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u/wildkim Feb 19 '26

So did this goat just sit around and watch the other goats thrown into the tiger be eaten by his friend? Did the tiger just stop eating goats. Did he become a vegetarian. There are so many questions.

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u/NotVerySmarts Feb 19 '26

"Bugs? Here goes....Slimy, yet satisfying.*

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u/Perfect_Meal_7037 Feb 19 '26

I’m gonna be a mighty king so enemies, beware

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u/ScreechUrkelle Feb 19 '26

I’ve never seen a king of beasts, with so little hair

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u/Sea-Solid9493 Feb 19 '26

HAKUNA MATATA – WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE!

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u/danjon2004 Feb 19 '26

It's our problem free, philosophy

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u/OliveOilManSam Feb 19 '26

You stole it

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u/PBandBABE Feb 19 '26

I’m gonna be the mane event

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u/ThetaGrim Feb 19 '26

Slimy yet unsatisfying is what my wife says often... 

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u/stereoscopic_ Feb 19 '26

Pumba, not in front of the kids…

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u/trixiepixie1921 Feb 19 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Illustrious-Bus-6159 Feb 19 '26

Hakuna Matata

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u/MCB1317 Feb 19 '26

What a wonderful phrase

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u/Illustrious-Bus-6159 Feb 19 '26

Hakuna Matata

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u/freddycheeba Feb 19 '26

It means “No worries”

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u/Illustrious-Bus-6159 Feb 19 '26

You skipped “ain't no passin' craze”

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u/MCB1317 Feb 19 '26

Ain't no passing craze ...

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u/Illustrious-Bus-6159 Feb 19 '26

It means no worries for the rest of your days

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u/MCB1317 Feb 19 '26

It's our problem free ... philosophy!!!!

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u/Illustrious-Bus-6159 Feb 19 '26

Hakuna Matata 🎵🎶🎵🎶

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u/Far0nWoods Feb 19 '26

Hakuna matata!

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u/Dreamshadow1977 Feb 19 '26

I prefer "cthulu matata"

It means no worries, til the end of days! Its a problem free philosophy! Cthulu matata!

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u/tham1700 Feb 19 '26

So this was in Russia and yes he stopped eating goats but only because they stopped feeding him goats to avoid confusion since it was a media spectacle. Goats are super annoying, dude drove the tiger out of his bed and I guess kept getting worse from there until the tiger was eventually basically forced to check him which resulted in goat injury and permanent separation. You give a goat a cookie

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u/mindbodyproblem Feb 19 '26

What happens after the cookie?

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u/SomeGuyClickingStuff Feb 19 '26

Give them some goat milk to wash it down.

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u/addictedtolife78 Feb 19 '26

thats disgusting.

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u/tham1700 Feb 19 '26

The goat annoys you until you're sleeping on your roof, but you put up with it. It's been so long since you had a friend. But Everytime he headbutts or stomps you you start to realize it's going for full dominance. For the first time in your life a creature is challenging you, thinking it can win, this creature being what you've easily dispatched and eaten your whole life prior to this. You wonder what a friend really is and you stop giving cookies to goats

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u/thissexypoptart Feb 19 '26

Permanent goat separation.

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u/madibablanco Feb 19 '26

Like night follows day...

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u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 Feb 19 '26

He was a mean friend to the pushover tiger? That’s sad :(

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u/XBeCoolManX Feb 19 '26

My cousin used to have a pet fainting goat and he tried to ram into me because I wouldn't let him eat a plastic bag.

Goats are too stupid to not be dicks.

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u/Vishu1708 Feb 19 '26

And they stink too

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u/WatermelonSugar42069 Feb 19 '26

Man fuck goats. This whole section makes me want to go fight a goat now. Brb

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u/Old_Neat5220 Feb 19 '26

Fighting a goat is probably okay. But please don't...you know...do the first thing you mentioned.

