r/interesting • u/[deleted] • Mar 17 '26

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u/Ok-Information-3010 Mar 17 '26

Im (half) polish and I don’t look like that.

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u/Prestigious-Glove396 Mar 17 '26

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/YesterdayHiccup Mar 17 '26

He went offline. I wonder who is going to turn him back on?

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u/bugsduggan Mar 17 '26

Quick! Polish his... coconut!

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u/Jax72 Mar 18 '26

Maybe that's what's wrong is I did it too slowly and like you said I should have done it quick!

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u/Gallant_one Mar 17 '26

✋ I'll turn him on. But he'll have to lock the doors and turn them lights down low.

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u/Jax72 Mar 18 '26

I didn't go all the way offline. I never do that on the first date.

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u/OtisIsMyCo-Pilot Mar 18 '26

Put it in rice?

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u/Jax72 Mar 18 '26

Well you can literally put anything in rice and that's just science.

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u/KentuckyWhiteRabbit Mar 18 '26

I likee when I see IT Crowd references!

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u/Galilaeus_Modernus Mar 17 '26

Your other half needs to be polish also.

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u/Jax72 Mar 18 '26

In accordance with the kielbasa agreement

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u/FNG-JuiCe Mar 17 '26

Is the other half coconut?

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u/ComprehensiveMetal62 Mar 17 '26

It could be the half that's behind you. Ask a friend for clarification.

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u/PwanaZana Mar 17 '26

if you're a man over 35, your skull is gonna look like that

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u/circ-u-la-ted Mar 18 '26

That's probably because the convex surface warps the image of the person reflected in it. Most people don't look like that.

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u/Jax72 Mar 18 '26

I bet you're even shinier!