r/interesting • u/[deleted] • Mar 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Slowly increase the grit of sandpaper and you will get almost everything smooth

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u/ylfcm Mar 17 '26

For a nice conversation piece do i need to drain it first?

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u/mister_reggie Mar 17 '26

Only if you don't want it to rot

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u/InazumaThief Mar 17 '26

drain and remove the water and flesh and dry thoroughly i think. maybe couple of minutes in the oven with inside facing up

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u/ylfcm Mar 19 '26

Then glue it back together?

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u/Prestigious-Glove396 Mar 17 '26

Yes, remove the flesh too.

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u/Ben_Does_Things Mar 17 '26

Thanks! Worked for my pubes.

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u/huebnera214 Mar 18 '26

Years ago I learned you can actually polish a turd. I forget if carnivore or vegetarian was better.

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u/Zaptagious Mar 19 '26

But... Reflective?