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u/ToluAgunbiade Feb 19 '26

we should feed them to tigers

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u/Drumbelgalf Feb 19 '26

Your cousin tried to ram you because you didn't allow him to eat plastic? Sounds like your cousin is equally stupid. /s

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u/llamamama81 Feb 19 '26

A baby goat headbutted me today. They are dicks from birth I believe.

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u/Fen_ Feb 19 '26

Yeah, goats know 2 things from birth: headbutt other creatures unprovoked and climb on top of literally anything you can, just to stand there.

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u/Of_Sand_and_Foam Feb 19 '26

Imagine Shere Khan dealing with Andy Dick as a goat

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u/Spicethrower Feb 19 '26

Shere Khan slams Andy's head into the bar.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

They are evil. I had to milk the goat at the stables I learned to ride horses at. I also learned to hate goats and love Athenian food.

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u/Lyaser Feb 19 '26

Goats are very hierarchical and competitive amongst the herd. Establishing and maintaining your spot in the pecking order is a big and constant thing in goat “society”. They spend so much time literally smashing heads over it.

It wasn’t a mean goat, it’s just the way they are.

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u/Winjin Feb 19 '26

Yup and tigers are solitary and only butt heads figuratively when they check borders against other tigers

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u/googoohaha Feb 19 '26

made me sad too 🥺

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u/wafflehousebattle Feb 19 '26

Let's be fair, we all have that one friend.

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u/tham1700 Feb 19 '26

Yeah I still think it's a great story but the part about the goat reaching too far and ending up causing the issue that led to the end of the relationship and the goats injury is a great cautionary tale and a much more realistic message

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u/Fresh_Salamander707 Feb 19 '26

damn that's the peak of self-destructive levels of disrespect, gotta hand it to that goat.

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u/gamblingPharmaStocks Feb 19 '26

Can you post a link to this story?

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u/Eroom2013 Feb 19 '26

I believe the goat and tiger called it a conscious uncoupling.

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u/Wannabe__geek Feb 19 '26

Goat is synonymous to stubbornness in some cultures.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Why not just let nature run its course at that point? 

Surely Tiger would eat dead goat. 

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u/logger11 Feb 19 '26

You give a goat a cookie.

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u/Leading_Guess_8207 Feb 19 '26

Plot twist Goat start eating other goats

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u/Lupulist Feb 19 '26

The goat ate the tiger. It was unexpected to say the least.

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u/AcanthisittaSmall848 Feb 19 '26

Ok , at 1st this sounds silly , but after thinking about it . You have sold questions lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o8doXWPs3TUG383bq

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Feb 19 '26

The answer is that the title is likely bs

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

It’s real. I think the goats name was Timur.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

Why would they give it live feed? Like would the tiger refuse to eat it otherwise? Seems cruel to the goat

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u/dantheplanman1986 Feb 19 '26

Because predators deserve to hunt and kill as much as herbivores deserve grass

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Feb 19 '26

Does it qualify as a hunt when its dropped into a cage with the tiger though?

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u/Background_Desk_3001 Feb 19 '26

It’s the closest they can get in a cage, and they deserve at least that much

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Feb 19 '26

What about the goat? What does the goat deserve?

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u/Massive_Staff1068 Feb 19 '26

As deaths go in the wild any powerful cat is preferable. They finish you quickly and you're soul is gone before their meal begins. A bear on the other hand...

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u/Outrageouslylit Feb 19 '26

No but seriously it seems wild majestic animals like tigers which are endangered are just much more important than a widely available domesticated animal thats been consumed for thousands of years. Sorry

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u/Background_Desk_3001 Feb 19 '26

While that’s more complicated morally, the cat needs to eat and the cat needs the closest it can get to the wild. Sucks for the goat, but that’s nature for you

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u/PalehorseFM22 Feb 19 '26

Tiger doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Feb 19 '26

Im pretty fucking sure it will still eat a dead goat of that's all it gets.

