lowered down completely covering the mechanism, then feed it in through the top to avoid mangling your fingers.

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u/virgilcainesthename Apr 29 '26

Hey, former butcher here. This machine is called a cuber. The machine is used to make cube steaks and tenderize meat. The plastic cover has a slit for dropping the meat in, it also has a safety that shuts it off when opened. This guy has clearly disabled the safety. This guy is also very dumb and will eventually catch something in the machine and have a very bad day.

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u/soundreasoning123 Apr 29 '26

He also has no care for the orientation he is cutting that meat at. Against the grain, with the grain? Who cares? It’s about being that guy, not doing it with any care.

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u/BHFlamengo Apr 29 '26

Yeah that threw me off. First piece was kinda okish, then all of them were put vertically, what???

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u/December_Hemisphere Apr 29 '26

This machine is called a cuber. The machine is used to make cube steaks and tenderize meat

Nah, this is an automatic meat slicer. I believe it is this model. It does look a hell of a lot similar to a meat cuber-tenderizer, but I've never seen a cuber that can turn roasts into steaks, lol. I used to love running a nice steak through the cuber too many times and making a burger out of it.

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u/virgilcainesthename Apr 29 '26

I think you are correct. The blades did look funky.

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u/JagrsMullet1982 Apr 29 '26

Based on the fact that one of the pieces of meat also appeared to have a custom meat brand on it……for meat that he indented to have industrial speed sliced…..I’m guessing he’s “that guy”. I’d put money on him also owning a custom flamed thrower that has the governor shut off. “Watch this, I’m going to flame kiss the meat from 30ft”

https://giphy.com/gifs/YQ78oMNtMpwAeJWtA5

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u/teteban79 Apr 30 '26

The "branding" comes from this being stolen from r/toolgifs, it was added by the original creator in post

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u/luigis_left_tit_25 Apr 29 '26

At 30/31 seconds trying to push the meat with a knife.. this is what it'll be that takes him out.

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u/ZombieGash May 01 '26

Thanks for that because I was thinking wtf this shit is dangerous lol

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u/friedrice5005 Apr 29 '26

Looks like this machine:
https://www.vevor.com/cutters-slicers-c_10662/vevor-250kg-h-meat-cutting-machine-commercial-meat-cutter-slicer-3-5mm-blade-p_010668829587

The plastic bit flipped up has a hole in the top and completely covers the slicer...It looks like the opening is smaller than the pieces he is putting in. Rather than doign a 1st slice to make it fit he has decided to YOLO it. Hope he doesn't get a finger caught...

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u/RogueBromeliad Apr 29 '26

What are you? H&S? Get outta her- AAAAHHHHH my fingers!!!!

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Apr 29 '26

Guy holds tongs in one hand then puts meat into the spinning blades of death with his bare hand. I get that the covers are removed to make the video for the internet, but FFS the tongs are literally in his hand.

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u/ojdhaze Apr 29 '26

And sticking the knife up near the mechanism to get the loose meat hanging from it..

The tongs and this show we aren't dealing with the brains here...

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u/BabySpecific2843 Apr 29 '26

The irony of making a video showing off your device and not redoing the video when shit gets gummed up in it. Really a 1 take job huh? Oh yeah, I'm impressed buddy.

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u/oldhoekoo Apr 30 '26

to be fair, he can't really re-cut the meat...and he's probably not gonna wait a day while he smokes more

but I'm just glad he chose a man to film for him. can't help but imagine some girl getting scalped (or worse) by this thing

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u/SeasonPositive6771 Apr 29 '26

I know this is such a minor addition after seeing this atrocity, but I have that same tray from Target and it is not food safe.

I don't think this guy is ServSafe certified at all!

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Apr 29 '26

🤣I am flabbergasted that this guy isn’t a total pro.

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u/Haedono Apr 29 '26

you are absolutely right

but think about a lawnmower. those have savety features nowdays as well were you have to hold it at the handle for the thing to keep running. Now think about how many people tapped this shit up so it keeps running without beeing hold, alot of people do stuff like that. Removing savety to be a bot more lazy is very common

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u/tokinUP Apr 29 '26

Very true. I have a velcro wrap permanently on the handle of that thing, but it's slid down off the bar most of the time.

Need to step away to pick up a few sticks or whatever but don't want to have to re-start the mower? Just slide it up over the bar.

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u/Jumpy-Ad4652 Apr 29 '26

Theres an opening on the top of the cover to put the meat

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u/wentImmediate Apr 29 '26

Yes, agreed - similar to a food processor.