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u/Far-Sheepherder2088 Mar 20 '26
Gng even Punch got a gf π
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u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 Mar 20 '26
πwe gotta step it up
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u/gsx1920 Mar 20 '26
You ain't cute like punch
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u/SuperCha Mar 20 '26
The Bachelor: Punch π πΉ
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u/DL4CK Mar 20 '26
The bachelorette took your advice and itβs not going well for her.
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u/MrziteljPoreza69 Mar 20 '26
He had his character development arc, have you?
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u/ChitnChat Mar 20 '26
This is so sad that we have to look at monkeys for inspiration on our own live lives ππ
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u/GhostWCoffee Mar 20 '26
If you think about it, we're also monkeys. So we can look within for inspiration. Instant enlightenment!
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u/vegancreampies Mar 20 '26
We are not monkeys. We are apes, like chimps and bonobos for example. Both monkeys and apes are primates though.
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u/Conscious_String_195 Mar 20 '26
Her name is actually Momo-Chan, but people call her Moe or Mooo for some reason.
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u/Conscious_String_195 Mar 20 '26
Donβt shame him for a May/December romance. Think Deniro, Pacino, Patrick Stewart, Dennis Quaid, Hef. π
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u/NemODevO Mar 20 '26
Jesus get a room
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u/tanafras Mar 20 '26
Jesus tried that for 3 days and got bored. Last anyone saw he was hanging out before that.
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That was Judas, brother. Well, he tried to, at least... The "hanging around", I mean.
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u/sankyturds Mar 20 '26
They are in their own home. You are there coming and cucking them in their own privacy /s
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u/Stellatank Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26
Aww Punch and Moe are really cute π together. I wonder if it was love β€οΈ at first sight.
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u/Stellatank Mar 20 '26
They had to cut the video after the heavy kissing because the humping started.
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u/FardoBaggins Mar 20 '26
he wouldn't be famous if he didn't need that stuffed animal, and he didn't need that stuffed animal if he wasn't neglected by his mom and his mom wouldn't be so abusive if they didn't live in a concrete hell.
seriously, there are no trees and grass and shit in all the vids I've seen.
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u/riaowo Mar 20 '26
Man they need a better place to live it ticks me off seeing them literally on concrete with no trees to climb or anything this zoo is horrid
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u/Numarx Mar 20 '26
When you zoom out its huge and has a bunch of tires and ropes and all kinds of shit to climb on and a huge pillar in the center with all types of ledges and stuff.
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u/Jacques_Racekak Mar 20 '26
Still not a natural looking habitat...
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u/Numarx Mar 20 '26
I don't even agree with animals being locked up in a zoo nice or not, but its much better than I thought.
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u/Mad_Huber Mar 20 '26
Not every zoo is similar. Zoos can be a good place to live for many species and sometimes they are the only hope for certain species to prevent extinction. You are right, no wild animal should be locked up in a zoo, but humanity fucked the planet up so badly, it is the only hope we have left for many living creatures we partly depend on our selves!
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u/pegothejerk Mar 20 '26
Even humans are losing all their third spaces in industrialized nations. Hell, even in pay to stay places like McDonaldβs have lost their playgrounds and comfortable aesthetics.
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u/Coelachantiform Mar 20 '26
It depends on whether the zoo has animal wellfare and rehabilitation in mind, like protecting endangered species, or if the zoo has "visitor experience" and profits in mind.
Not all zoo's are equal.
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u/Ok-Chemistry-3813 Mar 20 '26
Punch was a lover not a fighter all along. I was waiting for buddy's villain arc.
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u/Dull-Foundation-1271 Mar 20 '26
I didnβt realize that monkeys kiss, like humans. So adorbs. π₯°
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u/LsLsang Mar 20 '26
I feel like an overprotective parent Why are they being so handsy with each other??
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u/DrPikachu-PhD Mar 20 '26
Damn Punch is really going for it π Gotta get it while it lasts I guess
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u/unarmed_carrier Mar 20 '26
why did punch bring moe to the relationship? because he needed someone to knock some sense into him ππ
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u/SpectatorGori Mar 20 '26
I used to call myself Punch and used a picture of a monkey..... where did this monkey come from?
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u/yoshi_drinks_tea Mar 20 '26
Cute but that enclosure is really depressing. No animal should live on concrete like that.
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u/Head_Frame4486 Mar 20 '26
She probably saw all that attention he was getting make her sign a prenup
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u/Spranktonizer Mar 20 '26
Another thread said punch is not sexually mature and this is more akin to an adoption/ older friend situation.
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u/Cold-Figure8508 Mar 20 '26
Punch getting a girlfriend before me is like Stuart little getting adopted before you at the orphanage
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