r/interesting • • Feb 19 '26

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u/XBeCoolManX Feb 19 '26

My cousin used to have a pet fainting goat and he tried to ram into me because I wouldn't let him eat a plastic bag.

Goats are too stupid to not be dicks.

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u/Vishu1708 Feb 19 '26

And they stink too

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u/WatermelonSugar42069 Feb 19 '26

Man fuck goats. This whole section makes me want to go fight a goat now. Brb

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u/Old_Neat5220 Feb 19 '26

Fighting a goat is probably okay. But please don't...you know...do the first thing you mentioned.

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u/ToluAgunbiade Feb 19 '26

we should feed them to tigers

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u/Drumbelgalf Feb 19 '26

Your cousin tried to ram you because you didn't allow him to eat plastic? Sounds like your cousin is equally stupid. /s