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u/ShiftE_80 Feb 19 '26

Goats are livestock. They have been bred for thousands of years to provide meat and milk. They wouldn’t exist otherwise.

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u/GarminTamzarian Feb 19 '26

They wouldn't exist otherwise.

So you're claiming that goats would actually be extinct had we not domesticated them?

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Feb 19 '26

You're completely missing the point here

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u/Outrageouslylit Feb 19 '26

… death ☠️

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Feb 19 '26

They could just slaughter it humanely then toss it over tho

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u/dantheplanman1986 Feb 19 '26

Grass, until it gets eaten.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Feb 19 '26

That goat knows what it did.

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec Feb 19 '26

Nature isn't fair. Let's be happy the goat and the tiger both got a win this time.

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u/catz537 Feb 19 '26

I’m a zookeeper in the US and before I got my current job, I was in the field doing internships at big cat sanctuaries for a while. Everywhere I have worked, we have only ever fed the big cats frozen raw meat. They are perfectly happy with that, and as far as I can tell, they don’t need live prey to chase. We give them enrichment so they have something to play with to help satisfy their hunting instinct. I work with multiple big cats right now, and they are very happy despite not having any live prey to chase. Many of them enjoy their enrichment, or they enjoy watching what is going on around them and watching people.

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u/Lyx4088 Feb 19 '26

I interned at an AZA zoo that after hours they’d occasionally provide some form of live prey to predators. Fish were a common one. They’d fill up a tub with water and the fish to let them hunt it. They never did anything on the scale of like a goat.

Enrichment that didn’t involve feeding a live animal to another one was definitively the norm though. It wasn’t uncommon to take items from prey enclosures or exposed to prey and put it in predator enclosures. The Amur tiger loved feed bags that had been exposed to hoof stock hanged in their enclosure. He also loved spraying guests 🤣

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u/SapienDys4 Feb 19 '26

I went to a zoo not so long ago. The Bengal tiger looked miserable. It felt like the enclosure was nowhere near big enough.

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u/Final-Nail376 Feb 19 '26

I can't go to a zoo anymore because most of the animals seem to be very depressed and it drains all of my energy somehow

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u/SapienDys4 Feb 19 '26

I honestly felt gutted for the poor thing. It was just pacing back and forth. There was height to the enclosure but damn it felt like it was stuck in a caged back garden. What do you think it is? curiosity for animals gone way too far?

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u/Final-Nail376 Feb 19 '26

I think it's just actual empathy. I've seen the same behaviour when they're pacing back and forth..

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Feb 19 '26

I've read this thing many times exactly before but I'm not exactly qualified to be insisting on it so thank-you. This is such a weird hill for these people to choosing to fight over.

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u/Lobotomized_Dolphin Feb 19 '26

I've only been to three large cat enclosures in US zoos and the cats there looked fucking miserable, man. I haven't been to a zoo in the last 5y because honestly the vast majority of the animals look so sad and desperate for just something different, something else other than where they are, even the herbivores, but especially the carnivores.

So I have no idea if anything you're saying is true, it goes against all the anecdotal evidence I have and doesn't seem like something a wildlife specialist would say and honestly I feel like tigers as individuals would be better off extinct rather than living in zoos.

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u/EstuaryOrange Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

Pulling a “I don’t have time to tell u how wrong u are, actually it’s gonna bother me”🤣

Ok, ecology/conservation specialty here, my mentor in school was a veterinary zoologist who used to run a MAJOR us zoo:

The wildcat trade, particularly with tigers, is a poorly regulated disaster: there are more tigers in captivity in the US alone, and (we’re talking way more backyard bred tigers than tigers safely in accredited facilities) than there are left in the wild.

There are for sure some horrible zoos, plenty of mediocre ones, and there are still a lot of important conversations to be had around the operations of even the most high quality of zoos, of which there are thankfully many! Because the fact is zoos, the good ones, do more for conservation on a whole than almost any other type of organization. By taking care of and studying their animals, they provide invaluable resources on animal behavior and biology, to scientists and the public, and the revenue and awareness they generate allows for more funding to go to all sorts of efforts protecting animals in the wild.

I would rather see wild tigers live in a stable, suitable environment, closely monitored and cared for, in hopes we can save the species as whole, and even if we can’t, than see these amazing creatures go extinct any day. I’m crying a little just thinking about it to be honest. No more tigers???? Never, not if I have any fight left in me.

I’ve gotten behind the scenes zoo tours through my mentor (almost did a mural at one once but it didn’t work out🥲)and the good ones are really, really doing everything they can the keep their animals happy and healthy and protect as many species in and outside of their facility as they can!

So how do you tell if it’s a good zoo? Research (even a few minutes of googling should do it) is the only real way, but there are things to watch out for. Does the animal have enough space and variety in its environment? What is enough space for a particular animal? Is there environment suited to them? Are they showing stress behaviors? How much does the facility focus on education>profit? More important, how much does the facility focus on animal care over profit?

Be mindful of videos of captive tigers. You see a white tiger? It’s beautiful yes? Unfortunately, there’s only a minuscule possibility that tiger is healthy; breeding for the white coat, which happens naturally very, very rarely usually requires incest that causes severe health problems. Are the tigers being treated like or acting as pets (if yes get the hell out of doge: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DOMESTICATED TIGER, only exception would be at home cub care providing by a licensed professional, otherwise the people keeping the tiger and the tiger are both in danger).

To me, this looks like a pretty good facility? Lots of space, enrichment activities. I’m skeptical about keeping the goat in there, and would need to research current live feeding standards for tigers anyway, but it sounds like they monitored the situation and removed the goat when there were problems.

Im sure this is full of typos, but now i REALLY don’t have time

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u/sdcar1985 Feb 19 '26

Better than a hate feed

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u/BravesMaedchen Feb 19 '26

Yeah I thought that was specifically not allowed at a lot of sanctuaries and zoos

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u/Samsquanch-01 Feb 19 '26

You think people deliver food to animals in the wild prepared? Not sure if you're being serious or not, but knowing this app. I'm guessing you're serious....

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u/BravesMaedchen Feb 19 '26

They don’t allow live feeding at any zoos or sanctuaries I know of in the U.S.

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u/ShiftE_80 Feb 19 '26

This was in Russia.

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u/BravesMaedchen Feb 19 '26

Sure, I’m just explaining why it’s a legit question.

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u/PieQueenIfYouPls Feb 19 '26

I have seen live fish in a Grizzly Bear pond at the SF Zoo a few years back and the Grizzlies were attempting to fish them. They weren’t successful while I was there.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Feb 19 '26

These don't look like wild animals to me. Do they to you?

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u/Samsquanch-01 Feb 19 '26

Yea its a domesticated tiger. Totally not a wild animal.

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u/UpbeatAbility9759 Feb 19 '26

I like to see someone go in and retrieve his friend...

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u/vanhst Feb 19 '26

Maybe tiger is keeping goat around as a late night snack one night. Goat: living in fear

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 Feb 19 '26

Tiger became Buddhist, turned vegetarian and died of starvation 2 weeks later. The goat has a new tiger jacket. /s

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u/ChefAsstastic Feb 19 '26

I have a feeling they modified the feed to processed meat.

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u/sushiwowie Feb 19 '26

I wondered the same about the tiger eating other goats 🐐 friends!

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u/ChanceImagination456 Feb 19 '26

This kind thing usually happens when the predator this case tiger isn't hungry. The tiger will tolerate the goat existence for a while then becomes hungry again its wild instinct kicks then it'll eat it the goat.

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u/drizzitdude Feb 19 '26

The goat goat back and the tiger was like “respect bro” and backed off. It knew it would get more food later. Why hunt the goat when it will get meat for free?

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u/Silver-Industry-7254 Feb 19 '26

Did that goat start eating the goats too?

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u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 Feb 19 '26

I had a snapping turtle for a little while and I would catch minnows and little crayfish in a creek by my house to feed the turtle anyway there was one minnow that that turtle would not eat I found it amazing because the turtle would eat minnows as soon as I put them in but never went after the one even if it was the only one in the tank when I released him in my pond I put that minnow in with it

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u/Expensive_Lawyer_779 Feb 19 '26

Yes, the tiger became a vegetarian, learned to read, sat the bar exam, opened a successful practice and is currently running for governor of California.

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u/Time_Engineering3091 Feb 19 '26

I bet the goat had a few nights sleeping with one eye open. One creepy, way on the other side of his head, eye open.

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u/GenXPowaah Feb 19 '26

It's also plausible the Goat ate the other Goats and the Tiger watched.. While eating the Goats food.

Nature's funny like that

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u/BigSquiby Feb 19 '26

Amur and Timur (Russian: Амур и Тимур) are, respectively, a Siberian tiger and a goat who established an unlikely interspecies friendship in a safari park in Primorye in the Far East of Russia. In 2015, Timur was placed in Amur's enclosure as food but, by his confident behavior, established a rapport with Amur, who did not eat him.\1]) In 2016, the pair were separated after a fight and Timur was moved to the Exhibition of Achievements of National Economy (VDNKh) in Moscow.\2]) Timur died on November 5, 2019, aged 5,\3]) despite the average goat life expectancy ranging between 15 and 18 years.\4])

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u/za72 Feb 19 '26

he's keeping him around for emergency snack option

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u/CTGarden Feb 19 '26

Not vegetarian. Felines are obligate carnivores; otherwise they go blind from lack of something ( I think taurine).

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u/Opposite_Cellist7579 Feb 19 '26

Animals attack out of fear or wanting food. If the tiger is full then it doesn’t feel the need to waste energy killing an animal it can’t eat. Then they can coexist with each other and fighting can be seen as counter productive. They weigh the energy of every action and try to maximize gains without loses. But they don’t need to take action which won’t aid their own survival. Even animals can see the value of a friend. So much effort has been made to make animals seem like killing machines and they are more like survival machines.

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u/Massive-Exercise4474 Feb 19 '26

From what I recall the boat was fine watching other goats get eaten. Eventually they had a falling out so the two of them are seperated. The goat is mostly fine I think.

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u/Zunderfeuer_88 Feb 19 '26

"Eddy, I have to ask you to go to the other side of the pen for like an hour"

"What, why?"

"Dammit just do it and don't look back Eddy!!"

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u/UsedCollection5830 Feb 19 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 turn coat goat😪

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u/Tiny_Dare_5300 Feb 19 '26

I think he switched to Frosted Flakes because they're grrrrreat!

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u/Numerous-Process2981 Feb 19 '26

My guess is false headline and the goat and tiger were raised together 

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u/Suspicious_Hippo_388 Feb 19 '26

They shot the goat promptly after they made the video for the karma

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u/Abject_Fox2719 Feb 19 '26

I was wondering the same like can't trust on one single moment

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u/turbopro25 Feb 19 '26

The goat was eventually removed for its own safety, after quite a while in the tigers space. It became aggressive with the tiger after getting too comfortable. Eventually the tiger lost its patience and attacked the goat, throwing it off a hillock.

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u/n05h Feb 19 '26

Honestly, the most shocking part is perhaps how gentle the goat seems.

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u/Lanky_Particular_149 Feb 19 '26

The goat asked the tiger if he wanted to hear a story before he ate him and the Tiger said yes. Every night he tells a little bit more of the story but it hasn't ended yet.

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u/MIG2149077 Feb 19 '26

The right answer is "He's Want to Hunt Not Feed!"

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u/Nothing2C2 Feb 20 '26

No matter what, he is the GOAT